Princess Celestia tells the mane 6 how she earned her majestic cutie mark.

* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!

The tales of Gilda and Rainbow Dash's childhood and schooldays.
That's about it,really.

Luna has been in her room for a rather long time. So long in fact that Celestia feels she needs to intercede. However can Celestia bring herself to enter her sisters room when she hears a continuous clopping noise?

God takes back the rapture and gives everyone a chance to say goodbye to their new found loves. Before Lance is taken back, Twilight jumps on him, sending her back with him to earth. Can they reunite all of the bronies? What adventures and events will they encounter along the way. Time for some adventure!
A side story for my popular story, 'Living the Dream' I recommend reading that one first.