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  • T EqD Writers Training Ground for Georg - S5

    A spot for Georg's EqD Writers Training Ground stories, one per week of Season Five  · Georg
    12,328 words · 258 views  ·  43  ·  2
  • T Who Will Guard The Dreamers

    A follower of Princess Luna is driven by her loss to dare the impossible. She will visit the moon in the Dreaming, and bring back the Princess of the Night.  · Georg
    4,771 words · 975 views  ·  133  ·  2
  • E My Brother, The Tooth

    Shining Armor is a tooth. Really. Princess Luna says so.  · Georg
    1,224 words · 5,494 views  ·  908  ·  16
  • T The Traveling Tutor and the Royal Exam

    A simple test with an unexpected result sends Princess Twilight Sparkle’s life in an unexpected direction, accelerating a high-speed collision course with the young magic tutor she met and fell in love with just over a year ago.  · Georg
    144,176 words · 1,643 views  ·  299  ·  21 · sex
  • T Changelings, Love and Lollipops

    When the Royal Wedding scatters defeated changelings all over Equestria, a member of the hive winds up being captured in Ponyville, tied up, stunned, shot by a cannon, and held against his will. The truly frightening part is he’s starting to l  · Georg
    72,050 words · 4,492 views  ·  795  ·  29 · sex
  • E The Night Guard - Night Mares

    For centuries, the stallions of the Royal Guard have protected Equestria from every danger imaginable. Now they face a new threat to their position that will not be so easy to defeat. Mares.  · Georg
    45,951 words · 2,524 views  ·  446  ·  16
  • T Trixie and Twilight, Sitting in a Tree

    A collection of short humorous stories about Trixie living in Twilight Sparkle’s library. Caution: Contains nuts. Mostly Trixie. And moochers. Also Trixie. And naughty times. Not with Trixie. Sorry about that.  · Georg
    2,728 words · 777 views  ·  82  ·  9
  • T Flash Sunset

    Sunset Shimmer’s return to Equestria goes somewhat worse than she expected as she is chased by the Royal Guard and winds up injured in the Everfree Forest. Fortunately she recognizes the guard. Unfortunately it’s Flash Sentry.  · Georg
    22,560 words · 1,553 views  ·  174  ·  12
  • T Journeys

    A series of short experimental stories by Georg covering the process of getting from here to there, and what might be found along the way.  · Georg
    2,044 words · 262 views  ·  23  ·  2
  • E Seeds of Future Past

    Before Equestria. Before the Elements of Harmony. Before Celestia and Luna. Before Discord. There was a seed.  · Georg
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  • On a Cross and Arrow Twilight and her five friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one tha by Conner Cogwork 86,362 words · 46,580 views · 3,793 likes · 77 dislikes
  • Whom the Princesses Would Destroy... Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard. by GhostOfHeraclitus 19,758 words · 26,950 views · 2,237 likes · 31 dislikes
  • The Magician and the Detective Has Holmes met his match, in either sense, in the travelling showpony Trixie? by Bad Horse 14,788 words · 5,996 views · 332 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Past Sins Can Nightmare Moon, reborn without her hate, ever escape her past? by Pen Stroke 203,015 words · 112,224 views · 9,298 likes · 328 dislikes
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#85 · 6d, 14h ago · 1 · ·

I know this is late ^^ But thank you so much for watching me, i'm glad you enjoy my stories and hope you continue to!-FE:heart:

#84 · 2w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

Need more.

Royal Exam.

It's so good. It's so, so good...

#83 · 2w, 1d ago · · ·

This is exactly what I thought of when I saw your username:

#82 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·



bleats and tips over like Fluttergoat

(Thank you for the Watch. This is probably my highlight of this week. :pinkiehappy: )

#81 · 11w, 2d ago · · ·

So, a friend and I were watching Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, and when we got to the "Every Sperm is Sacred" part, I couldn't help but think of Cadence from the Traveling Tutor series. With how badly she wants kids, can't you just see her as that mom?

"Alright, everypony, it's time for dinner! Evening, Sunlight, Breeze, Ruby, Pumpkin, Gazer, Bud, Flame, Starshine, Moonbeam, and Shot, go to the bathroom and wash your hooves! Racer, Easy, Diamond, Lulu, Dusk, Wave, help Rhubarb, Planter, Glider, Dorry, Greeny, Glow, Putter, Cupcake, Reeds, Twinkle, and Sunset set the table! Red, get Mighty, Buck, Tapper, Lucky, Gala, and Racer to help you get Little Twilight, Little Shining, Little Spike, Little Tia, and Little Twilight Two into their high chairs!"

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Featured Stories

  • Concept Art - Captured in Stone Princess Celestia hires a sculptor to create a work of art featuring the Elements of Harmony. But how can a pony with no knowledge of friendship capture their true natures? by Georg 11,132 words · 2,054 views · 122 likes · 3 dislikes
  • A War of Words - The Opening of the Guard Diplomacy, gender and sisterhood in conflict, as reflected in memo form by Georg 3,691 words · 8,717 views · 868 likes · 9 dislikes
  • In Celestia We Trust, All Others Pay Cash Ice Cream, so sweet, so delicious. Who would have thought a simple ice cream cone would have the power to nearly topple the financial basis of Equestria? by Georg 2,798 words · 12,323 views · 1,424 likes · 18 dislikes
  • To Sleep, Perchance to Dream In the highest spire of the highest tower in Canterlot, Princess Luna dreamed of nightmares.... by Georg 20,777 words · 3,183 views · 280 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Traveling Tutor and the Librarian Twilight believes the new unicorn magic school teacher is a pretentious royal jerk. Green Grass thinks the town’s librarian is an interfering, arrogant brat. Can they teach each other differently before somepony gets killed, or worse, married by Georg 103,969 words · 6,830 views · 749 likes · 21 dislikes

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  • The Monster in the Twilight Twilight Sparkle’s brilliant mind was gone, burned away by her own power when she nearly destroyed Canterlot twelve years ago. Now there is a monster prowling the Everfree. And it is starting to remember what true power felt like. by Georg 96,284 words · 18,365 views · 2,649 likes · 50 dislikes
  • Diamond Tiara Buys a Little Sister Diamond Tiara is off to the Ponyville Hospital to shop for a new little sister, but she should be careful. She may get more than what she expected. by Georg 9,292 words · 8,334 views · 574 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Yes Twilight Sparkle, There Is a Santa Hooves On Hearth’s Warming Eve, Princess Celestia has always spent the night alone in her private study, allowing the castle staff and most of the guards time to spend with their loved ones on this night of friendship and family. Tonight is different by Georg 6,695 words · 3,719 views · 476 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Escort Flight On Hearth’s Warming Eve, Pumpernickel discovers one of the truly unique responsibilities of the Night Guard as he escorts a certain jolly fat reindeer on a whirlwind tour of Equestria. by Georg 3,867 words · 1,160 views · 147 likes · 1 dislikes

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I’m done with the last three chapters in the Lessons in Flight arc and have started writing on the Mirror ~ rorriM arc (despite obvious problems with the 'mirrored text' web tools).  I think I’ve gotten Lessons beaten down to a few typos, so I’m going to go ahead and start posting it tomorrow morning, which will be Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.  Also, I'm trying out the 'tags' feature of Fimfiction, and probably goofing it up.  Bear with me.

The Writeoff.me short story contest will start up this weekend, so that will chew up my time more than our cherry tree (It’s picking time, and no you can’t have any unless you come over and help pick).

A few of my favorites have updated, like Quizzical Greystone and the Basements of Doom, in which the little ponies of Ponyville get to experience excitement, thrills, and other such things that make poor Quiz ill.  Also Project Sunflower - Harmony the well worth it sequel to Project: Sunflower.  And, of course, CommanderX5’s Nightmare Moon’s Tiny Adversary which I’ve been trying to help edit whenever I have time.  (Seriously, editing seems harder than writing)

Below the break, get a sneak peek at what Monster and her little friends have been up to.

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