Deadpool hummed happily in his apartment kitchen as he cooked up a delicious meal for himself, his daughter, and her mini-hive of 100 super-soldier Changelings. Normally, he could whip something like that up in a few minutes by warping the narrative's perception of time, but he'd decided to take his time for it this time, just to do something unexpected. Besides, he was pretty sure it was Chrysi's birthday today - only pretty sure because fanfics rarely had consistent perceptions of time flow, and he had no idea how much time had actually passed - and that called for something special...so he was mixing up a super rich stew including all of Chrysalis' favorite stew-type foods...and the tail end of the people bits in the freezer.
"She's going to love this!" Crazy squealed happily.
"Hope there's going to be enough for everyone," Stuffy pointed out. "Or should we say everyling?"
"Why not everypony?"
"Changelings, not ponies."
"Changelings are ponies, too!"
"Technically, these Changelings are horses."
"Oh. Good point. Everyhorse just doesn't sound right."
"It would sound like we were addressing a house of ill repute," Deadpool agreed. "Hey everywhore! Oh, I'm gonna look for a situation I can use that in."
At that point, Chrysalis stormed into the kitchen in a bit of a hissy-fit, pouting. "Stupid Mom!" she snapped, kicking a chair so hard it flew out the window, circumnavigated the planet three times, shot off into space, and poked Galactus' eye out because some power that be thought that was funny.
Deadpool blinked. "Nice shot, Chrys, but why are you so upset with my bonny bony beauty?"
"It's really perfectly reasonable from a parenting perspective-" Stuffalis began.
"It's not fair!" Cray-Chry wailed, interrupting Stuffalis. "Why can't we look and act like a little kid a while longer! It's fun, and I don't wanna grow up!"
"We aren't Peter Pan or a lost boy," Stuffalis countered. "And her reasons were understandable. We have 100 soldiers looking to us for orders, guidance, and leadership. We should look and act the part."
Deadpool let out an 'ah' of understanding. "She wants you to look and act your age?" he asked.
"That doesn't sound so bad," Crazy pointed out.
"After all, how old could you-"
"16," Chrysalis replied with her adorable, childish pout.
All of Deadpool's voices were silent. "Now that's a time skip," Crazy pointed out.
"How did we miss so much time?" Deadpool demanded.
"You didn't," Stuffalis replied. "You don't age. The only people you interact with on a regular basis are Cable - who time travels - and Uncle Fuzzy - who doesn't age. Life for all of us is full enough that we don't pay much attention to years, and we've been consciously keeping ourselves from showing visible signs of aging to stay a child longer because we enjoy being your baby girl so much."
"That...makes a surprising amount of sense," Stuffy allowed.
"Then you're looking at this the wrong way!" Deadpool proclaimed. "Chrysi, it's your sweet 16! It's your coming out party! We need to go all out and make this super special so you can make a huge splash on the entire world!"
"Not to mention your fan base!" Crazy agreed.
"We're right, this is something to be embraced!" Stuffy agreed.
Chrysalis thought to herself for a time. "Well...there is one thing I'd been thinking of trying for a while...it probably would make a big splash..."
Stuffalis gasped. "You don't mean...that?"
Cra-Chry squealed happily. "This is going to be so much fun! Queen is going to love this!"
"Now I'm intrigued," Stuffy chimed in.
"Do it! Do it!" Crazy agreed.
Deadpool stepped back. "Alright, Chrysi...show us what you've got."
Chrysalis smiled widely, then closed her eyes. The green glow of her magic took shape around her horn, then spread over her entire body. She slowly lifted into the air as wind whipped around her, bits of paper caught in the mystic cyclone. Lightning crashed in the distance out of a cloudless sky as dark green clouds rushed to blot out the blue and white, making the entire city plunge into cave like darkness. Lightning flashed more and more rapidly, and the roof ripped open.
"Does this spell...really require all this?" Stuffy asked nervously.
"Nah!" Cray-Chry reassured him. "But it's more fun this way!"
Chrysalis' magic suddenly flashed, filling all vision with green light...and then everything went pitch black.
"Who turned out the lights?" Crazy demanded, panicking.
"Hush!" Deadpool scolded. "I wanna see this!"
At that moment, a single ray of sunlight broke through the clouds, shining through the new skylight and illuminating a mess of bright green hair. Chrysalis stood up, tossing her head back, making her hair shimmer in the sunlight as she revealed her human form.
Much of the fandom thought that Changelings would feed on lust as well as love. If this were true, Chrysalis' human form seemed to support the theory, as it seemed designed to awaken the lust of all who saw her. Her skin was the pale milk chocolate/bronze of the perfect healthy tan. Her eyes were the exact same green coloration they had always been, but were slightly tilted almonds on her heart shaped face. She stood just a little shorter than Deadpool, her limbs the perfect balance between soft and toned, thin without looking weak. Her curves made every Goddess of Beauty in history instantly self conscious, develop inadequacy issues, and become convinced they needed to go on a diet. Her breasts were perfectly formed with just enough sag to look natural, balanced by just the right amount of perkiness to make them bounce pleasingly with every movement. Her rear was soft and squishy looking, and perfectly heart shaped. Her teeth were perfectly white and even. Her hair was smooth and silky, and long enough to do an excellent Lady Godiva cosplay.
And she wasn't wearing a stitch.
"Hubba hubba!" Crazy stated, being the first to react.
"Just...no," Stuffy scolded.
"Chrysalis!" Deadpool shouted as his hands flew up, one to his nose to staunch the flow of blood and the other to cover his eyes. "Put some clothes on!"
"Why?" Chrysalis purred, her adolescent voice smooth and silky, as seductive as the rest of her, without the somewhat disconcerting echo effect she'd had in the show. "What's wrong with my body that you want me to cover it up?"
"Absolutely nothing..." Crazy drooled.
"And that's the problem," Stuffy groaned.
"Hey Wade?" Crazy asked. "You do realize that our fourth wall breaking powers mean that covering our eyes doesn't prevent us from seeing her, right?"
Deadpool's bellow of frustrated despair was a delicious treat for Chrysalis as she internally - along with Queen - gave a shit eating grin.
first! I just went to my tracking bookshelf and this comes up! AND this was not the first time it happend!*gives shit-eating grin*how do you like me now?
... I... How am I supposed to react to Chryssi becoming a bomb shell? Seriously, that is either her being cruel to DP for the sake of it, or planning to bag most of the city. Either way, I am confused because I was used to Chryssi being so very incredibly cute that no one could resist her charms. Not even an Elder God.
6315572 I think it very well may be both of those things. She's just replaced her OP levels of cuteness with somehow even more OP levels of hotness/beauty.
I still have no clue how to react to this though.
PS: On the subject of the Elder God my mind has just leapt into the gutter. I've seen enough hentai to know where that would go. (Haven't seen enough to be happy with it though, seriously for as much as people go straight to hentai when they see a tentacle monster there's not nearly enough good stuff that includes them.)
6315572 well, now she's cute in a different way. A very different way.
Let the massive Sweet 16 city- and fandom-wide orgy commence!
Don't worry, Deadpool. You two aren't related, so it's okay!
I'm so sorry...
Dude... Gross... That's his daughter!
Ok, you almost touched the mature ratting but that was hilarious!!
6315593 Fair enough, still confused though.
6315590 You are a dirty individual. I didn't even remember that fact until you brought it up.
I don't know how I'm suppose to react to this.
Another enjoyable chapter. Good job.
.... Ah, the return of the " why boner"
WITH A VENGEANCE!!!!
... am I wrong to want a picture?
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No. I'd love one, too.
6315888 please tell me I'm not the only one who read this on alucard's voice
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Not even the comment section is safe from Team Fourstar!
6316006 I've no doubt one will show up on Trixiebooru at some point.
6316261 you mean Derpibooru right?
6315888 Not much of a why boner, really. It makes perfect sense. After all, Mr. Author here decided to torture himself, his fanbase, and Deadpool all in one shot.
Because he's a fool like that.
And the rest of my thoughts are going to be very meticulously censored because they aren't the right sort of thoughts to have in any company at all, not even sexy-thought company.
That bod will earn D and P points left and right. ...By the way, is it too late for Chrys to call Deadpool "Deady"?
Hehehehe, ooooooh man...
this will end so well 8'D'
Nice job man! X3
Glorious double-play by Chrysalis. Bravo!
Bu way of shenron your wish is granted! Though she got dressed before he got the picture.
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Except she doesn't have horn or wings in her human form in story.
Lol, sorry closest pict I could find on the internet.
I'm not even going to touch that one.
I doubt it'll do much to him though, apart from annoy him.
She's got a point.
Aye.
Fair enough.
Oh dear.
You know, this is far more theatrical than it should be. And I love it.
OK; didn't expect that.
SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER!
Thank you.
Nothing, which is exactly the point. Also, the echo effect is half the fun! And it's more of a reverb anyway.
She's enjoying this far too much, but I was wondering when she's grow up.
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No prob. Still a good pic.
6316281 No, they moved.
6316906 I looked, their the same page, see for your self: https://trixiebooru.org/ https://derpibooru.org/ the front page says derpibooru
So Chrysalis went to full troll mode. Poor Deadpool, he never stood a chance. At least he can't die, because he'd be dead just from the blood loss out of his nose
Well, at least half of New York is going to go up in flames from all the car crashes Chryssie causes strutting around in her human form. I've got to wonder how many heart attacks she'll cause. I do suggest at one point she get in over her head so Deadpool can go Papa Wolf on the sonofabitch who captures her and so she doesn't get so arrogant she makes mistakes.
6317068 it's not that bad...
It's every-buggy/any-buggy/no-buggy!
I has proof that Deadpool runs High Moon Studios!
Deadpool... looking away from a pretty woman... that's fatherhood for you, turns the most vulgar and obscene characters into damn prudes.
Heh, well... human form Chrysalis, alright then, in the future when she does go back to Equestria, it's likely going to be at the wedding... which makes no sense since that must have took a lot of planning beforehand... I just read the Nightmare Moon one so going back to this, I'm applying the same possible situation.
6317434 Well tell him that Transformers needs to be a character creation rpg with offline and online multiplayer.
6316239 Not only did I read it in his voice, I read it out loud in said voice thanks to hours of learning to imitate it.
Bullseye!
Saw that coming.
*Nose bleeds profusely* Dangit! Didn't see that Coming.
I know the description is different and doesn't mention horns or wings but, this si my headcanon for how she looks now, if only because I lvoe Mis Elwood's art.
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6322927 Ahhh, the return of the whyboner... WITH A VENGEANCE!!!!
6388961 https://youtu.be/6aMD6oarTWA
Chryssie wins! Babeality!
...certainly not what I expected to happen...
Pretty sure Deadpool would like to be in the Hulk's position right here.
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That image...next thing the hulk roars is likely 'stop fisting me!"
There's a disturbing image.XD
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Yeah...The description was probably based closer to this.
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Honestly had to zoom in on that second pic to make sure that wasn't a nipple slip. It's just how it's shadowed.
Why can't I find a date like this....?
Did... Did you just reference El Gonnish Shive? I thought I'd never see anyone reference it!
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Those pictures...
The description in the chapter...