It's been only a few hours after I found Pinkie Pie wandering about my house, and she's pretty crazy. Then there's this whole "Lord of Chaos messing with me" stuff...
...and I have absolutely no idea what to do.
pls halp... pls.
I can help!
...come quickly, too...
Part of a series in which I write insane stories featuring the mane six.
August 17, 2016:
OH MAH F*** I GOT FEATURED!
Thanks to everyone who's ever read this. 
I didn't even edit this thing!
Aww, that was only like, two hours of being featured... 
Chapters (52)
Nice, keep it up
7390045 Thanks.
What's a Ponk?
7390329 Pinkie Pie's nickname is sometimes Ponk. I don't know where she got it though...
7390329
Some pink pony, I think.
7390332 Is that a canon nickname for her?
7390393 I actually have no idea. I only know that a few other stories mention her as "Ponk".
7390418 Got it.
7390622 Yeah.
7390393
Ponk is an abbreviation of Ponka Po, Pinkie's canon name on some of Hasbro's merchandise. It's also an abbreviation in a way for pink and pony.
Amazing story! Totally watching.
7391600 Thanks for the fact!
7391600 Got it. Is that a foreign language thing?
7392171 idunno.
7392335 Ok, got it.
7392622 yeah...
Funny story, though if I'm honest the "pls halp" was what caught my eye. I'm glad I started reading though, I hope you write more!
7399280 I will. Its just that I'm moving right now, and between writing and moving heavy objects, I'd like to be more careful with the heavy objects.
7400077 sounds good, hope it goes well!
7400465 Yep.
Liking the Direction this is taking!
7466109 Thanks.
Wait, why did he get detention when Pinkie did it, then she stayed in the classroom?
7466444 Because you never know when the teacher's secretly a brony.
Also, he thought that he was shot by Anon instead of Pinkie at first.
7466444 Also, for class disruption. You should always keep an eye on your Pinkie during class hours.
7466448 Heh
7467080 I write this by imagining my own reactions to Pinkie Pie randomly appearing. The most recent school chapter is literally what would happen. Not too long ago, I converted like 25% of the entire school into bronies.
Because I can.
7467920
You're the new Conversion Bureau I swear.
7468023
What's that?Never mind. Just searched it.
7400465
Aaand you're here. Not even surprised anymore, I just find it funny that I keep running into you.
7468047 Who knew?
7468059
Redbow Rose knows...
7468125 And so does Pinkie...
7468136
I. KNOW.EVERYTHING.
Huh?
I. SEE. ALL.
GAAH!!!
7467920 WE MUST SPREAD
Good job
7468194
7468156 *waves to her friend, then hides from pinkie*
7469793 CHAOS!
Oh, Pinkie!
7469793
THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE, ROSEY!
RUN. JUST RUN!
7469912
7469912 *flees*
Yeah I guess that's why people pace there stories and don't rapid release.... I was going to say slow down just a tad if possible and draw your ideas a bit more. But remember this is your story and you do not have to listen to me. I am not a writer so...
Best of Luck,
Spiral Donut
7477319 I know. I just wanted to do rapid-release to get the ideas out before I forgot them, since I wasn't really active on here for the past half a month.
7477398 Ok that makes sense.
7477533 Yeah.
7480520
GG Lyra
7483498 I'm going by the assumption that since Pony Lyra likes humans, Human Lyra would like ponies.
7483993
Sounds 'bout right...