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  • E The One Who Got Away

    Equestria’s newest baron has just discovered that his new barony is entirely underwater, his new castle is a broken-down old riverboat, and his new subjects are… seaponies. Welcome to the Barony of Fen.  · Georg
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  • T EqD Writers Training Ground for Georg - S5

    A spot for Georg's EqD Writers Training Ground stories, one per week of Season Five  · Georg
    12,328 words · 377 views  ·  50  ·  2
  • T Who Will Guard The Dreamers

    A follower of Princess Luna is driven by her loss to dare the impossible. She will visit the moon in the Dreaming, and bring back the Princess of the Night.  · Georg
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  • E My Brother, The Tooth

    Shining Armor is a tooth. Really. Princess Luna says so.  · Georg
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  • T The Traveling Tutor and the Royal Exam

    A simple test with an unexpected result sends Princess Twilight Sparkle’s life in an unexpected direction, accelerating a high-speed collision course with the young magic tutor she met and fell in love with just over a year ago.  · Georg
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  • T Changelings, Love and Lollipops

    When the Royal Wedding scatters defeated changelings all over Equestria, a member of the hive winds up being captured in Ponyville, tied up, stunned, shot by a cannon, and held against his will. The truly frightening part is he’s starting to l  · Georg
    72,050 words · 5,118 views  ·  868  ·  29 · sex
  • E The Night Guard - Night Mares

    For centuries, the stallions of the Royal Guard have protected Equestria from every danger imaginable. Now they face a new threat to their position that will not be so easy to defeat. Mares.  · Georg
    45,951 words · 2,792 views  ·  467  ·  16
  • T Trixie and Twilight, Sitting in a Tree

    A collection of short humorous stories about Trixie living in Twilight Sparkle’s library. Caution: Contains nuts. Mostly Trixie. And moochers. Also Trixie. And naughty times. Not with Trixie. Sorry about that.  · Georg
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  • T Flash Sunset

    Sunset Shimmer’s return to Equestria goes somewhat worse than she expected as she is chased by the Royal Guard and winds up injured in the Everfree Forest. Fortunately she recognizes the guard. Unfortunately it’s Flash Sentry.  · Georg
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  • T Journeys

    A series of short experimental stories by Georg covering the process of getting from here to there, and what might be found along the way.  · Georg
    2,044 words · 298 views  ·  24  ·  2

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  • On a Cross and Arrow Twilight and her five friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one tha by Conner Cogwork 86,362 words · 47,880 views · 3,860 likes · 80 dislikes
  • Whom the Princesses Would Destroy... Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard. by GhostOfHeraclitus 19,758 words · 28,341 views · 2,310 likes · 33 dislikes
  • The Magician and the Detective Has Holmes met his match, in either sense, in the travelling showpony Trixie? by Bad Horse 14,788 words · 6,240 views · 345 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Past Sins Can Nightmare Moon, reborn without her hate, ever escape her past? by Pen Stroke 203,015 words · 117,825 views · 9,590 likes · 335 dislikes
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#99 · 5d, 7h ago · · ·


PRINCESS LUNA: Sweet Celestia! The bards have tracked us down. We're in real trouble now.

PRINCESS CELESTIA: By the power of the sun, let's get out of here before they start singing.

PRINCESS LUNA: Yes, let us make haste. If I have to sit through another Friendship Games song I'm going to take geld their prairie oysters and make pidan the hard way.

#98 · 5d, 9h ago · · ·

OMG, I found you!

#97 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1985691 wow. No that would be surprising for anyone. Did it happen overnight or over time?

#96 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1985691 That link.....*seizure*

On the other hand, when I think of 'George', I think of a less than intelligent monkey, and there's also that character from the children's book, so maybe you're better off being 'Georg'. ;)

#95 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1985597 It has a nice history.

>>1974103 That was the "This is not Published yet" tag, since I had the whole story laid out before hitting publish on the first chapter.  I *still* wound up going back into each chapter and making edits during the week it took to publish them all, but it was *far* better than trying to publish a chapter whenever I got done with it.  That would have taken six months.

>>1963019 Sometimes, it is a constant source of wonder that people read so much of my stuff, although people slow down at car wrecks to watch the carnage I suppose.  Monster in the Twilight shocked me.  I went from maybe a hundred people reading my stuff to *thousands* and it made me a little nervous.

>>1944755 Hey, you're darned good and worth following.

>>1941257 Hm. I could go on for pages on this, but the key word is 'Why?'  

Answer: I had grown tired of the "Hi, I love you, let's bang" fics and wanted to take a shot at shipping a main character in as realistic way as possible.  I set a time period of just over two months, took a character with several characteristics that matched Twilight, and proceeded to write in a stream without really planning on what was going to happen.  Instead, I just let it happen up until the end scene, which I already had sketched out before even starting.  Green Grass was a name that popped up out of sheer frustration when I was trying to come up with the most generic, plain, and ordinary name I could think of.  "Plain as Green Grass" in the middle of a proud unicorn family as an earth pony? I'll attribute that to a burst of genius.

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  • Concept Art - Captured in Stone Princess Celestia hires a sculptor to create a work of art featuring the Elements of Harmony. But how can a pony with no knowledge of friendship capture their true natures? by Georg 11,132 words · 2,195 views · 123 likes · 3 dislikes
  • A War of Words - The Opening of the Guard Diplomacy, gender and sisterhood in conflict, as reflected in memo form by Georg 3,691 words · 9,180 views · 900 likes · 10 dislikes
  • In Celestia We Trust, All Others Pay Cash Ice Cream, so sweet, so delicious. Who would have thought a simple ice cream cone would have the power to nearly topple the financial basis of Equestria? by Georg 2,798 words · 13,019 views · 1,484 likes · 18 dislikes
  • To Sleep, Perchance to Dream In the highest spire of the highest tower in Canterlot, Princess Luna dreamed of nightmares.... by Georg 20,777 words · 3,424 views · 291 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Traveling Tutor and the Librarian Twilight believes the new unicorn magic school teacher is a pretentious royal jerk. Green Grass thinks the town’s librarian is an interfering, arrogant brat. Can they teach each other differently before somepony gets killed, or worse, married by Georg 103,969 words · 7,384 views · 787 likes · 21 dislikes

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  • The Monster in the Twilight Twilight Sparkle’s brilliant mind was gone, burned away by her own power when she nearly destroyed Canterlot twelve years ago. Now there is a monster prowling the Everfree. And it is starting to remember what true power felt like. by Georg 96,284 words · 19,886 views · 2,796 likes · 52 dislikes
  • Diamond Tiara Buys a Little Sister Diamond Tiara is off to the Ponyville Hospital to shop for a new little sister, but she should be careful. She may get more than what she expected. by Georg 9,292 words · 8,650 views · 598 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Yes Twilight Sparkle, There Is a Santa Hooves On Hearth’s Warming Eve, Princess Celestia has always spent the night alone in her private study, allowing the castle staff and most of the guards time to spend with their loved ones on this night of friendship and family. Tonight is different by Georg 6,695 words · 3,875 views · 483 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Escort Flight On Hearth’s Warming Eve, Pumpernickel discovers one of the truly unique responsibilities of the Night Guard as he escorts a certain jolly fat reindeer on a whirlwind tour of Equestria. by Georg 3,867 words · 1,233 views · 152 likes · 1 dislikes

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First, I'd like to thank Chris and his site, One Man's Pony Ramblings for a nice review of The One Who Got Away.  I like to think it's one of my better stories to date, even if you don't adore cute little unicorn-seapony fillies with big eyes.  There will eventually be a Huck Fin/Tom Sawyer type sequel which will feature a young colt named Turpentine, who runs away from his foster home on a raft and floats down the river to Baltimare, where he will seek his fortune as a painter.  Unless, of course, he gets sidetracked.

Also I would like to spotlight a terrible/wonderful bit called Unlikely Fandom Crossovers, which Chris also featured in which two fan classics are mashed together to form a completely different and weird story.  Example (one of mine):

Project: Sunflower's Dressing Room

An interview with a young woman who has been turned into a teenaged unicorn to play Twilight Sparkle in a children's television program.

The Originals (From Benman):

Unlikely Crossovers

Unlikelier Crossovers

Unlikely Crossovers with a Vengeance

Unlikely Crossovers - Royal Canterlot Library Edition

Since I haven't posted much over the last two weeks, I'm including a sneak peek at Buggy and the Beast after the break.  Read and enjoy!

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