Big friendly whale landed with a thud on the surface of the moon. "Yowch." said the whale.
"Ouch." said the moon.
"HUZZAH, A FRIEND!" Princess Moon Moon of House Moon bellowed, stomping up to the big friendly whale in her elephant boots while driving a forklift. "WELCOME TO MOON MART MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?"
"Uhhhhhh pOTaTo..." the whale scratched its chin. "Large fries, three medium cokes, and an extra-large vat of mayonnaise."
"Is Crystal Pepsi okay?"
"No."
"Oh okay."