Twilight Sparkle is facing a crisis greater than Tirek, the Changelings, and King Sombra combined.

She's read every single book in existence.

So it is that she has nothing new to read.

She does not take it well.

Pre-read by The Albinocorn and MythrilMoth.

Review by Gear Tech the Living Robot

Dramatic reading by DRWolf
Reading by Wing T. Spears

Diamond Tiara is the perfect little girl. Pretty, sweet, kind, caring...

At least, that's what the adults think about her.

In reality, Diamond Tiara is none of those things. She is conniving, abusive, temperamental... and that's on a good day.

When a magical being of evil promises Diamond that her wildest dream will come true, all of Ponyville is in danger.

Kind of.

PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE: DEAD AT 18

TELEPORTATION INVARIABLY FATAL, WARNS LEADING SCHOLAR

One look at the headline of the Canterlot Times and Twilight knew that she should have slept in today. But at least none of her friends would be silly enough to believe she was killing herself every time she teleported, right?

There is now a Spanish translation of this story, courtesy of Spaniard Kiwi

Filthy Rich is good at a lot of things...
Investments.
Trades.
Stocks.

He always considered himself to be a good parent as well.
But when Miss Cheerilee requests a meeting with him, he may have to face the fact that his darling daughter isn't as perfect as she seems.

Featured 3/16/14 - 3/19/14

Over the years Applebloom,Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo have endured constant bullying from Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. However during their first year at Canterlot High it seems to be reaching a boiling point. Unknown to their friends Sweetie Belle and Silver Spoon have formed a strong friendship in secret...a very strong friendship. But when this war of words starts showing signs of violence will Sweetie and Silver be able to not only keep their friendship a secret, but keep their friends as well?

This is the first in my Canterlot High School Tales series

You'd think that, after two demonic rulers, the students of Canterlot High would decide that they would defend themselves if another mad ruler came. Starlight Glimmer then proceeds to try to rule the place. Discord would be proud of the chaos that follows.

Luna has been Vice Principal of Canterlot High School for years, and she couldn't be happier. So she tells herself, and so she will keep telling herself, until she believes it.

However, after the Battle of the Bands, Luna finds a kindred spirit in the last place she would ever have thought to look.

And that kindred spirit isn't afraid to tell Luna what she really thinks.

Editing duties courtesy of nanashi_jones.

Why won't everypony leave Cheerilee alone about being single?!

(Featured on EqD.)

(Audio versions by Mr Kenyon and FarnesyFudge.)

How would a being like Discord want to be remembered after he's gone? Well, if you're curious, he did actually write a will. To the surprise of nobody, its contents are bizarre and mildly disturbing.

Part of the Borderworld.

Now with audio readings by NDLMongoose and MelancholyIguana.

It's pretty obvious the Cutie Mark Crusaders spend most of their time together searching for their cutie marks. But when one of the little fillies gets their cutie mark, what's going to happen? What will she do when the other 2 fillies are in search of their cutie marks? Surely, she'll feel awkward. True friends always stick together. And the Cutie Mark Crusaders are true friends... right?

(Sorry I stink at descriptions! :( )