(The human tag is just a technicality)
There was a sloth. He was a simple sloth. And then one day he was whisked away to Equestria. What will happen to him when he is slow to react to the imminent change? And what will the ponies who care for him make of this new, strange and oddly compelling creature?
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We heard that someone gave sloths a bad reputation 'round here, so we got together and tried to remedy the situation.
The results are...mixed. Please don't hate us.
Directed and produced by 'I'm not drunk' Quicksear in collaboration with 'Yes you are' Listener and 'You both need to go home' Selkowitz
Edited by 'I'm not with them' Candle_Jack
Oh god please let this get featured!
Quicksear blinked.
You really think so!?
No sex tags? After all, we all know what sloths are all about!
That was wonderful. I really hope this gets featured.
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MOAR! I MUST HAVE MOAR! HAHAHAHA!!!
Oh fuck how did you get Candlejack to edit th
Reminds me of the George of the Jungle episode.
Oh man, you GOTTA love sloths.
I will read this... slowly.
Love it, love it. FAAAABUUUULOOOOOOSSS!
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Well done.
More fun than fifty shades of hay, well actually I got the mini coffee table book, 25 shades of hay.
GG, thumbs up after seeing the title, there's no need for more fics anymore because of this, it's all over, you others can all cancel your stories now and let this rule forever.
Fuck it, lets just call the whole fucking show Friendship Is Sloth #BestIdeaEver #YOLOFAGGIN'
No, seriously this is everything this site has ever needed, fuck yes.
Dear God, this is the best story that ever graced FIMFiction!
I'm saying this as someone that loves this story.
How the hell did it get featured.
For real.
Anyway, I love what you did with this story, and I hope to
contributesee more later!-Listener (AKA Best Purple Cheesecake Princess)
This is too good.
i fucking love sloths
The... The sheer genius of this story is humbling
I did not think it would be possible to make something this awesome using only a fucking sloth
Truly this master piece of a story is the result of careful planning, months of thoughts and days of writing
Wow that was hilarious and full of Sloth-y goodness...
Wait, what was that about humans slaves for the diamond mines?
Man, this sloth gives like zero fucks.
You get my like and favourite just for the title
You get my like and favourite just for the title
You get my like and favourite just for the title
You get my like and favourite just for the title
Tis good
Too bad I didn't witness when the idea came up in the chat.
walkin up in da club like wat up im a big sloth
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This is one of the funniest bucking things I've ever read. Make more soon or I will hang you with your own intestine, and that's a promise. Because who doesn't like to receive death threats? Sloths are awesome, that's a fact. MOAR!
A sloth... in Equestria...
*meme senses tingling*
MORE
I laughed until I cried.
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Wait, Candlejack edi- we never learn, do we?
What's Discord going to do, hang it off Celestia's horn as a prank? xD
I love how the sloth FINALLY thinks about something after all that time. You shall bring more sloth, or you shall perish by the hands of the Sloth King
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This isn't a Goonies crossover.
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This story is the best thing ever.
I await further chapters.
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Great story man, funny as hell.
>>>"Oh," Twilight blinked, then smiled with relief. “We really don’t need any more slave labour in the Crystal Empire diamond mines. Right! So what is it this time?”>>>
Henrique has no idea how lucky he was. This is the evil Equestria where ponies keep slaves and Discord is a pedo.
Next Chapter: The amazing sloth single-clawedly defeats Discord, Chrysalis, Sombra, Tirek, The Smooze, and the Daleks when they all join forces to conquere Equestria!
(They all fly at him at the same time and crash into each other and explode. A victory is a victory!)
Slothverse Dash is the most messed up Rainbow Dash.
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Slothverse is now best -verse.
This is the best story in the world. No doubt about it. Sloths are the best thing on this Earth.
3618899 I get it!
3617600 First thing i seen on the home page i was like
"Oh i HAVE to read this"
i just want to point out. This story, is about a sloth