Agent Texas frowned under her helmet as she took in Blood Gulch from the edge. She didn't know what nonsense was going on here, but she honestly couldn't care. The Freelancer project had fallen apart, Alpha was...best not to think about that. At this point, every remaining Freelancer was looking out for themselves, hanging onto their equipment to survive or to avoid observation by Headquarters...save those few who were still loyal to the director. Not that she really thought much about those. The one that dominated her thoughts was Maine-
You mean the Meta.
Shut up, she snapped at Omega, once more pushing him to the back of her mind. She knew she'd never be rid of him - and it was better she wasn't - his words in the back of her mind were frustrating. She wanted an internal monologue, not a dialogue.
She'd received a request for assistance here. The message had been garbled - mostly because the dumb AI that had related it appeared to be undergoing some sort of data-corruption related psychotic break - but she was able to get enough to know that she'd been called in to assist the Blue Team...and requested by name. Well, by code name at least.
As far as she was concerned, that meant she had two missions here. First, kill the Reds so she could leave whenever she wanted. Second, find out who here knew enough about the Freelancer Program to ask for her by name, but not enough to know what happened on her last visit to the Mother of Invention. That was not a very long list, and whoever it was could be...important.
The call had been sent earlier that day, so she was pretty certain she could find whoever it was before they could get away. All she needed to do was find someone she could intimidate into getting information. That shouldn't be too difficult.
Entering the canyon, her scanners quickly picked up that there was a large gathering of individuals near one base, while there was only a single person on their own near the other. She decided to go after the lone individual first for intimidation purposes. If they were Red, she would get answers and then kill them. If they were Blue, she would get answers and scare them into submission.
...she wasn't sure what to do, given they turned out to be Purple. She decided to drop her cloak before engaging in combat, just in case they weren't a sim trooper.
The purple armored troop spun towards her...only to scream in terror. "Agent Texas!" he screamed in fear. "I didn't tell them about you, please don't kill me!"
Plainly intimidation isn't something I need to worry about here, she thought to herself as she approached what she now recognized as a medical officer. "Identify yourself," she demanded harshly, her voice modulator hiding what she really sounded like.
"Medical Officer Frank DuFresne!" the man replied hastily. "Everybody calls me Doc! Please don't kill me!"
Kill him, he's useless.
Texas grit her teeth as she disabled her voice modulator. "I'm not going to kill you," she promised softly. "Just...tell me what I'm doing here. Why was I called specifically?"
"Oh, that would be because of the pony," Doc responded immediately.
...pony?
"The pony?" Texas demanded, wanting clarification.
"The talking pony that everybody's fighting over!" Doc insisted defensively. "I think you were called in because she's your daughter or something...somehow."
Texas stared at Doc until he visibly began to sweat through his armor.
...kill him. His mind's plainly gone. It would be a mercy.
...quite possibly, she admitted silently, but not for the reasons you say, I don't think. "And where is this...pony?" she demanded coldly.
"Mom."
Texas spun quickly. That voice had come from right behind her, which had startled her quite a bit. She hadn't heard anything move. On top of that, Omega hadn't heard anything move, and was just as startled. Tracking the voice, she found herself staring at a tiny grey pony with a dull purple mane, a sim trooper helmet unfolding from around her face into the armor she was wearing. "...what are you?" she demanded in shock.
"Maud," the pony responded readily. She then placed one hoof on Texas' foot. "Mom."
Texas backed up several paces so she could look directly at Maud without bending completely over...coincidentally moving out of reach of Maud's hoof. "No," she stated rather firmly. "I am not your-"
"Mom," Maud insisted firmly, taking a step forward.
"No!" Texas countered insistently, unwittingly taking a matching step back.
"Yes."
"No!"
"Yes."
"No!"
"Yes."
Silence her...kill her!
"NO!" Texas screamed out, though whether at Maud or at Omega she wasn't entirely sure. Lunging forward, she swung her fist at Maud with all her strength. She heard what sounded like a miniature sonic boom as her clenched fist impacted...Maud's raised hoof.
Texas could only stare in stunned amazement. She'd caved in hull plating with a blow like that in the past! Even other Freelancers had only been able to evade or deflect that strike, as taking the hit would always send them flying back. How...how could this pony stop her-
Before her thoughts could continue, Maud suddenly lifted her leg, and Texas found herself flipping through the air, only to be slammed repeatedly into the ground, leaving craters with every impact. It didn't actually hurt all that much - both because Texas was naturally tough and because she'd quickly turned off her pain awareness as soon as she'd felt herself lifted off the ground - but the sheer absurdity and intensity of the situation kept her from reacting as she might normally have. She was being flipped around by something not much bigger than most of her hand-held weapons!
Before she could shake that thought and react with proper violence - in fact, the very moment before she was about to do so - she found herself flying through the air, only to slam back-first into the wall of the canyon, once more cratering it. As she gathered her senses, she saw Maud behind a nearby boulder, bunching up her hind legs-
The boulder exploded, spears of stone flying towards her at high velocity. She held perfectly still as the spears embedded in the wall around her, hemming her in until she was completely pinned to the wall, unable to move anything but her eyes and slightly turn her head.
Maud calmly approached, then leapt up the spears one at a time until she was standing on Texas' right shoulder. "Yes," she insisted firmly.
Kill the impossibi-
Maud's hoof suddenly lashed out, catching Omega's invisible projection on the underside of its chin and knocking it unconscious.
Texas knew if she weren't wearing her helmet just now, her jaw would be dragging on the ground. "I have no idea how you did any of that," she finally managed to say, "but...I like your style."
"Mom?" Maud asked with a slight tilt of her head.
Texas turned to stare at Maud. Even with what had happened, she still wanted to say no...but then she saw the way Maud's eyes were watering slightly. "...sure, why not?"
Maud hugged her head tightly with all four limbs. "Mom," she said, a slight tinge of happiness in her voice.
"...fuck, what have I gotten myself into?" Texas groaned.
"Fuck?" Maud asked curiously, a slight kick causing all the spears of stone to crumble, freeing Texas.
"A slang prejorative derived from a crude term for the act of copulation," Texas answered immediately and readily as she worked her limbs to check for injury. I'm going to be feeling this one in the morning...
"Copulation?"
"Sex."
"...sex?"
Texas chuckled as she shifted Maud into her arms. "That one can wait until you're older."
(One eyebrow raised) I have no idea what to think...
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oh boy.. church is gonna lose it.. and poor omega.. that AI just got owned.. sure, he seemed like an asshole... nvm.. he deserved it.. got any popcorn?
This was pretty much how I expected this to go down.
I already love tex and Maud dynamic. I wonder how Church will react to Texas more blunt attitude around Maud.
Oh god...this will be bad news. Is it wrong to think Texas and Church are gonna argue about Maud's upbringing?
Or will it be funny?
Will the Director know about Maud?
Will Maud babysit Junior?
I initially thought only Pinkie can interact with something outside the three dimensions.
Huh. A human (?) that can almost stand up to Maud's insane strength. Almost.
Might have been a bit different without the surprise.
.........WELL THEN. I hope someone recorded that to show to everyone else, because their reactions are going to be amazing.
...I have no words to express how amazing this chapter is...
Pure awesome, that's what this chapter is. I especially loved Maud hitting Omega to shut him up and Tex's reaction. Given the story cover, I'm hoping Church and Tex get along better and Maud has to go "Mommy and Daddy are fighting again," several times.
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That and I don't think she actually realized that she punched Maud's hoof until she saw it with her eye-holes
My tracking is filling up with everyone’s rapid fire updates :D
Also, I know Omega here is using his "deep, scary bad guy" voice, but all I'm hearing is O'Malley.
And now a sit-down with George Carlin on the seven words you're not allowed to say on television.
Wait, if Tex agreed to having Maud as her daughter...wouldn't Maud be Carolina's little sister then? Or am I confusing something here cause I remember the Death Battle between Carolina vs Meta and they said Texas was Carolina's revived mother...right?
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This is going to be FUN!
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Kinda of, Tex or better put the AI that is Tex, was based off the Director’s wife Allison. The AI that is Tex is based off the Director’s memory of his wife. Carolina is a whole mess becuase her father cared more about his wife then his daughter.
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Thank you for explaining that...wonder how events will unfold with these changes...
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Maybe Maud will help Carolina get some closure better than she could on her own or with the guys.
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Hopefully. Wonder if Maud will try to play match maker for her?
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She's a Pie... The potential is... there...
Puny Texas.
At least Tex found a decent sparring partner if nothing else.
*low whistle* Tex got owned!
8580628 Remember that Maud is Pinkie's older sister. A good headcanon would be that Pinkie had learned from her as a filly
I wonder if we'll ever see Lopez?
Best mom-daughter meeting ever XD
Am I correct in understanding Maud did something like this to Tex?
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More like this.
Well, Church is screwed
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What was your first clue? We kinda figured he would be back when Tucker said he was going to be calling for Tex.
Which brings to mind...
And so mother meets daughter.
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And now I want to see Maud call Carolina "aunty". (I've always thought of Carolina and Church as kind of brother and sister in a way. Because Church was an AI copied off of the Director's mind, so he could "technically" be called his son. So that would indirectly make him and Carolina related.)
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I love his laugh
Not five minutes and already teaching her bad words.
... When I get home I need to see if Tex and Tifa (from FF 7 Machinabridged) have the same VA.
8581123 And now you're not the only one, thanks.
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not a rvb fan hu?
Can't always win, Tex.
Seeing as you're far more competent than any of the Reds and Blue even now, you're right. That said, they have a pony who can teleport if you're not looking at her.
An impressive feat.
Maud Pie.
Bugs Bunny her, Maud!
Surreal, innit?
A fanfic written by one of the best authors on the site.
Oh boy.
May take a while.
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Nope, prior to this fic I knew precisely zero about RvB outside of it was made in Halo and there was a character named Grif.
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Nope, Kathleen Zuelch is Tex and Sarah Williams is Tifa. They sound similar though. Probably the swearing.
Better buck up Tex, the Meta game has changed due to Pony.
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And Tucker is not.
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Though technically isn't TeX Carolina's mother? Or at least a copy of her.
Monologue
Mono
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Dialogue
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HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS!!!!!!!!
I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!
Cue tucker getting hes head punched as soon as hes been seen
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Why Grif? Anything in specific, or just something you heard from somewhere?
I was wondering how you were gonna handle O'Malley, or rather Omega. Very nicely played. I get the feeling he won't be too much of an issue going forward.
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Just wait for Carolina.