Feb

16th

2014

Excuses Excuses Excuses... · 7:06am Feb 16th, 2014

Hi, my name is Quicksear, and you probably don't remember me...

Jokes.

...kinda...

Yeah, if you read this blog post, then you're probably aware that I have been missing for quite some time. It's driving me bloody NUTS! I'm sitting out on a farm with very poor mobile coverage, no landlines, and no internet connection at all. So every time I want to get online and do anything actually FUN, there's no connection. I usually curl up into a ball and rock myself to sleep at that point.

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Personal Favorites

Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 6,806 · 242
The Life and Times of a Winning Pony Cloud Kicker has a wild life, and Blossomforth gets dragged along for the ride. by Chengar Qordath 361,449 words · 3,725 · 193
Vinyl and Octavia: University Days Vinyl Scratch and Octavia go to university. by DawnFade 71,075 words · 8,040 · 128
Playing With My Heart Four years ago Vinyl and Octavia broke up. It was messy, painful and left scars on both. Four years on, Vinyl receives news that Octavia has been in an accident and is in a coma from which she may never wake. Can she succeed where medicine failed? by ObabScribbler 107,600 words · 1,467 · 34

At the end of the long days, these are the stories I came back to read. Even if I hadn't slept for two days, I still found time to thoroughly enjoy almost every part of these, and I hope you can feel the same, if you haven't read them already!

The hilarity ensues HERE!

TWILIGHT SPARKLE FIXES EVERYTHING AFTER READING EVERY BOOK IN EXISTENCE, TWILIGHT "OH YEAH" SPARKLE REALIZES LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR WEAKLINGS by Between Lines 1,113 words · 1,047 · 64
Infallible Princess Celestia is completely perfect, and she's tired of it. by Pegasus Rescue Brigade 3,107 words · 1,465 · 17
Hands A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept... For a given value of "realistic." by Andrew Joshua Talon 163,998 words · 4,662 · 339
Lyra and Bon Bon's Forty Day Cruise Living in ancient Sodom, Lyra disguises Bon Bon as a unicorn so they can sneak aboard Noah's Ark. by Bronystories 24,757 words · 222 · 37

As you can see, these are my go-to comedies, the stories that set me laughing and brighten this little soul's day. Be careful, some of these may just give you a hernia.

TWhere Southern Birds Fly
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Sad
Tragedy
Thrown to the dogs in a world not her own, can one pony find the help she needs to recover, and maybe, just maybe, get back home?
Human
Derpy
Quicksear · 22k words · 22 1 · 635 views
EIn The Shadow of The Stage Lights
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
When Vinyl comes to Lyra with an odd request, the lyrist quickly finds out how out she only knows half the story.
Lyra
DJ P0N-3
Other
Quicksear · 1.3k words · 349 views
EAnd Then She's There
MLP: FiM
Sad
Slice of Life
Sometimes we all need a little help to get along. Where it comes from, though, isn't always normal.
Human
Pinkie
Quicksear · 3.5k words · 16 0 · 741 views
TA Sloth in Equestria
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
There was a sloth. He was a simple sloth. And then one day he was whisked away to Equestria. What will happen to him when he is slow to react to the immanent change? And what will the ponies who care for him make of this new, strange and oddly compel
Human
Spike
Other
Main 6
Quicksear · 14k words · 231 18 · 3.1k views
EWhen the Elements are Gone
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
With the Elements gone, Applejack can't help but feel She's losing something. Until a good friend comes to show her that she might stand to gain even more.
Twilight
Applejack
Quicksear · 5.2k words · 161 2 · 2.4k views
TNote of Silence
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Tragedy
In the aftermath of the descruction she caused, Vinyl Scratch will stop at nothing to undo the damage she's done not only to others, but herself.
Alt. Universe
Luna
DJ P0N-3
Other
Changelings
Quicksear · 19k words · 30 0 · 557 views
THow I Screwed Up Equestria
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
An Irishman falls into Equestria, and slowly, everything starts to horribly wrong.
Human
Big Mac
Cheerilee
Lyra
Main 6
Quicksear · 26k words · 84 8 · 2k views
TFinest Gold and Silver
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Adventure
It's been mere months since Marc made his choice to stay in Equestria. He has a home, good friends, good food...But above all, he has Ditzy. If only things could be simpler, everything would be perfect.
Human
Celestia
Luna
Discord
Other
Main 6
Quicksear · 12k words · 49 2 · 1k views
EThe Person in the Mirror
MLP: FiM
Romance
Sad
I am adrift. I am lost. But I am lucky. I have a home, and safety, and security, and a future. I accept that. But maybe, just maybe, I shouldn't give up hope quite yet.
Human
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
Quicksear · 5.5k words · 76 2 · 1.5k views
EEverfree Soliloquy
MLP: FiM
Dark
Sad
Slice of Life
A night in the Everfree Forest would set most ponies trembling with fear, especially when they have to do it alone. For Pinkie Pie, though, there is one reason why it comes as a relief.
Twilight
Pinkie
Quicksear · 3.9k words · 18 0 · 726 views