Deadpool leaned back in his favorite chair, totally relaxed as he held Lady Death in his arms. Her plan as far as Chrysalis giving birth creating the mystical loophole had worked flawlessly, as unaligned divine entities are required to manifest to the families of those who have inherited some of their magic in order to guide and explain them. And Chrysalis and Thirty-Thirty's first born son, Forty-Forty - called ShiShi for short - had inherited a good sized portion of it due to how much death energy Chrysalis had absorbed by feeding on Lady Death's love.
Of course, Thanos had not taken kindly to learning his curse on Deadpool had been circumvented, and he had attacked. Thankfully, he hadn't brought any power amplifiers, so he wasn't able to simply rewrite reality or anything like that, so Deadpool had assumed that it would be a mostly even fight. Of course, it had been the day ShiShi was born, and Deadpool had been shocked - and pleased - to discover that, apparently, new born Changeling hybrids required a huge influx of protein before they could begin feeding on love alone. Thanos, apparently, had been just the right size as far as ShiShi was concerned. Lady Death had been so proud.
"It was still a little creepy the way he went all Pac-Man on Thanos," Crazy pointed out as they reminisced. "Felt like I was watching what Pixels would have been if we directed it."
"Stuffy, put that on my schedule of 'things to do for fun'!" Deadpool pointed out. "Remake bad movies with potential my way...starting with Pixels!"
"And what will be your first step as far as improving it?" Stuffy asked.
"Easy," Deadpool replied. "Replace Adam Sandler with me, and use the actual President...and everybody improvs! Oh, and use actual pixelated aliens! I'm sure I can find some."
Lady Death purred in his arms. "That will be fun to see..."
"And of course, cast my boney lass here as an actually interesting and 4-dimensional love interest," Wade added.
"Don't you mean 3 dimensional?"
"Who says character development has to be quantumly linear?"
"...how in the name of all that's holy did that make sense?"
"We should probably stop talking," Chrysalis murmured, staggering out of the bedroom she shared with Thirty-Thirty to get a drink from the fridge. "I get the feeling the Author has more exposition to dump."
"Is it going to be interesting?"
"It's about all of you, Daddy!"
"Then we should listen."
Of course, Chrysalis was not the only one to expand their little family.
"She wasn't?" Deadpool asked in surprise.
Deadpool and Lady Death had also had several children since their physical union.
"...did not see that coming," Stuffy pointed out as Deadpool stared, his jaw hanging. Lady Death chuckled wickedly.
Three children were born to their union, two boys and one girl. The first born son took after Deadpool somewhat in his comedic outlook, and was given his own version of Earth to look after and be the Grim Reaper for. Last Lady Death had heard, things were going well, save an incident involving attempting to reap a hamster.
"Oh, I know that one!"
"I think the Author wants to see if the readers can get it."
"Shutting up now."
The second born son had taken after Lady Death in nature, being the complete opposite of Deadpool, having no feelings at all...except when he did. Though he seemed disinterested, he was always curious about many things...so Lady Death gave him a curious world to tend and reap, one carried through space by elephants and a turtle.
"That one's pretty damn obvious."
The third born daughter was a peppy, blue haired little girl who was adorable, but only spiritual in nature, rather than truly wielding the power of Death. Lady Death had called in a favor from an old friend in Japan to get her proper training as a spirit guide.
"And that one's only somewhat vague."
Of course, due to a confusion of quantum uncertainty and Deadpool's power to manipulate narrative causality, while that had all already happened, it hadn't already happened yet, except it didn't need to actually happen in the future to have already happened in the past.
"Our brain hurts!"
However, despite this time of wondrous family bliss and maternal blessing, a shadow was on everyone's horizons. Chrysalis was getting homesick.
"News to me," Chrysalis pointed out.
She had begun to remember, and long for, Equestria, and her Changeling hive that needed her leadership so desperately. The quantum uncertainty of Deadpool and Lady Death's offspring had resolved that of Chrysalis' arrival, and the timelines of Earth and Equestria were synced. Chrysalis could feel the voices of her hive in Equestria calling out to her, but she could not reach them. The despair of being unable to help them-
"Is rather drowned out by riding Thirty-Thirty like there was no tomorrow," Cray-Chry interrupted. "Cyborg lovers are the best! Especially if you equip them with magical nanites to constantly rejuvenate themselves. He can go on forever!"
"Which is why we're getting a drink right now," Stuffalis pointed out. "Despite everything we're capable of, we can't."
"Even feeding on his love only refreshes my stamina," Chrysalis confirmed. "Still need to rehydrate every so often."
"I think this might be the Author's rather heavy handed way of telling us it's time for the 'return to Equestria' part of the story."
"We're going to Equestria?" Deadpool gasped out, tossing Lady Death into the air as he leapt to his feet. He squealed like a schoolgirl before catching her on the way down, setting her down on her feet. "How are we going to get there? Is it going to be totally ridiculous? Am I going to build a portal? Am I-"
"Gampa!" ShiShi called out, toddling in on his four hooves as he dragged a wrapped present, his Deadpool red mane and tail done up in a mohawk for the day. "Is pesent fo me?"
Deadpool looked at it. "No, that was Yog-Soggoth's birthday present for Chrysalis back when she was little," he explained.
"Why no open?"
"Because it said not to open until 'The End of the Story'," Chrysalis explained. "We didn't want to open it because we didn't want the story to end."
Being the insightful and deductive sort that he is when he feels like it, Deadpool put two and two together, got banana monkey jibber squalp, and decided to look a the chapter title. "Chrysi...I think it means now."
"What?' Chrysalis demanded. "The story's ending? But Thirty-Thirty hasn't even had any big scenes yet!"
"And I ju' bone!" ShiShi complained. "I wan' mo stowy time!"
"There better at least be a chapter of Chrysalis kicking ass back in Equestria!" Deadpool demanded of the Author.
The Author carefully pointed out the 'Incomplete' tag.
"Good!" Deadpool agreed. "Pay attention to that, readers! Chapter titles and events aside, this story isn't over yet!"
Sighing, Chrysalis pulled the ribbon on the present. It promptly unfolded into a stable portal between Deadpool's apartment and Chrysalis' hive.
"Talk about a literal Deus ex Machina!" Crazy proclaimed in surprise.
"Maiore Deus ex Machina, actually," Lady Death pointed out. "Yog-Soggoth is an Elder God, after all."
"Dirty-Thirty!" Chrysalis called out, using her nickname for her lover. "We're going back to Equestria! Is everything packed?"
"All set, m'lady love!" Thirty-Thirty replied, entering the room in horse form with all their bags hung on his like a pack mule.
Smiling, Chrysalis gave him a loving kiss. "You are such a sweetheart," she praised softly.
And thus, hand in hoof, the family turned and stepped through the portal...
...and the Marvel Universe collapsed without its avatar of Death.
"Hah! I won anyway!"
Except I'm just kidding.
"Bite me!"
"If you insist..."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Billy and Mandy!
Edit: Ha! Finally first on the comments!
Well... Back to Equestria, let's see how things go with an invincible Changeling queen who has a lot of love and is now 'nice' in a sense...
OH hell yeah! Can't wait to see how this turns out. And I got the first and third ones but not the second one: Grim from Billy and Mandy and Botan from YuYu Hakusho. What the hell is the second one?
... I didn't get the references.
The first son of death I understood, I don't know how the second son of death was obvious, and the third one...not sure. But anyways this was a good chapter. Also can you not have Chrysalis and Deadpool go on a killing spree in Equestria? Cause seriously it wouldn't be good if they just up and went 'let's just cover a candy colored world in blood and ruin it for everyone'. Please? (I used the magic word)
I'll say the first one, the grim adventures of billy and mandy.
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6354355 Number 2 is Mort, the figure of Death for Terry Pratchett's Discworld.
6354353 it's from a book series about a world called discworld.
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I have never heard of that. Thanks for telling though otherwise it would have bugged me for days.
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Actually, it was referring to Death himself, not Mort (who was Death's apprentice).
I got all three. Second one is a reference far more easily understood by the UK contingent of the readers: Death of the Discworld series by Sir Terry Pratchett.
Got to love the blatent fourth wall breaking.
Billy and Mandy, Discworld and Yu Yu Hakusho in that order.... God my childhood was odd.
Hmmmm.. I'm guessing that number 3 is Botan from YuYu Hakusho? Not really that familiar with the series, but it seems to fit!
*P.C. in the cocoon while everyone eats cake*
P.C.: Can I have a piece?
Q.C: No!. *Noms on cake*
-come on! Just a little piece?
D.P.:No! N. O.
-If you let me go, you'll only be on the moon for 500 years.
-Tempting... There she is! *Luna enters*
-LUNA!?!?!?
P.L.: Sorry sister, but he's quite the charmer when you get past his jokes and... face.
-1000000 years dungeon!!!
6354396 And all his fans everywhere else too. The Discworld was a brilliant series, and it's had a lot of impact on the lives of a lot of people.
Sir Terry was a great man, and while he may have gone on the next step of his journey, he once wrote 'A man's not dead while his name's still spoken' and I don't think his is a name that will vanish any time soon.
And yes, I did get all 3 references. I'm more disappointed that the author did that then I am pleased. Could at least have been OC rather than calling on nostalgia.
I recognize grim and botan. Wonder how Yusuke would react to meeting her parents...
6354365 ah, that's who
Huh... This, this.... this entire story EXPLAINS WHAT A CHANGELING WAS DOING AT CRANKY AND MATILDA'S WEDDING! TIS ALL A SETUP TO REV- ooooh ice cream!
Alas, I only recognized the reaper who got enslaved by two small children and a disc-shaped world's captain capslock. Seriously, that guy has zero volume control.
Grim, Death of Discworld, and Botan... nice family. ShiShi should totally meet up with the Crusaders and beat up DT and Silver Spoon.
6354358 going to agree here... use foam weapons for humiliation but not killing. Besides, Deadpool is a Brony, so shouldn't he first go around getting everypony's autograph and seeing which fan theories are right and wrong???
6354515 Oh yes, that would be perfect. Two Lady Death would talk with their worlds Death and make sure those two don't murder anyone because seriously that would be dumb, and three seriously it would be a lot more better if there just having fun in Equestria then trying to take it over.
Grim, Death, and Botan, huh? Could of been worse. Also, Shi-shi is possibly the first changeling king in potentia. After all, grand dad's DP, grand mom's Lady Death, mom's an immortal and filled with love Chrysalis, and dad's Thirty-thirty. Then again, he probably won't want the position or the title. Onwards to the changeling invasion!
Another enjoyable chapter. Great job.
YAY 4 4th wall breaking i love it when it happens
Sequel story then?
Gawddamn it, I feel like I should get these references! Dx but I didn't get to watch most old school cartoons when I was younger ;v; I know one of them's a cartoon at least. MY CHILDHOOD SUCKED! //cringes into a ball and sobs//
Awesome chapter tho, keep it up! D'x
So, Grim, Hades, and Navi I guess.
There, there Jamaican reaper. No need to be sad.
I only got the first son. Had to read comments to get the other two. But, yay, back to Equestria...Should be interesting.
WHY DIDN'T I GET BOTAN!*promply dies*
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Botan is Deadpool's daughter!? Umm... who's the second child again?
6354506 where?
I only got the first and last ones who was the middle?
Brace yourselves, Deadpool is going to a wedding with his family in Equestria.
For some reason, I think Chryssi is going to reenter Equestria mid wedding. Probably. Could more than likely be wrong. But here's hoping.
Ha, dat ending, now that's good schtick.
Side note:
6354419 what? I didn't fallow that.
Wouldn't be any major loss.
That was fun, may I have another? Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.
...Am I really the only one here that is disappointed at the fact that the author just dumped a major story arc and jumped to the ending with a few lines of exposition? Seriously, there really should have been a lot more meat to this whole arc to get us to this point with a lot more fun shenanigans along the way, not a cheap cop out like this.
6355461 adventure time reference.
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Prepare yourself for haters. Many, many haters.
I can imagine.
Avatar The Last Airbender on that list yet?
... I would pay to see that.
You're a voice in the head of an insane mercenary who is literally courting Death and is the father of a shape shifting G rated succubus who married a cyborg horse. Do I really need to go on?
Say what?
Billy and Mandy? Wow.
Terry Pratchet? That you?
This I don't get.
Huh?
TMI.
Indeed.
Oh you are f*cking clever.
Good.
You've done your research.
You had that coming.
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Why? Doesn't the Marvel Universe collapse in on itself every other week? There's always some plot arc, twist, or corporate meddling that results in it showing up in working order shortly afterwards.
who cares this is a deadpool story chrysie going back to equestria is just the start of the next adventure we get to watch unfold.. that and her smacking around someone over there because she can't die.
How do you keep doing this? Still surprising me and making me laugh all the time
Also, shouldn't it be Deus Ex Machina?
Ah... okay, I got Billy and Mandy, and of course the classic Diskworld... but what was the third one?
Anyway, fast approaching the end of the story, and we will se Equestria combust from the presence of Deadpool in the picture... oh joy.
If the author had any sympathy for Deadpool's playboy tendencies, he's make the whole universe anthro.
Anyway, the future is about to end.... so sad.
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True. [sarcasm] But, multiverse theory or some other plot-convenient bullshit, so joy [/sarcasm]
6354381 ...and the Marvel Universe collapsed without its avatar of Death.
"Hah! I won anyway!"
Except I'm just kidding.
"Bite me!"
"If you insist..."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
thank celestia i was getting creeped out by the nice red voice
I can see it...It's coming...
Now for one hour!