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  • T Trixie And Her Amazing Pet Changeling

    A lost and starving changeling encounters a broke and desperate Trixie. It works out better than expected.  · Georg
    19,387 words · 1,843 views  ·  470  ·  6
  • T Thou Shalt Not Eat Of The Tree

    In the Garden of Eden, Adam and Pony discuss life, truth, and ear scratches.  · Georg
    2,451 words · 795 views  ·  136  ·  4
  • T There Goes The Neighborhood

    At one time, Mount Olympus was the home of the Greek gods. Then they let the first pony in. There goes the neighborhood  · Georg
    23,993 words · 3,481 views  ·  671  ·  17 · sex
  • T The Adultery of Princess Twilight Sparkle

    Tensions between the Royal Sisters flare when Princess Luna is caught teaching the innocent young Princess Twilight Sparkle the pleasures of adultery.  · Georg
    5,045 words · 3,097 views  ·  421  ·  37 · sex
  • T Written Off

    Georg's entries in the Writeoff.me contests and the stories behind the stories  · Georg
    25,986 words · 352 views  ·  43  ·  2
  • T Buggy and the Beast

    When a critically injured changeling is discovered by the ugliest and most disagreeable unicorn stallion in Baltimare, her only hope for survival is to somehow help them both to feel love again.  · Georg
    82,836 words · 3,614 views  ·  799  ·  20 · sex
  • E Trixie's Fire in the Blood

    The Great and Powerful Trixie returns home in defeat. Can Grand-Père Presto’s magic gumbo give her the confidence to be great and powerful again?  · Georg
    10,552 words · 1,856 views  ·  180  ·  3
  • T Seven Brides for Seven Changelings

    Chrysalis sends seven changelings to Ponyville in a clever attempt to break up the Elements of Harmony. Things do not go according to plan for either the changelings or the ponies.  · Georg
    5,976 words · 9,569 views  ·  1,541  ·  37 · sex
  • E Hearth Warming's Trappings

    As a rebellious teenager, Twilight Sparkle set a trap for Santa Hooves in order to prove he did not exist. She failed spectacularly.  · Georg
    5,924 words · 2,746 views  ·  444  ·  11
  • T The Elements of Maternity

    There are many things that true friends should do together in a group. Delivering foals is not one of them.  · Georg
    8,012 words · 8,338 views  ·  821  ·  39 · sex

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  • On a Cross and Arrow Twilight and her five friends are transported across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one they knew. by Conner Cogwork 86,362 words · 51,338 views · 4,063 likes · 87 dislikes
  • Whom the Princesses Would Destroy... Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard. by GhostOfHeraclitus 19,758 words · 32,479 views · 2,522 likes · 34 dislikes
  • The Magician and the Detective Has Holmes met his match, in either sense, in the travelling showpony Trixie? by Bad Horse 14,788 words · 6,641 views · 364 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Past Sins Can Nightmare Moon, reborn without her hate, ever escape her past? by Pen Stroke 203,015 words · 131,676 views · 10,454 likes · 360 dislikes
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#127 · 2d, 6h ago · 1 · ·

>>2280199 Heh.  Yes, I'm considering it.  I should mark that sucker Hiatus or something.  I'm flooded right now with finishing Child of Nightmares and Everfree before the end of October, and the sequel to The One Who Got Away at about the same time.  I may find time to pop up a chapter or two on it, but not right now.  Thanks for the attention.  I have more Trixie and Twilight (not together, unfortunately) in my list for your enjoyment while waiting.

#126 · 2d, 6h ago · · ·

Hello Georg,

I'm doing the sad work of clearing out my Out of Print bookshelf - those unfinished stories that haven't been touched in over a year, and while many of the authors of these almost-stories have been MIA for half a year if not longer, I ran across one of your stories...  and you're still here!

So, is there any  chance on continuing this Twixie? story anytime in the future, or should I just chalk this one up to thought-it-was-a-good-idea-at-the-time? I know that you're probably busy with other works, but I really would hate to see that story go into the winds with out being told.



#125 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fave on Pas de Deux. Glad you liked it! :yay:

#124 · 4w, 1d ago · · ·

...how the fux do I pronounce your username?

#123 · 12w, 2d ago · · ·

It was nice meeting you at the con, sir!

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Featured Stories

  • Concept Art - Captured in Stone Princess Celestia hires a sculptor to create a work of art featuring the Elements of Harmony. But how can a pony with no knowledge of friendship capture their true natures? by Georg 11,132 words · 2,540 views · 142 likes · 3 dislikes
  • A War of Words - The Opening of the Guard Diplomacy, gender and sisterhood in conflict, as reflected in memo form by Georg 3,691 words · 10,285 views · 952 likes · 12 dislikes
  • In Celestia We Trust, All Others Pay Cash Ice Cream, so sweet, so delicious. Who would have thought a simple ice cream cone would have the power to nearly topple the financial basis of Equestria? by Georg 2,798 words · 14,693 views · 1,610 likes · 20 dislikes
  • To Sleep, Perchance to Dream In the highest spire of the highest tower in Canterlot, Princess Luna dreamed of nightmares.... by Georg 20,777 words · 4,054 views · 342 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Traveling Tutor and the Librarian Twilight believes the new unicorn magic school teacher is a pretentious royal jerk. Green Grass thinks the town’s librarian is an interfering, arrogant brat. Can they teach each other differently before somepony gets killed, or worse, married by Georg 103,969 words · 9,329 views · 918 likes · 29 dislikes

Second Featured Stories Box

  • The Monster in the Twilight Twilight Sparkle’s brilliant mind was gone, burned away by her own power when she nearly destroyed Canterlot twelve years ago. Now there is a monster prowling the Everfree. And it is starting to remember what true power felt like. by Georg 96,284 words · 23,861 views · 3,124 likes · 61 dislikes
  • Diamond Tiara Buys a Little Sister Diamond Tiara is off to the Ponyville Hospital to shop for a new little sister, but she should be careful. She may get more than what she expected. by Georg 9,292 words · 9,429 views · 644 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Yes Twilight Sparkle, There Is a Santa Hooves On Hearth’s Warming Eve, Princess Celestia has always spent the night alone in her private study, allowing the castle staff and most of the guards time to spend with their loved ones on this night of friendship and family. Tonight is different by Georg 6,695 words · 4,553 views · 528 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Escort Flight On Hearth’s Warming Eve, Pumpernickel discovers one of the truly unique responsibilities of the Night Guard as he escorts a certain jolly fat reindeer on a whirlwind tour of Equestria. by Georg 3,867 words · 1,611 views · 199 likes · 1 dislikes

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  • Life is a Lemon Lemon Dreams is a pony who thinks she is a lemon by Blueshift 17,171 words · 6,615 views · 858 likes · 19 dislikes
  • The Keepers of Discord Being a statue can drive you mad, yes? by Hoopy McGee 11,445 words · 36,924 views · 4,983 likes · 71 dislikes
  • A Hard Bargain Lunaverse. Ditzy is approached by some ponies from Manehatten with an offer they doubt she'll refuse by Zap Apple Smash 21,174 words · 3,538 views · 233 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Twilight Sparkle vs The Equestrian Library Association To keep her job at the library, Twilight Sparkle must face her greatest challege, one which will push her very sanity to the breaking point. No, not the Cosmic Horror stirring in the dreamvoid between universes, worse: Library Patrons. by Fedora Mask 19,680 words · 5,544 views · 536 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Project: Sunflower As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation. by Hoopy McGee 242,202 words · 30,328 views · 4,100 likes · 66 dislikes

Tuesday, and time for Georg to plug some of his favorite stories and point to some recent ones which need a little loving.

First, the new My Fluttering Heart by Titanium Dragon, in which a young Flurry Heart wonders why her none of her siblings are alicorns too.  Falls close enough to my story Shining Armor and Son that I thought you guys (twisted humors and all) would enjoy it too.

Then two established romances, Lovey Dovey and the business Pony and Lovey Dovey and the Uncertain Stallion (uncomplete), both of which are delightful forays into the silly and heart-filled world of Equestria’s greatest matchmaker and the most difficult match she is tasked to find.

Then an underappreciated short story brought to my attention by Seattles Angels,  One Night In A Storm where a pony and a gryphon are trapped in a cave during a fierce storm and leave changed in a way neither expected.

And an oldie but a goodie that I’ve always appreciated, Erase and Rewind about an odd orphan who can not find a family and the odder pony who is determined to adopt her, regardless of the risk.


"They didn't even tell me your name," he said. "That's why I'm here. To talk with you. I wanted to hear it from you."

She glanced at the door, then back at him. "If you adopt me, you'll die."

"Why? Are you a serial killer or something?"

"No. Probably. But I've been in and out of this place eight times so far." She leaned closer and whispered. "They always die, and it's never my fault.”

He frowned at her. "Who's fault is it, then?"

She shrugged. "Nopony's fault. It just happens."