//------------------------------// // End // Story: I Think I Summoned a Ponk. // by TheMajorTechie //------------------------------// I groaned as I woke up, rubbing my sore temples with my hand as I felt the warm rays of the dying orange giant we call the Sun. ...wait a second, that can't be right... Where's Pinkie? I thought, hoping for a telepathic answer, though there came none. I slowly rose from the strangely worn bed, noticing the eerily dark sky, though it was seemingly early morning. I heard a small "crunch" under the sheets as I sat up, blinking in my confusion. I pulled the crumpled piece of paper from underneath myself, hoping that it had something to do with Pinkie. Hiya, Anon! I know we haven't really been together for all that long, and during that time, I might've annoyed you a bit more than you might've liked, but I have to leave. What? I thought, pausing after reading the first sentence, leave? Since when? I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused. I first came here after feeling a strong pull from you for some unexplained reason, and then, there I was, pulling my party cannon out as you woke up. Equestria needs me. I found out a little while after you knocked yourself out that Equestria was falling apart-- the universe was falling apart... naturally, I could't bear thinking about all the suffering that would come along with it all, so I left. Universe... falling apart?! Did she finally go off the deep end? I mean, sure, there's been all those people saying that the world would end at some random time each year, but for it to come from Pinkie?! ...Oh yeah, the Sun's apparently fried a large portion of civilization all of a sudden. I guess she's right... in a horrifying, doomsday-style note sort of way... Equestria needs me. Goodbye, friend. Dang, if she's right... I thought, glancing back through the window at the dimming orange ball of fire in the morning sky, how long do I have left? Are there others around here still? What about those party-goers? The children at the party??? It's all too much... I... I can't take it anymore... I just woke up, to find that the entire freakin' UNIVERSE is ending... And to make matters worse, I can literally see the fabric of the universe tearing open around me... Please help... I felt my entire body lurch as the floor underneath me crumbled to a subatomic spray, swirling into the void that had opened beneath me. Goodbye, world. I'll miss you... I Think I Summoned a Ponk