Dear Beloved Granddaughter,
I was most distraught to hear of your recent meeting with an
individual with low respect for our beloved family. It is with the
utmost of concern for you, my most beloved of grandchildren, that I
asked a number of my associates to look into the matter.
We were deeply saddened to find out that he had been placed in the
Canterlot General Hospital, Dermatology Wing due to an an unfortunate
accident resulting in the need for extensive skin grafts. My
associates assure me that he regrets his actions to you most
sincerely, and shall never darken your doorstep again.
We have sent a flower to his hospital room for you, so there is no
need for you to trouble yourself.
Your loving Grandmother,
Petunia "Kneebreaker" Posy
PS: I have included a rug made to the exact color of this
heartbreaker's coat, which you may place upon your front doorstep of
your delightful home. Think of your loving family every time you wipe
your hooves on him it.
(Please note that Bad Horse's 4th chapter is a *much* better closing to the story than this one, and I'm not saying that just because I'm being held hostage. Honest. )
The best revenge is living life well.
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Living well, and having a nice rug. It really ties the room together.
4506541 It's somewhat of a How It Should Have Ended for Ponyfic. We all have our opinions on how stories go (Rosebud? What kind of ending is that?) and how they should have gone; this just extends that idea to four legs and hooves.
I remember when Sozmioi's comment appeared on Glass Blower, and being really tickled by it. Glad to see it preserved here.
Neat project you have going on here.
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Thank you! If you see others worth spotlighting, please send them (or their authors) my way.
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I could really see this happening, knowing Bad Horse.
Okay, now this is great. :D