Chester the Cynical Adult is transported to Equestria by Twilight Sparkle, where he wreaks havoc on the poor unicorn and her Celestial teacher.

Warning: This story may offend the following:
-Most human in Equestria writers
-All printed forms of literature
-Hasbro
-Spammers
-Paypal customer service
-the homeless
-cute puppies
-Handegg place kickers
-Fans of Titanic
-Leroy Jenkins
-Of Monsters and Men
-Big Joe Turner
-Ponyfall Collaborators
-seismologists
-Ballerinas
-The Army
-Gay people
-Anybody who’s actually named Chester
-Gay people again
-The Arctic monkeys
-Duck tape
-Taser Victims
-Killjoy (Author of Three of Me: School Society)
-The creators of DBZ: Abridged
-The moon
-Homestarrunner
-Salsa dancers

I'm Griffin, not much else to it. I've been bullied most of my life, which left me bitter and sarcastic. I'm a closet brony. What? You think I'm just gonna go out and tell a world that hates me that I watch a cartoon intended for little girls? I don't feel like giving the punks at school any more ammo. That's when cosmic powers decide I need to take a trip to my favorite fantasy land. But all is not sunshine and rainbows and it certainly won't be after I'm done with it. Equestria from the point of view of an extremely pissed off teenager, with a twist. Rust, the author of 'The Ballad of Echo the Diamond dog' is awesomesauce enough to have a cross over between our stories. Carnelian is a boss when it comes to art. Part of the 'Chess Game of the Gods'.

Violence, gratuitous swearing, and sexual themes. Reader discretion is advised.

I always wanted to go to Equestria. When I got the chance, I took the deal without reading the fine print. To my surprise, I didn't arrive there as a pony, or even as a human. It seems I get to view this world from a different perspective than what I've imagined.

My name is Echo. I am a Diamond Dog.

-Edited by the one, the only, Nathan Traveler!
-(Cover by Jovial_Shake of fimfiction.net)
-Now featured on Equestriadaily.com!

Is Equestria real? Or merely a far-off fairytale?

A simple brony goes on a quest to find the unimaginable; the world of Equestria. The chances to find it prove impossible; will he have the strength to overcome? How much faith will he have to supersede his bounds and obtain what is unobtainable?

Edited by:
Majesticyoshi and Revere91

Audio Book by Ender Brony