It's well-known that the alicorns of Equestria have certain... characteristics that separate them from the rest of the pony populace.
One of these characteristics is a self-destruct button.
Twilight Sparkle is the first to learn of its function and proceeds to find hers the hard way.
This story is brought to you by my final brain cell hitting the corner of my head like a DVD logo.
downvote if y'all want to. :P
oh heck there's an audio reading now by Scribbler!
Reviewed by PresentPerfect!
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If that URL is to be believed, you just *barely* missed this being the 500,000th story on Fimfiction.
Literally, by ONE.
You had one job.
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hmmmmmmm
10/10 would favorite again.
...brane hurtz...
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excellent
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The 500000th is his as well
Honestly, I was waiting for Twilight to press Celestia button.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This fanfic fails in having a cohesive story (or even just making sense), but succeeds in having so many funny ideas that are stock in my head FOREVER.
Celestia: But is your pet bird this tight?
So... Sunset's button will be under her hoof, right? hahahaxD
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WHAAAAT!!!?
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YEEEEES!!!?
i can't help but feel called out by this.
beautiful story about the intricacies of alicorn succession, tonkus. i loved every word.
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You made me read this. For this, you are responsible.
For this story amused me. Thank you and the author both.
Alright... you can take my like... but I'm not happy about it!
Well, that was hilarious
Don’t worry fellow readers, you didn’t need those brain cells anyways :)
Oh, hey, she ended up with TWO of those!
Many long stories, in fact.
I feel like there's something there, but... but... nah, not comin' to me.
Why do I get lured into reading your craziness? I need the few brain cells I've got.
Dear lord, you hit the Featured box. (Gotta turn on the filter)
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I will send Chonk Beeficus to take your like.
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;)
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499996 - 500000 are all mine. I'll be slowly using 'em up for random crap. :)
..MINE TURTLE.
Take my upvote/favorite and have a good Sunday :)
What? This made no sense. I liked it.
Most stories make you feel like showering after . . . this one is "A Treasure Bath"
If the chapters of "What if..." were like cattle, then I imagine this is the one that got out of the pen.
I knew you were going to hide a button on a butt at least once at some point in all of this.
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you know me well
Well, this explains a lot. Guess Doofenshmirtz went to work for Hasbro.
Nice story, if not a silly one.
Now THIS is the kind of quality shitpost I come here for! Bravo!
This... lol. Gold.
This is more or less EXACTLY my kind of humor.
I would LOVE to help you write a crackfic like that.
King Dragon sends his regards.
I'm sorry but you are on your own with this one.
This makes more sense than the entire rest of this story.
Ah, Techie wrote this. That explains things. xD
Great story, bud!
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*dabs*
Well, that was something, your review: https://www.fimfiction.net/group/213901/my-little-reviews-feedback/thread/481067/review-well-kind-of-the-alicorn-button-by-thespoopytechie
Trust me bro, I've personally written worse.
Edit:
I have now finished this story.
10/10
I don't know anymore
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It was so serious to comedic, and then deathly serious...yikes! O_O
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maximize literary whiplash to destroy the most brain cells
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XD
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👁👁
It's a good job alicorns were created with such a device. You wouldn't want them falling into the wrong hooves. It's the only thing that makes sense in this version of reality.
The story was a fun one.
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The reading was fun as well. :)
oh, i once read a silly A-rated short fic where Twilight grew...a penis!
reminds me of another short called "no bucks", where Twilight suddenly ran out of f cks to give and started to behave in REALLY silly and irresponsible ways, like walking out of a store without paying, and getting drunk!
CHONK BEEFICUS XD
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THE MOST SWOLE ALICORN OF ALL TIME