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  • E My Brother, The Tooth

    Shining Armor is a tooth. Really. Princess Luna says so.  · Georg
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  • T The Traveling Tutor and the Royal Exam

    A simple test with an unexpected result sends Princess Twilight Sparkle’s life in an unexpected direction, accelerating a high-speed collision course with the young magic tutor she met and fell in love with just over a year ago.  · Georg
    129,539 words · 1,439 views  ·  275  ·  19 · sex
  • T Changelings, Love and Lollipops

    When the Royal Wedding scatters defeated changelings all over Equestria, a member of the hive winds up being captured in Ponyville, tied up, stunned, shot by a cannon, and held against his will. The truly frightening part is he’s starting to l  · Georg
    54,870 words · 3,415 views  ·  596  ·  20 · sex
  • E The Night Guard - Night Mares

    For centuries, the stallions of the Royal Guard have protected Equestria from every danger imaginable. Now they face a new threat to their position that will not be so easy to defeat. Mares.  · Georg
    45,951 words · 2,295 views  ·  421  ·  17
  • T Trixie and Twilight, Sitting in a Tree

    A collection of short humorous stories about Trixie living in Twilight Sparkle’s library. Caution: Contains nuts. Mostly Trixie. And moochers. Also Trixie. And naughty times. Not with Trixie. Sorry about that.  · Georg
    2,728 words · 713 views  ·  82  ·  8
  • T Flash Sunset

    Sunset Shimmer’s return to Equestria goes somewhat worse than she expected as she is chased by the Royal Guard and winds up injured in the Everfree Forest. Fortunately she recognizes the guard. Unfortunately it’s Flash Sentry.  · Georg
    22,560 words · 1,412 views  ·  164  ·  12
  • T Journeys

    A series of short experimental stories by Georg covering the process of getting from here to there, and what might be found along the way.  · Georg
    2,044 words · 224 views  ·  21  ·  2
  • E Seeds of Future Past

    Before Equestria. Before the Elements of Harmony. Before Celestia and Luna. Before Discord. There was a seed.  · Georg
    3,698 words · 583 views  ·  75  ·  2
  • E The Young Filly and the Sea

    Once upon a time, there was a very young filly named Twilight Sparkle who went to the beach and met a very young colt named Rex. They played in the sand, looking for sea shells. And found something neither of them expected.  · Georg
    5,443 words · 1,044 views  ·  168  ·  7
  • E Diamond Tiara Buys a Little Sister

    Diamond Tiara is off to the Ponyville Hospital to shop for a new little sister, but she should be careful. She may get more than what she expected.  · Georg
    9,292 words · 8,133 views  ·  560  ·  6

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  • On a Cross and Arrow Twilight and her five friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one tha by Conner Cogwork 86,362 words · 45,496 views · 4,046 likes · 82 dislikes
  • Whom the Princesses Would Destroy... Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard. by GhostOfHeraclitus 19,758 words · 25,898 views · 2,186 likes · 29 dislikes
  • The Magician and the Detective Has Holmes met his match, in either sense, in the travelling showpony Trixie? by Bad Horse 14,788 words · 5,848 views · 329 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Past Sins Can Nightmare Moon, reborn without her hate, ever escape her past? by Pen Stroke 203,015 words · 107,277 views · 9,040 likes · 323 dislikes
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#81 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·

So, a friend and I were watching Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, and when we got to the "Every Sperm is Sacred" part, I couldn't help but think of Cadence from the Traveling Tutor series. With how badly she wants kids, can't you just see her as that mom?

"Alright, everypony, it's time for dinner! Evening, Sunlight, Breeze, Ruby, Pumpkin, Gazer, Bud, Flame, Starshine, Moonbeam, and Shot, go to the bathroom and wash your hooves! Racer, Easy, Diamond, Lulu, Dusk, Wave, help Rhubarb, Planter, Glider, Dorry, Greeny, Glow, Putter, Cupcake, Reeds, Twinkle, and Sunset set the table! Red, get Mighty, Buck, Tapper, Lucky, Gala, and Racer to help you get Little Twilight, Little Shining, Little Spike, Little Tia, and Little Twilight Two into their high chairs!"

#80 · 7w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

Just wanted to thank you, Georg, for writing Little Princess Monster!  It was super amusing, and inspired me to write Empty Pages.

#79 · 10w, 15h ago · · ·

Reading The Travelling Tutor & The Librarian   It's great.   One nit to pick.  If Green Grass was at the same school as Twilight, surely he MUST have heard of Twilight's Dragon.  In fact, I'd make a small bet that the story was all over Canterlot.

I could believe that he would forget about Spike in the stress of the moment, but surely he would have remembered afterwards? (& felt even stupider -if possible)

Comment posted by glory deleted at 10:23pm on the 22nd of January, 2015
#77 · 14w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

>>1603741 The Traveling Tutor and the Royal Exam is twenty plus chapters into the process so yes :)

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  • Concept Art - Captured in Stone Princess Celestia hires a sculptor to create a work of art featuring the Elements of Harmony. But how can a pony with no knowledge of friendship capture their true natures? by Georg 11,132 words · 1,958 views · 118 likes · 3 dislikes
  • A War of Words - The Opening of the Guard Diplomacy, gender and sisterhood in conflict, as reflected in memo form by Georg 3,691 words · 8,045 views · 821 likes · 8 dislikes
  • In Celestia We Trust, All Others Pay Cash Ice Cream, so sweet, so delicious. Who would have thought a simple ice cream cone would have the power to nearly topple the financial basis of Equestria? by Georg 2,798 words · 11,989 views · 1,390 likes · 18 dislikes
  • To Sleep, Perchance to Dream In the highest spire of the highest tower in Canterlot, Princess Luna dreamed of nightmares.... by Georg 20,777 words · 2,999 views · 260 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Traveling Tutor and the Librarian Twilight believes the new unicorn magic school teacher is a pretentious royal jerk. Green Grass thinks the town’s librarian is an interfering, arrogant brat. Can they teach each other differently before somepony gets killed, or worse, married by Georg 103,969 words · 6,393 views · 720 likes · 21 dislikes

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  • The Monster in the Twilight Twilight Sparkle’s brilliant mind was gone, burned away by her own power when she nearly destroyed Canterlot twelve years ago. Now there is a monster prowling the Everfree. And it is starting to remember what true power felt like. by Georg 96,284 words · 17,486 views · 2,578 likes · 50 dislikes
  • Diamond Tiara Buys a Little Sister Diamond Tiara is off to the Ponyville Hospital to shop for a new little sister, but she should be careful. She may get more than what she expected. by Georg 9,292 words · 8,133 views · 560 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Yes Twilight Sparkle, There Is a Santa Hooves On Hearth’s Warming Eve, Princess Celestia has always spent the night alone in her private study, allowing the castle staff and most of the guards time to spend with their loved ones on this night of friendship and family. Tonight is different by Georg 6,695 words · 3,572 views · 469 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Escort Flight On Hearth’s Warming Eve, Pumpernickel discovers one of the truly unique responsibilities of the Night Guard as he escorts a certain jolly fat reindeer on a whirlwind tour of Equestria. by Georg 3,867 words · 1,094 views · 142 likes · 1 dislikes

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Good news: I managed to get a chapter of a story published every single weekday in March, as promised.

Better news: I have an April Fools story completed and ready to publish.

Even Better News:  It's good.  It's short.  It's punny.

Be on the lookout for, My Brother, The Tooth.  Coming soon to a computer sceen near you.

I still have ten chapters of The Traveling Tutor and the Royal Exam cached, so I can keep this up for most of April, even if I'm slow writing.  In the meanwhile, I've got a couple of suggestions:

(*) The Tempest by Carabas  A1+ Quality Discord.  Two words: Dreadnought Krakens.  Also read the prequil.

The Importance of Proper Diplomacy When Engaging Rival Governments For The Purposes Of An Official Treaty - Very touching.

Walkies - The story of a pony and his dog.  Well, a mare who thinks she's a dog.  Hey! Don't go there.  Touching and G rated.

The Very Important Princess Cadance Origin Story by mylittleeconomy.  If you've read his stuff before, no explanation is needed.  If not, read it, and the explanation becomes self-evident.  Bring your own #2 pencil.

Naked Lunch by Estee.  Do you know what Canterlot really needs to make the city complete? A big, bright, well-lit butcher shop.  (I'm trying to beg Estee to borrow Sizzler for a chapter in the Traveling Tutor and the Royal Exam.  You'll know it when you see it.)

Appletheosis Ponies deal with the devil.  He's outmatched.