Time for a 'Kickass Rant'
Have you all heard of the new bills called, PROTECT IP/SOPA. If you haven't then google them, like right now. I'll make this short. They are bills that will pretty much make the internet useless. Mostly everything will be censored or blocked. Whole sites will be closed down and the ability to download any videos/music/etc. will be removed. This bill is the worst idea that I have ever heard!
This concludes our 'Kickass Rant'
Please enjoy the chapter.
Chapter 9
We pulled up to a semi small house. It wasn't that small, big enough for four people to live comfortably. There was similar houses all over the neighborhood, but this one had a keep out sign posted on the lawn.
We all climbed out of the truck, even Twilight. I took the lead and walked up to the door, everyone else behind me.
I knocked on the door and waited for a response. After five minutes of waiting, I turned to everyone, "They're not home."
David pointed to the driveway, "Their cars are still here. They're home."
I shrugged and turned to the door. I then grabbed the knob and turned. To my surprise, it turned. I pushed the door open to reveal a pleasant house. The front door lead into a living room, and beyond that was a dinning room.
Peter pushed me from behind, "Well, go on in."
I shook my head, "No way, I'm not trespassing twice on the same day."
David smirked, "You have to. Your cutie mark was test dummy, am I correct?"
I glared at him, why did I have to tell him about that, "Fucking fine, but you owe me."
He nodded, "Okay with me."
I sighed and walked into the house. It looked like Seth and Zorrow spent a lot of time and cash decorating this place.
I walked further in and into the dinning room. Nothing. I walked out of the dinning room and into a hall. There was three doors and some stairs that lead up to the second floor. I looked in each room and saw no one. I then headed for the stairs.
Once I reached the bottom of them, I had a thought. Why the hell am I walking through their house looking for them? I sighed and cursed at David and Peter for making me go in. I began climbing up the stairs.
When I reached the top, something small and long, like a pipe, hit me in the gut. This caused me to double over, which also caused me to fall down the stairs. When I hit the bottom, struggling to breath, I looked up to see two young looking guys standing at the top.
"See, I told you they were trying to rob us." Said the one holding the baseball bat.
The other one looked at him, "I guess you was right Seth. Should I get one of the katana's?"
I held up my hands, "Wait!" Oh god, please let them still have their memories!
Seth looked down at me, "Strange?"
Zorrow looked at him, "What? What is it?"
I kept shaking my hands back and forth, "Its me, Lance. Lance Greenfield."
Seth's eyes widened, and so did Zorrow's, "Lance? Is that really you?"
I stood, my head throbbing, "Yes! Thanks for the headache and neck pain!"
Seth laughed weakly and threw the baseball bat out of sight, "Sorry about that."
I shook my head, "Its fine. Now, follow me, Peter, David, and Twilight are here."
They both smiled, "Awesome!" They then walked down the stairs and to the front door.
Soon, we was all sitting in their living room, in a semi circle.
Zorrow looked at Peter, "So, that's what you look like in real life. I still remember you kicking me in the balls."
Peter chuckled, "That was fucking hilarious!"
Zorrow glared and patted his groin, "They still hurt, even though we're back on earth."
Peter smiled, "I did a good job then."
I pointed to my groin, "Don't forget me, I lost the ability to have kids."
Zorrow crossed his arm, "Doesn't count with you. You already have a kid on the way."
I chuckled and sat back in the seat, "I'm that good."
David laughed, "Wait till you meet my butler, Roberto, he's pretty awesome."
Seth looked at him, "Where is your butler?"
David chuckled, "Lance's house."
I smiled, "I beat my mom loves him, cleaning and fixing up the place."
Peter smirked, "And other things."
Mark and I glared at him, "Like what?"
Peter began to laugh, "Your mom!"
We both sighed, "What ever. He's like eighty years old."
Peter kept smirking, "So, your mom may like it old and wrinkly."
Mark stood and cracked his knuckled playfully, "Okay, your dead."
We all laughed at this, even Mark.
Twilight chuckled, "Bronies are a weird bunch."
David looked at her and grinned, "You have no idea Twilight, you have no idea."
Suddenly, Seth clapped his hands, "Okay, now for a question." He leaned forward and put his elbows on his knees and his head on his hands, "Tell me how you all found us, from the beginning."
I smiled, "Well..."
FIRST!
141635
Awww you Prick......
real comment posted later.
Nice
DEATH TO SOPA!
Small chapter, but got the job done. I ask you though to get rid of the small, misspelled words. They get a little annoying to read. If you need a pre-reader / editor, I'd be glad to help. If not, just try your best to eliminate any spelling errors.
GO TO Say No to SOPA/PIPA to tell the Congress to f- themselves! THE INTERNET IS OURS! REVOLUTION!
Second!!
And i agree with you kickass, stupid SOPA
141650
Too late dude , too late....
Thank you Kickass, for that wonderful Kickass rant. And everyone watch this video to get your hopes up before the big blackout.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sNPKg0gkmc&feature=related
It will make you puke rainbows.
Mwehehehe...
141654
damnit
wow, getting kicked in the balls in equestria and still feeling it here...that SUCKS!!!
Lance is that good....pregnating Twilight before losing the ability to have kids....
ALSO! KICKASS! I see that you are getting better at not misspelling words. BRAVO!
141655
wait..what Blackout???
141664
SOPA.
Wait, dint i loose my memory?
141666
FUCK!!!!!!!!
DDDDDAAAAMMMMMNNNNN
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SSSSSOOOOOPPPPAAAAAA
HAY SOPA Why don't you tell it to my ass cause he's the only one who gives a CRAP
Y Kickass got my personality so perfectly?!
141676 Dunno Strudel
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SHIT!! I'll have to fix that
141687 Heh... i can be the proofreader in my spare time
141668
And fixed
141687 If... you know, thats okay with you
so has anyone realized that sopa is unconstitutional
141655 Im SO hearing this while playing Skyrim
141698 Since it was concieved
141694 Thanks!
141694
I don't get it, what were you trying to fix?
SOPA is a peice of shit...also...
chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/internet-memes-the-scariest-idea-of-all.jpg
141704 David lost his memory, and Roberto was supposed to go to Dubai... ill explain in story when i get better
Me: nn^nn(=_=)nn^nn SOPA: Trololololololol we area shuttings you biterches downs hahahahaha
141684 *not amused*
Anyway, who got ORIGINAL Warcraft 3 with expasion The Frozen Throne?
I'm asking, because we can later play a nice map called SotDRP... Only one rule is at this map: Have fun, and RP with others... Check it at YT...
141719 LOLface.jpg
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I could only imagine.
FUS ROH RAINBOWS!
When this happens,
4.bp.blogspot.com/-CLg5UNesn4w/TrHQPBTEVJI/AAAAAAAARoQ/mGyjLfKB7g8/s320/79397+-+artist+riiche+pinkie_pie+rainbow_dash.png
Rainbow Dash would be like:
pinkie.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/132595242938.png
And then Fluttershy would be like:
pinkie.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/132605307765.png
Good Times.
141708 Exctly guys email spam that picture to the say no to sopa site until you get blocked or arrested I NEEEED MY PORRRNNN
You do realize there would be no more mlp fics AND mre importantly no porn. So tonight i'm dwnloading all the porn my harddrive can handle.
141741
Gonna save that for later, because SOPA will LOSE!
141741 No porn - meh...
No FFics - IT'S F***ING APOCALYPSE!
141741
No...no...no more...no more.... no more po.... no more pony fics! They will all die if this bill is passed.
[You all have dirty minds if you thought I was going to say porn ]
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I JUST REALISED. YOU WONT BE ABLE TO RIGHT LIVING THE DREAM ANYMORE.
..........................................................
THIS BILL SHALL NOT BE PASSED!!!!!!!!1!!1!!1!!
141750 Perv test: Go at FFic "Major Problems" and read "censored" chapter... While reading, try to replace "[CENSORED]" with words...
I am oficially a perv...
FUCK THE SYSTEM!
http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=6sNPKg0gkmc&feature=related
141754
My eye just twitched at reading that. I'm going to spam their email with anti-SOPA messages
141775 ILL GET MAH TEAM AND MY ROOFIE CANNONS!
THIS MUST NOT BE TOLERATED!
141778 Love and tolera... Ah, fuck it, I go with you...
*takes M95, SCAR-L, SPAS 12 and two Desert Eagles*
It's the time...
...time to kick some asses...
141788 Glad you could come with me....
Now!
WE MUST GO!
OUR INTERNETS NEED US!
*we fly away in a shower of epic rainbows*
No more ponies........ My friends it is time to go to war... We will lag and crash trying but it will be for the sake of others SOPA if your reading this *cocks an arsenal of guns* you'll become my bloody cupcake with the blood of all your anscestors as a filling. YOU SHALL NOT PASS
141788
They don't deserve love and tolerance. When they threaten My Little Pony, they threaten the whole brony community. Lets kick some ass
141794 Rainbows? Nah...
*gets infected by Alex Mercer*
THAT, is awesome...
*starts to glide through air*
141794I am coming too *pulls out a spartan lazer* BURN IN HELL SOPA