Deadpool was lazing around his apartment, waiting for the story to start. Since the story was text based, he knew he'd been stuck into some fanfic again, since a professional author would have appropriate cover art for a story starring such a magnificent character.
"Damn straight!" Deadpool proclaimed. "So when's the story starting?"
Deadpool was distracted from his fourth wall breaking-
"No I wasn't!"
-by a sudden knock on the door. He went to open it-
"No, actually I think I'm going to waste time piddling about my apartment first."
-only to find that the Author was having none of that shit and hadn't bothered to write in the rest of his messy, disgusting, bachelor apartment, as there would be plenty of time for that later in the story and for right now Deadpool was going to get up off his ass and get back to the plot.
"We'll see about that!" Deadpool snapped petulantly. "I wasn't petulant!" Deadpool pulled out his phone. "Yo, Author!"
However, the Author refused to take his calls.
"Is that so?" Deadpool demanded. "We'll see about that!" He pulled out a detonator and pressed the switch. His head promptly exploded. "That wasn't supposed to happen!" he proclaimed as soon as his head finished regenerating.
Little did he know yet, but he was dealing with a George of the Jungle style author-
"Well, shit!"
-who had relocated all of Deadpool's author-threat bombs into Deadpool's own body-
"We'll see about that!" Deadpool proclaimed, pulling out his detonators.
-and wasn't going to tell him which had been relocated into his junk.
Deadpool froze. "You wouldn't," he growled.
The Author waited patiently for Deadpool to try his luck. After all, it would be no skin off the Author's nose however many times Deadpool experienced his junk vaporizing, only to grow back in an agonizingly painful manner.
Deadpool grumbled something about button pushing overlords. "This is so not in my contract!" he complained.
"We signed a contract?" Crazy asked. "I don't remember that!"
"I don't believe we actually did," Stuffy replied. "Fanfiction, remember?"
Sighing, Deadpool walked to the door and threw it open. "Show me the plot!" he shouted, pointing his guns straight ahead of him.
There was nobody there.
"Eh?" Deadpool asked confused. "Where's the plot? I want the plot!"
There was a small squeak from his feet.
"Mouse!" he shouted, swinging his guns downward. "XP's XP-"
His voice was cut off as he saw what was at his feet. Inside a large box labeled 'The Plot', a tiny black creature roughly the shape of a pony looked up at him. She had a bright green mane and tail, a tiny horn in the center of her forehead, holes in her four legs and insectoid wings, glowing green eyes, and was about the size of a football. She squeaked rather pathetically again.
"Oh my gosh she's adorable!" Crazy called out. "Can we keep her?"
"Considering the nature of the story and the Author's other works, I'm assuming the answer being 'yes' is the entirety of this story's plot," Stuffy replied.
"So that's why the box is labeled 'The Plot'!" Crazy replied. "I thought it was a clopper joke!"
"...I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that," Stuffy scolded.
"Aww, ain't she cute!" Deadpool said aloud finally. "You know, normally this would be the point where I'd say I don't care anymore and shoot you full of holes, but..." Reaching out a hand, he wriggled his finger around inside one of the holes in the tiny creature's legs. "It looks like someone beat me to it."
The tiny creature giggled, and proceeded to eat Crazy's text box.
"Help! She's eating me alive! ...It's kinda fun."
"She's going to fit right in around here."
Smiling, Deadpool carried the tiny creature in "What's your name, little lady?" he asked.
"Kithawithle!" the tiny female replied eagerly.
"Kiss a whistle?" Deadpool asked. "Why would I do that?"
"Why are we even asking her?" Stuffy asked. "We know who she is."
"We do? How?"
"Ignoring the fact that we can look outside the story and read the descriptions...there's the Princess Luna figurine carved from dark blue Tanzanite on our desk, there's the Fluttershy plushy in our bed, and the fact that we're wearing a That's My Pony Pinkie Pie T-shirt over our costume. We're a brony, we know who this little one is."
"True, but it's fun hearing her try and say her name!" Deadpool pointed out.
"True!"
"I suppose I can't argue with that."
"So what's your name, little 'ling nymph?" Deadpool asked again in a cutesy voice.
"Kitha! Witha!" Chrysalis complained.
"Crystal Whistle?" Deadpool asked.
"Hey, that'd be a great name if she were disguised as a Crystal Pony to infiltrate the Crystal Empire to feed on the Crystal Heart!"
"And exactly how long would she go under that name until someone asked to blow her?"
"Apparently not long, Stuffy!"
"...I can't believe I walked right into that one."
"Me neither!" Deadpool added. "That's a first!" He bounced Chrysalis on his knee, watching her giggle happily. "Things are going to be tons of fun with you around!"
Giggling, Chrysalis continued to bounce until her tummy started to gurgle. Then she looked up at Deadpool with cute, begging eyes.
"Is my adorable little Changeling Queen hungry for love?" Deadpool asked in a voice so syrupy he gave himself type 2 diabetes on top of everything else, not that he'd notice without reading the narration text. "Well I've got just what you need!" Lifting Chrysalis by her forelegs, he began blowing raspberries on her belly.
Chrysalis shrieked and giggled, energy flowing off of Deadpool to be collected by her horn and absorbed into her body.
"And there she goes feeding on our love," Stuffy commented dryly.
"Then how come we aren't feeling weaker and turning into a love-slave zombie?"
"According to the Author's notes on the story, our healing factor restores our energy faster than she can leech it off of us."
"Do you two mind?" Deadpool demanded. "I'm trying to enjoy feeding time!"
"Sorry."
"Sorry."
Grinning - not that it could be seen - Deadpool continued to blow raspberries on the shrieking Changeling nymph's belly, making her giggle all the more.
I HAVE to read this!
So this is a thing I didn't know I needed in my life.
Be careful with Deadpool though; the Merc with the Mouth is a lot more difficult to write well than it looks.
Real, zany craziness like his is a motherfucking artform. (Hear that, Deadpool? You're an artist!)
Will this be based on the video game of Deadpool or just him in general?
The answer is 'yes'.
On one hand Deadpool...
On the other, it IS one of Tatsurou's storys.
Added to the read later list.
He has a MOTH?? Ummmm title might need a vowel somewhere
you think you can make one with the CMC being raised by someone separately? i have a few ideas on parents, but i don't know if you know much about the source material.
*Returns to life* About time, I thought I was done for, oh come on! *Points gun at head again*
Someone give me a VERY good reason not to pull this trigger.
I would be surprised that this wasn't your first choice for Pinkie ...
Until you think about it and realize the story wouldn't last very long (and not in length, just existence period) if the two of them were in the same place
Either way, Yay Deadpool, Yay Chryssi, Yay Ponies
<3 Ya Tats
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Deadpool in general, but mostly his characterization in the video game.
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'Moth' referring to Chrysalis, since Changelings are insectoid. It's a play on words.
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Because Deadpool has stolen your gun and added it to his collection?
Awww... This is adorable
5936334
Gotcha..... I retract my former comment. I'm slow on the uptake that way.
YES! YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!
Well at least Deadpool isn´t reading the comment section in here , i think were safe eh eh eh *relaxes*
I have only read the description and already love the story
Welp.
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Yup the description alone already won my attention
5936334 good enough. *Sits down to recover from the return to life*
MWHAHAHAHA! The awesome of deadpool and the cuteness of chrissy shall prevail!
Are you going to put them in my little pwny?
When will chrysalis get her first gun?
When will Chrysalis read her first Transmetropolitan comic book?
SPIDER JERUSALEM CHRYSALIS MUST HAPPEN!!!
Funny. And adorable. I don't even know who deadpool is but this is everything I want in a story.
Sold, sold, sold, so fucking sold.
If it were more automated and you didn't need a place to host them, I'd suggest doing his boxes like I did for this story (they start in chapter 3), but I'm not going to suggest it for the reasons I just detailed.
5936361 thought you were talking about Fluffy, the Bringer of Darkness.
5936439 you fool you've tempted him! Repent for all hope is lost! Save the chimichangas and Blow!!!!!!! *dives out a window*
Oh hell yes!
And here I was wondering how you were going to top Trixie/Sam and Max. You have my full attention and likes!
Another one for the history books.
Who the hack is going to raise Sombra? DEATHSTROKE? Lex Luthor? Doomsday?
GAAAAaaaah, just take the like.
Why Crissy? Why not Deadpool and Pinkie?
5936574 Blasphemy! From Wiki with Love He's an insane mercenary that does 4th wall breaks, will shoot down to kill a guy in another panel, and can recover from the most horrific of injuries. He's OP as hell, but funny about it.
5937059 Because he already did a Pinkie story with Kratos
FEATURED!
Do you know what would be cool? Chrysalis absorbs so much love energy she's about as powerful as Deadpool.
WRECK-SHIT-UP-FATHER-DAUGHTER-PAIR AWAY!
5936289
I think they are in the Megus XLR fic.
5937300
I have a plan for Luna (ish), and an idea I'm bouncing back and forth on for Celestia, but none for Cadence.
Good old DeadPool breaking the 4th wall
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Because I don't have a good enough handle on her character - who she is when she isn't being a Princess - to match her with a parental figure who would both develop her and be developed by interaction with her.
Eff yes!!!!!!
Oh, I can tell this is gonna be so fun! Will Chrysalis be involved in the Deadpool game?
While I'm not gonna complain about a D-Pooly fic on here, I'm a bit surprised you didn't put up a Star Wars crossover for May the Fourth.
Forget what I just wrote!
I just remembered I'm nearly a day ahead of you, here in Aus, AS I posted it.
Hi guys! Great to have you here, special thanks to 5936439 for making this all possible!
5936259 I know. Aren't we fabulous?
5936574 what... WHAT!?
There are lots of people that don't know us, like the millions of children in Africa without TV, video games, comics...
'Scuse me a sec while I deliver happiness to Africa
http://i.imgur.com/8BQOxoM.jpg
5937059 Because the author said so...
5936334 hope you don't mind.
But there's nothing you can do to stop me, so why bother.
He could report us.
Please no, i like it here
Shush! Stop giving him ideas.
5937383
What does Star Wars and 5/4 have to do with each other, anyway?
5937304 Ideas for the 3:
-Celestia with Superman (as both seem to get a lot of energy from the sun,both act as guardians to their cities, and are probably the most powerful beings in their world.)
-Cadence with Link & Zelda in the "Skyward Sword" (can show Cadence being the ride Link uses to rescue Zelda with and, since Cadence is the princess of Love, empowers link with love to beat Ganon to rescue Zelda)
-Luna with Shepard in the Mass Effect Trilogy (Space, stars, planets with moons, Luna can act as Shepard's second in command and act a bit as his morale compass from time-to-time, while learning some harsh lessons about life, even in the iconic future)
And some Extras:
-Daring Do with Indiana Jones, Nathan Drake or Lara Croft (Adventures, puzzles, and treasure)
-Shining Armor with Gears of War crew (Soldiers and can help brighten Dom a bit after his wife dies from the Locusts.
-Discord with Q from Star Trek (Chaos with chaos = MORE CHAOS!!!)
-Sombra with Sinestro (Both use fear and rule their lands with an iron fist... or hoof.)
-Tirek with Shao Kahn (Do I really need to say?)
5937426
My plans so far are...
Nightmare Moon (also Luna) with Wreck it Ralph (title is "There's Nopony I'd Rather Be Than Me")
Celestia with Jean Luc Picard (working title "Where Nopony Has Gone Before")
And CMC with Uncle Chan (Jackie Chan Adventures, working title "Three More Things")
Skyward Sword does not give me enough material to work with as far as character interaction and development over time.
Haven't played Mass Effect, and it's not to my tastes.
Daring Do basically is Indiana Jones, so doesn't work there.
Haven't played Gears of War, and the games aren't to my tastes.
I'm not doing Star Trek twice.
Sinestro is either Marvel or DC, I'm not sure which, but I've used both already and would rather not again (Deadpool is an exception, since I consider him a continuity to himself).
I won't be doing a Tirek for Spoiler reasons.
Be careful you don't fall into the common modern iteration where he's not even a fucking character and more of a meme-spouting plot device.
5937404 Dear god... Can I have your autograph!
5937444 So, are you going to do a Discord is Q then! Be a good way for Q/Discord to make it up to her.
5937520
No, not Discord is Q.
5937444 what about Sombra? it would be awesome to see him being raised by somebody like say... Bowser.
not to mentionyou'd already have one little scene premade involving a certain Chain Chomp being replaced by an ash filled oven.
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One, Sombra has no character, so nothing to work with.
Two, that's not where Chompy came from.