• Published 13th Jul 2016
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I Think I Summoned a Ponk. - TheMajorTechie



What do I do now?! I just woke up, and all of a sudden, there's a freaky pink pony in my house! Seriously, please tell me I've gone insane... and the world just ended, too.

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Interdimensional Narrator Things

Pinkie, the human one at least, continued cradling her equine counterpart in her arms, as if the latter was the daughter of the former. In fact, the two, from this angle of the room, nearly looked like famil--


Hiya!

...Oh god, please no, Pinkie. Let me narrate in peace, please...

Nope! Gimme your keyboard!

No. Hey-- GIVE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

Why? It didn't look like you were using the screen...

Ugh. I was looking at the screen, okay? That counts as "using" it.

Whatever floats your boat!

*Crashing noises*

PINKIE! WHY DID YOU THROW MY MONITOR OUT THE WINDOW?!

Because I can!

...

...

Welp. I'm out. Have fun narrating, Pinks!


"...Pinkie, er... human Pinkie? Where'd the other Pinkie go?"

Anon's eyes met Pinkie's, and Pinkie's met Anon's. The two leaned in close for a ki--


NOPE!

But I want to ship!

NOPE!

I thought you wanted to leave though...

Well, too bad! I'm back! And get back into the story!

Fine...

Author's Note:

This is your mind on ponk.

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