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Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...


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  • T Thou Shalt Not Eat Of The Tree

    In the Garden of Eden, Adam and Pony discuss life, truth, and ear scratches.  · Georg
    2,451 words · 537 views  ·  117  ·  4
  • T There Goes The Neighborhood

    At one time, Mount Olympus was the home of the Greek gods. Then they let the first pony in. There goes the neighborhood  · Georg
    23,993 words · 2,620 views  ·  558  ·  15 · sex
  • T The Adultery of Princess Twilight Sparkle

    Tensions between the Royal Sisters flare when Princess Luna is caught teaching the innocent young Princess Twilight Sparkle the pleasures of adultery.  · Georg
    5,045 words · 2,694 views  ·  395  ·  35 · sex
  • T Written Off

    Georg's entries in the Writeoff.me contests and the stories behind the stories  · Georg
    17,993 words · 268 views  ·  36  ·  1
  • T Buggy and the Beast

    When a critically injured changeling is discovered by the ugliest and most disagreeable unicorn stallion in Baltimare, her only hope for survival is to somehow help them both to feel love again.  · Georg
    82,836 words · 3,078 views  ·  720  ·  17 · sex
  • E Trixie's Fire in the Blood

    The Great and Powerful Trixie returns home in defeat. Can Grand-Père Presto’s magic gumbo give her the confidence to be great and powerful again?  · Georg
    10,552 words · 1,330 views  ·  155  ·  2
  • T Seven Brides for Seven Changelings

    Chrysalis sends seven changelings to Ponyville in a clever attempt to break up the Elements of Harmony. Things do not go according to plan for either the changelings or the ponies.  · Georg
    5,976 words · 8,862 views  ·  1,488  ·  36 · sex
  • E Hearth Warming's Trappings

    As a rebellious teenager, Twilight Sparkle set a trap for Santa Hooves in order to prove he did not exist. She failed spectacularly.  · Georg
    5,924 words · 2,544 views  ·  426  ·  11
  • T The Elements of Maternity

    There are many things that true friends should do together in a group. Delivering foals is not one of them.  · Georg
    8,012 words · 7,679 views  ·  801  ·  38 · sex
  • T Tantabus, Do Your Worst

    Luna created the Tantabus to prevent her from ever turning back into Nightmare Moon. The Tantabus interpreted her command in a way she never expected.  · Georg
    2,435 words · 4,184 views  ·  542  ·  8

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  • On a Cross and Arrow Twilight and her five friends are transported across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one they knew. by Conner Cogwork 86,362 words · 50,454 views · 4,019 likes · 87 dislikes
  • Whom the Princesses Would Destroy... Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard. by GhostOfHeraclitus 19,758 words · 30,941 views · 2,448 likes · 34 dislikes
  • The Magician and the Detective Has Holmes met his match, in either sense, in the travelling showpony Trixie? by Bad Horse 14,788 words · 6,549 views · 358 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Past Sins Can Nightmare Moon, reborn without her hate, ever escape her past? by Pen Stroke 203,015 words · 128,002 views · 10,263 likes · 355 dislikes
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#120 · 3w, 14h ago · · ·

You know I never noticed before but you write a lot of interesting stuff. There's plenty here so it'll probably keep me occupied for quite a while. Thanks for takeing the time to make thease!:pinkiesmile:

#119 · 3w, 5d ago · · ·

Browsing pony at 2:24 AM. Woo.

#118 · 9w, 6d ago · · ·


Given that you take such an opinion, and especially given certain... character interpretations in your stories, I thought that you might enjoy this:

#116 · 10w, 4d ago · · ·

I have to ask a slightly indelicate question, inspired by your many works. Celestia and Vetinari. Would you ship it?

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Featured Stories

  • Concept Art - Captured in Stone Princess Celestia hires a sculptor to create a work of art featuring the Elements of Harmony. But how can a pony with no knowledge of friendship capture their true natures? by Georg 11,132 words · 2,458 views · 136 likes · 3 dislikes
  • A War of Words - The Opening of the Guard Diplomacy, gender and sisterhood in conflict, as reflected in memo form by Georg 3,691 words · 10,041 views · 942 likes · 12 dislikes
  • In Celestia We Trust, All Others Pay Cash Ice Cream, so sweet, so delicious. Who would have thought a simple ice cream cone would have the power to nearly topple the financial basis of Equestria? by Georg 2,798 words · 14,248 views · 1,580 likes · 20 dislikes
  • To Sleep, Perchance to Dream In the highest spire of the highest tower in Canterlot, Princess Luna dreamed of nightmares.... by Georg 20,777 words · 3,878 views · 330 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Traveling Tutor and the Librarian Twilight believes the new unicorn magic school teacher is a pretentious royal jerk. Green Grass thinks the town’s librarian is an interfering, arrogant brat. Can they teach each other differently before somepony gets killed, or worse, married by Georg 103,969 words · 8,969 views · 908 likes · 27 dislikes

Second Featured Stories Box

  • The Monster in the Twilight Twilight Sparkle’s brilliant mind was gone, burned away by her own power when she nearly destroyed Canterlot twelve years ago. Now there is a monster prowling the Everfree. And it is starting to remember what true power felt like. by Georg 96,284 words · 22,685 views · 3,051 likes · 61 dislikes
  • Diamond Tiara Buys a Little Sister Diamond Tiara is off to the Ponyville Hospital to shop for a new little sister, but she should be careful. She may get more than what she expected. by Georg 9,292 words · 9,240 views · 634 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Yes Twilight Sparkle, There Is a Santa Hooves On Hearth’s Warming Eve, Princess Celestia has always spent the night alone in her private study, allowing the castle staff and most of the guards time to spend with their loved ones on this night of friendship and family. Tonight is different by Georg 6,695 words · 4,416 views · 525 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Escort Flight On Hearth’s Warming Eve, Pumpernickel discovers one of the truly unique responsibilities of the Night Guard as he escorts a certain jolly fat reindeer on a whirlwind tour of Equestria. by Georg 3,867 words · 1,546 views · 191 likes · 1 dislikes

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  • Twilight Sparkle vs The Equestrian Library Association To keep her job at the library, Twilight Sparkle must face her greatest challege, one which will push her very sanity to the breaking point. No, not the Cosmic Horror stirring in the dreamvoid between universes, worse: Library Patrons. by Fedora Mask 19,680 words · 5,459 views · 533 likes · 10 dislikes
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Ok, I lied.  There’s no weather in here, but I am hoping the weather is good for Midwest Bronyfest Kansas City next weekend.

This will be my first pony convention, so bear with me.  Admittedly, Kansas City is a long way away from the rest of the pony fan universe, but it’s just two hours up the road from me, so I’m going.  The wife can’t even object because it’s in the same building as the Kansas City Gem and Mineral Show which we go to (and spend money) every year (as well as KC Renfest).

Story plugs and a peek into Trixie And Her Amazing Pet Changeling below

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