After requesting and being given another moustache, Spike decides to take a leisurely stroll.
After all, he's got the swag.
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Spike is a boss.
That was the most glorious thing I've ever read.
i.imgur.com/G5pLMsv.gif
We need this animated....Really, really need it animated...
Spike activated SWAG.
It's super effective.
Pinkie Pie activated SWAG.
It's ridiculously effective.
Spike and Pinkie Pie combined their SWAG.
Ponyville's population died as they mindlessly marched into the Everfree forest.
Like + Favorite + Comment. Let's make this awesomeness featured, or at least hit the popular box. I've also added the story to a few groups; I hope you don't mind.
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4470943 Swag.
4470964 What is this? I'll check it out... OH MY GOD.
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I'm feeling the exact same thing. You know how many times I imagined the two of them doing this down the street as I wrote it? Lots. If anything, I want them two doing that one dance move side by side.
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When you combine both of their swags, it's actually rather scary to think about. Of course I don't mind the groups, but I'm not sure about the one-shot. There's a second chapter to this, but at the current state, it seems like a continuation. Time will tell I guess. But thanks for adding it to the many groups. Let us all be subject to Spike's swag.
I have heard this song so many times over the past few days. And it never gets old.
4471162 Oh damn, sorry about adding it to the "One shots". I thought it's complete.
I'll write a removal request to the admins.
EDIT: he removed it.
I have used this before, but it needs to be said again.
Spike's got SWAG.
And apparently Pinkie's got SWAG, too.
Can a girl actually have SWAG?. I always thought for a girl it would be her hotness, or as Rarity says it, her FABULOUSNESS. 
Popular box reached!
dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/40553515/pony/Other/SwaggingSpike.JPG
Right when he gets the hat my phone rang and that song staying alive played I started laughing and my friend who was sitting across from me asked me what happened I immediatley responded with, "spike's a pimp!" I could not stop laughing mainly cause it reminded me of when my friend dressed like a pimp for Halloween with the same song playing out of his car when he got out!
4471276 I like to think this:
Twilight has Worm-O-Meter (bookworm y'know). Or maybe a nerd meter.
Pinkie has Swag. Because Pinkie.
Rarity has Fabulousness, like you said.
Rainbow has the Skittles Bar.
Applejack has a Apples/10 scale.
Fluttershy has ...uhhh Yay?
4471289 Nice. I refreshed the main page a few times after coming back to my PC, but it's not on there anyway. It must have been brief, but we'll never know. The chapter is certainly short, which might turn off some. I dunno. Might pick up later, might not. Nice to see that it made it though.
That disliker got hit by Spike's Swag.4471572 It's still there, just go to the main page, press CTRL+F and type in "Swag".
(The order in the Popular Box is completely random, and will change at each refresh.)
Swag
#TheSwagginDragon.
4470964 Ha Nanners
Spike The Swagon Dragon
Many years later in Ponyville an ominous thumping sound could be heard in the distance, seemingly getting closer with each passing second soon a strangely catchy and familiar tune could be heard on the winds, as the source of the thumping became apparent there, on the horizon, approached the familiar figures of Spike and Pinkie still Swagging along both they and their mustaches seemingly unaffected by time.
Behind followed what could only be described the worlds largest army consisting of beings from every race, line of life and gender, all mesmerized by the Swaggening before them, they did not need food or drink for being in proximity to so much swag was more than enough substance and if you knew them you would swear they had not aged a day, neigh, they would have seemed to be in their prime no matter how old or weathered before.
Alas our two proswagonists did not stop for the town, and simply passed on through, albeit with more followers, and they went on and on until all even Celestia and Luna followed the swag.
This continued for many many aeons until eventually thee universe could not handle such a build up of sheer swag and thus a new universe was created out of the swag. That, children, is how our current universe came to be.
- Twilight Sparkle, Mother of The Swag
(well, i did not expect to create THAT, umm sorry, i guess.)
Edit: Throwing spoiler tags on just in case
They see me rollin'! They hatin'!