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Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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Ask Sweetie Giraffe anything! || Even more What Ifs!
What would happen if Sweetie Belle became a tyrannical giraffe hellbent on destroying all that was shorter than her?

How 'bout Equestria being ruled by literal potatoes?

Ever wanted to see an author clawing at his remaining shreds of sanity at two in the morning, trying to figure out what the actual heck he's writing?

Well, guess what? This is the story for ya! Enjoy the noises of short-circuiting brain cells. :)

Reached the 1000-chapter hard-limit of Fimfiction!


Suggestions for chapters are open, but remember to leave space for others! Keep in mind that I decide whether or not to use idea suggestions, and if you want a crossover, or are asking something about the show itself, then check this big ol' Twilight-grade list first!

Check out What If's new sister story!

Now with an anti-recommendation from Posh!

Other what if(s):

Chinese translation by OMPG!

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(Based off the image I took for the cover art, which is a box of Asian pears, AKA ApplePears).

Following a long day of applebucking, Applejack notices a tree that seems a bit... off.

A quick taste-test later, and she realizes that it's a pear tree.


Part of a series in which I write insane stories featuring the mane six.

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It's well-known that the alicorns of Equestria have certain... characteristics that separate them from the rest of the pony populace.

One of these characteristics is a self-destruct button.

Twilight Sparkle is the first to learn of its function and proceeds to find hers the hard way.


This story is brought to you by my final brain cell hitting the corner of my head like a DVD logo.

downvote if y'all want to. :P

oh heck there's an audio reading now by Scribbler!
Reviewed by PresentPerfect!

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One day, Anon got mad and decided that it was a great idea to physically assault one of Equestria's ruling princesses.

He was wrong.

So, so wrong.

Now with an audio reading from StraightToThePointStudio!

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"Here we go again." - Me to myself.

It's not every day when the dreamscape tears.

Luckily, with the power of Shamwow and Flex Tape (and a bit of marketing on Sunset Shimmer's part), Luna fixes the problem... all the problems...

Forever.

WARNINGS: Shamwow and Flex Tape worship, memes, Bob Ross references, possession by the deity of Flex Tape, dabbing, raw and unedited word barf, and bad fanfiction.

Image comes from dashblitz's tumblr. I came across it while meme-hunting.

Reviewed by The Reviewers' Cafe.

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Twilight stole a statue. Not just any statue, though, for it was the Sacred Totem of Amazingly Rad Epicness, or S.T.A.R.E. for short.

Also, she doesn't really give a crap about it. So there's that.

Rewritten from the story "Thief" with permission from Evictus. I took it as a personal challenge to see what I could do with a story that has far more dislikes than likes. :derpytongue2:

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It's been only a few hours after I found Pinkie Pie wandering about my house, and she's pretty crazy. Then there's this whole "Lord of Chaos messing with me" stuff...

...and I have absolutely no idea what to do.

pls halp... pls.

I can help!

...come quickly, too...


Part of a series in which I write insane stories featuring the mane six.


August 17, 2016:
OH MAH F*** I GOT FEATURED!

Thanks to everyone who's ever read this. :twilightsmile:

I didn't even edit this thing!

Aww, that was only like, two hours of being featured... :facehoof:

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Twilight is told by Celestia that she needs to touch grass.

And she will stop at nothing to fulfill that mission.

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Twilight Sparkle has been transformed into a broom! What's more, Celestia is missing! Whatever will Twibroom Sweeple do?

idunno.

sweep, maybe.

for some reason this is how I'm celebrating seven years on the site.

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Yup. Here's my 75 follower special. 15 OCs created by YOU, stuffed plot-first into the most mind meltingly stupid story you could possibly find from me.

On a side note, I'm afraid of what the 100 follower special may turn out to be later on...

But yeah, you asked for it. :trollestia:

Also, PREPARE THEE BUTTOCKS FOR THE UNLEASHING OF INSANITY!


Characters:
Root (Timber Pony) - AlchemicalRainbow
Alcea (Poison Dragon) - Ponymonfunn
Dark Lightning (Pegasus with multiple personalities) - Undead Equestria Writer
Steele Casemate (Earth Pony) - Wrought-iron
Night blossom (Pegasus Bat-Pony) - The oracle
Yandere Mane (Pegasus) - AppleScoots
Night (Earth Pony) - Ender Knight Reborn
Carrion (Undead Griffon) - AlchemicalRainbow
Mirror Smash (Perpetually unlucky pony of no particular race) - AlchemicalRainbow
Hops Mash (Beer brewer who's a general idiot, easily angered and never rational, impulsive and doesn't listen to reason.) BattleScarredPony
Silversun Stormwing (TL,DR bio: Rule 63 OP Rainbow Dash) - Scorch Valor
Mellow Seed (Yellow coated, blue maned mare with a Prench accent. She is meek, a little ditzy and forgetful, but tends to agree with what someone says, even when what they are saying is ridiculous.) - thechilldude
Blizzard wind (Unicorn with snow white mane and tail, silvery fur, bright blue eyes) - Ender Knight Reborn
Ghast (Unicorn with black fur and a nimbus color mane along with red eyes.) - Final fantasy forever
Derpy's toaster cousin (Self explanatory.) - (I forgot who created this OC. Sorry. :twilightsheepish:)

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