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// Pinkie Sense 
// Story: I Think I Summoned a Ponk. 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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	"Ooh! Twitchy-twitchy tail!"

I glanced over at Pinkie, who currently looked more like the tail of her tail, judging by the massive amount of shaking.

"Yeah, and?"

Pinkie smirked at me as I turned back to continue my reading.

"Oh, we're in for a doozy."

What kind of "doozy"?

Oh, nothing. Usually it's something along the lines of a monster attack and/or organized chaos.

Heh, organized chaos.

Pinkie stuck her tongue out at me, making a face.

"Says the guy who's been pranked several times by Discord."

Well... she's got a point. I mean, Discord did turn my into a pony and let me loose in a high school, but that actually wasn't all that bad. Now, if he stuck with what my fears were earlier...

I shuddered at the thought of a sudden and random gender swap at the east expected moment.

Pinkie's tail was still twitching, though far less than before. 

"Huh," she said, "I guess the doozy's already almost over..."

"Good."

Suddenly, the room was rocked by a massive explosion, bits of drywall hailing down on me and Pinkie.

"TAKE COVER!" I shouted, grabbing Pinkie and diving under a table.

Several minutes after the shaking stopped, I noticed that Pinkie's tail was no longer twitching.

"So, I guess the 'doozy' is over now?"

Pinkie glanced about, and shrugged.

I broke the sudden silence that fell over the two of us.

"So... Pinkie Sense?" I asked, glancing over towards Pinkie. "What's that?"

Pinkie shrugged once again.

"Seriously, how does that work? I mean, you freakin' predicted the future there!"

"I don't know how it works. It just does."

My eye twitched. Pinkie has the ability to not only read and communicate through telepathy, open portals, teleport, and break physics, but she can apparently even predict the future. The catch is, she doesn't seem to know how.

"So, could you tell me what I should expect in the future?"

Pinkie shrugged.

Suddenly, her mane somehow began to spazz out.

"DUCK!" I shouted, "AFTERSHOCK!"

The room began to tremble again, though much less violently than last time. Discord's voice began to fill the air as he materialized before us.

"So, Anon. Enjoying your little... shake-out?"

Pinkie gasped.

"OOOOOHHHHHHHHH, THAT'S WHAT THE DOOZY WAS! IT WAS SAYING THAT IT WAS ALL A PRANK!"

Discord patted Pinkie on the head.

"Indeed it is, fellow ponk. indeed it is."

I slowly pulled myself up, and lunged at Discord.

"YOU DID THIS TO ME, DISCORD! YOU'VE RUINED MY HOME. YOU'VE DESTROYED THE PROGRESS I'VE MADE IN SCHOOL! I'LL BE HELD BACK... and, and--"

Discord shushed me, and picked me up in his telekinetic grasp.

"There there, Anon. There's nothing to worry about. See?"

He snapped a claw, and suddenly, all signs of the earthquake disappeared, with my room and everything in it appearing in place of the wreckage.

I sighed happily. At least Discord's responsible for his actions, so I know that I can trust him.

...At least, until he unzipped the fabric of reality and booted me into Equestria with Pinkie.