As the worst possible sin against nature is the Pun, and some of the people who follow me are twisted aberations against nature (some?), I thought it only fair to wonder out loud:
What is the worst possible MLP-FIM Pun you can think of for a story description and title?
Description: The Pie family rock farm is in trouble and only Pinkie Pie and the Elemnts of Harmony can save it from being taken over by a big conglomarate farm, but will they be able to find the traitor in her own family before it is too late?
Title: Game of Stones
Go nuts in the comments. Stay germane, but try to keep it PG rated at wurst.