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  • T Trixie And Her Amazing Pet Changeling

    A lost and starving changeling encounters a broke and desperate Trixie. It works out better than expected.  · Georg
    19,387 words · 2,278 views  ·  539  ·  6
  • T Thou Shalt Not Eat Of The Tree

    In the Garden of Eden, Adam and Pony discuss life, truth, and ear scratches.  · Georg
    2,451 words · 842 views  ·  143  ·  4
  • T There Goes The Neighborhood

    At one time, Mount Olympus was the home of the Greek gods. Then they let the first pony in. There goes the neighborhood  · Georg
    23,993 words · 3,612 views  ·  687  ·  17 · sex
  • T The Adultery of Princess Twilight Sparkle

    Tensions between the Royal Sisters flare when Princess Luna is caught teaching the innocent young Princess Twilight Sparkle the pleasures of adultery.  · Georg
    5,045 words · 3,214 views  ·  426  ·  37 · sex
  • T Written Off

    Georg's entries in the Writeoff.me contests and the stories behind the stories  · Georg
    25,986 words · 367 views  ·  43  ·  2
  • T Buggy and the Beast

    When a critically injured changeling is discovered by the ugliest and most disagreeable unicorn stallion in Baltimare, her only hope for survival is to somehow help them both to feel love again.  · Georg
    82,836 words · 3,750 views  ·  815  ·  21 · sex
  • E Trixie's Fire in the Blood

    The Great and Powerful Trixie returns home in defeat. Can Grand-Père Presto’s magic gumbo give her the confidence to be great and powerful again?  · Georg
    10,552 words · 1,921 views  ·  183  ·  3
  • T Seven Brides for Seven Changelings

    Chrysalis sends seven changelings to Ponyville in a clever attempt to break up the Elements of Harmony. Things do not go according to plan for either the changelings or the ponies.  · Georg
    5,976 words · 9,757 views  ·  1,554  ·  37 · sex
  • E Hearth Warming's Trappings

    As a rebellious teenager, Twilight Sparkle set a trap for Santa Hooves in order to prove he did not exist. She failed spectacularly.  · Georg
    5,924 words · 2,805 views  ·  449  ·  11
  • T The Elements of Maternity

    There are many things that true friends should do together in a group. Delivering foals is not one of them.  · Georg
    8,012 words · 8,528 views  ·  828  ·  39 · sex

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  • On a Cross and Arrow Twilight and her five friends are transported across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one they knew. by Conner Cogwork 86,362 words · 51,555 views · 4,075 likes · 88 dislikes
  • Whom the Princesses Would Destroy... Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard. by GhostOfHeraclitus 19,758 words · 32,749 views · 2,534 likes · 35 dislikes
  • The Magician and the Detective Has Holmes met his match, in either sense, in the travelling showpony Trixie? by Bad Horse 14,788 words · 6,670 views · 364 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Past Sins Can Nightmare Moon, reborn without her hate, ever escape her past? by Pen Stroke 203,015 words · 133,138 views · 10,573 likes · 363 dislikes
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#128 · 6d, 6h ago · · ·

You followed me? I'm honored. Truly honored.

#127 · 4w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

>>2280199 Heh.  Yes, I'm considering it.  I should mark that sucker Hiatus or something.  I'm flooded right now with finishing Child of Nightmares and Everfree before the end of October, and the sequel to The One Who Got Away at about the same time.  I may find time to pop up a chapter or two on it, but not right now.  Thanks for the attention.  I have more Trixie and Twilight (not together, unfortunately) in my list for your enjoyment while waiting.

#126 · 4w, 5d ago · · ·

Hello Georg,

I'm doing the sad work of clearing out my Out of Print bookshelf - those unfinished stories that haven't been touched in over a year, and while many of the authors of these almost-stories have been MIA for half a year if not longer, I ran across one of your stories...  and you're still here!

So, is there any  chance on continuing this Twixie? story anytime in the future, or should I just chalk this one up to thought-it-was-a-good-idea-at-the-time? I know that you're probably busy with other works, but I really would hate to see that story go into the winds with out being told.



#125 · 7w, 13h ago · · ·

Thanks for the fave on Pas de Deux. Glad you liked it! :yay:

#124 · 8w, 4d ago · · ·

...how the fux do I pronounce your username?

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  • Concept Art - Captured in Stone Princess Celestia hires a sculptor to create a work of art featuring the Elements of Harmony. But how can a pony with no knowledge of friendship capture their true natures? by Georg 11,132 words · 2,560 views · 142 likes · 3 dislikes
  • A War of Words - The Opening of the Guard Diplomacy, gender and sisterhood in conflict, as reflected in memo form by Georg 3,691 words · 10,350 views · 955 likes · 12 dislikes
  • In Celestia We Trust, All Others Pay Cash Ice Cream, so sweet, so delicious. Who would have thought a simple ice cream cone would have the power to nearly topple the financial basis of Equestria? by Georg 2,798 words · 14,790 views · 1,619 likes · 21 dislikes
  • To Sleep, Perchance to Dream In the highest spire of the highest tower in Canterlot, Princess Luna dreamed of nightmares.... by Georg 20,777 words · 4,096 views · 344 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Traveling Tutor and the Librarian Twilight believes the new unicorn magic school teacher is a pretentious royal jerk. Green Grass thinks the town’s librarian is an interfering, arrogant brat. Can they teach each other differently before somepony gets killed, or worse, married by Georg 103,969 words · 9,424 views · 928 likes · 28 dislikes

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  • The Monster in the Twilight Twilight Sparkle’s brilliant mind was gone, burned away by her own power when she nearly destroyed Canterlot twelve years ago. Now there is a monster prowling the Everfree. And it is starting to remember what true power felt like. by Georg 96,284 words · 24,129 views · 3,138 likes · 61 dislikes
  • Diamond Tiara Buys a Little Sister Diamond Tiara is off to the Ponyville Hospital to shop for a new little sister, but she should be careful. She may get more than what she expected. by Georg 9,292 words · 9,467 views · 647 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Yes Twilight Sparkle, There Is a Santa Hooves On Hearth’s Warming Eve, Princess Celestia has always spent the night alone in her private study, allowing the castle staff and most of the guards time to spend with their loved ones on this night of friendship and family. Tonight is different by Georg 6,695 words · 4,596 views · 530 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Escort Flight On Hearth’s Warming Eve, Pumpernickel discovers one of the truly unique responsibilities of the Night Guard as he escorts a certain jolly fat reindeer on a whirlwind tour of Equestria. by Georg 3,867 words · 1,625 views · 200 likes · 1 dislikes

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Just a quick note to the editing bunch.  How Many Princesses Does It Take is now 'finished' and ready for final editing (the link to the Google Doc is in the editing index).  

This will be a very short one-shot, joke fic much shorter but not as funny as How Many Princesses Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb by Ponlver.   I'd like to release this in early October or when I hit 2k followers, whichever comes first.