Bad Horse

Joined April 2012
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Favourite sweet

  • The King of Carrot Flowers The so-called Slender Pony exists in the minds of most as a murderous beast. (Fluttershy-centric.) by ShadowBoxingKing 1,890 words · 1,281 views · 109 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Thou Goddess Scansion wakes up to find beautiful poems he doesn't remember writing. Is the lonely goddess of the night reaching out to him in the only way she can, or is he chasing shadows? by horizon 5,172 words · 2,424 views · 422 likes · 12 dislikes
  • A Canterlot Carol Dotted Line discovers the true meaning of Hearthwarming, mostly by accident. by GhostOfHeraclitus 6,464 words · 4,731 views · 642 likes · 6 dislikes
  • The Best Night Ever Grand Galloping Gala meets Groundhog Day time-loop by Capn_Chryssalid 53,935 words · 31,388 views · 3,379 likes · 48 dislikes
  • Princess Celestia Hates Tea Seriously, a lot. by Skywriter 8,536 words · 36,504 views · 3,474 likes · 51 dislikes

Favorite savory

  • Eternal Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt. by device heretic 159,827 words · 23,564 views · 2,329 likes · 56 dislikes
  • Biblical Monsters "Put your boots on," Adams said. "There's a biblical monster in my house." by Horse Voice 10,946 words · 10,982 views · 1,361 likes · 143 dislikes
  • 'Destiny' and Other Lies Told to Foals Twilight wakes in the middle of the night, haunted by a terrifying dream—one that's not so hard to see coming true. by Sunchaser 10,644 words · 3,757 views · 537 likes · 20 dislikes
  • The Arbitrage of Moments When you have so little, and another has so much, it’s easy to justify theft. The more precious the commodity, the easier it is to tell yourself you need it more than they do. And what is more precious than time? by GaPJaxie 12,168 words · 2,086 views · 261 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Kaleidoscope Somepony struggles to remember their childhood. But something's wrong... by TheVulpineHero1 3,085 words · 1,302 views · 189 likes · 3 dislikes

Featured on Equestria Daily

  • Moving On Celestia has taken on a new private student, and Twilight must find something to be other than the Faithful Student. But how? by Bad Horse 9,259 words · 2,838 views · 400 likes · 23 dislikes
  • Sisters Stories about two sisters who are best friends, and rulers of Equestria by Bad Horse 6,514 words · 13,225 views · 1,291 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Mortality Report Celestia writes a report to her queen about what she's learned from living among mortals. by Bad Horse 4,313 words · 17,218 views · 1,473 likes · 27 dislikes
  • Long Distance It's a long way from Canterlot to Ponyville, even for magic. by Bad Horse 3,704 words · 2,412 views · 150 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Saga of Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade, Interior Design Alicorn Should the incredibly powerful new alicorn pursue his destiny as savior of Equestria, or his love of interior design? by Bad Horse 4,940 words · 10,033 views · 804 likes · 34 dislikes

Other stories I'm not entirely ashamed of

  • The Magician and the Detective Has Holmes met his match, in either sense, in the travelling showpony Trixie? by Bad Horse 14,685 words · 5,004 views · 298 likes · 9 dislikes
  • The Twilight Zone 16. Self Image (Twilight, Rarity): Is beauty really only skin deep? by Bad Horse 12,612 words · 3,764 views · 393 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Friends, With Occasional Magic The magic of friendship is showing people the good in themselves. Sometimes, with ponies. by Bad Horse 2,857 words · 680 views · 69 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Fluttershy's Night Out Fluttershy would like to be a tree. But she doesn't want to be an animal. by Bad Horse 7,936 words · 11,279 views · 467 likes · 20 dislikes
  • Twenty Minutes Would you risk your life to save a stranger? What if you could only save her for twenty minutes? by Bad Horse 3,344 words · 2,101 views · 130 likes · 5 dislikes

Index librorum prohibitorum

  • Old friendsPhilomena is reborn after she dies. Ponies are reborn before they die. Kind of. A little. It's hard for a phoenix to understand.1,582 words ·1,100 views ·203 likes ·8 dislikes
  • ἘλπίςEquestria is gone. But Celestia still has work to do. The Road lies ahead of her, and at its end—the most difficult decision of her life. Again. 2nd place in the "History Repeats" write-off.2,566 words ·1,253 views ·163 likes ·13 dislikes
  • KeepersBerry Punch made a mistake, and now she has a problem. A little problem that could grow into a big problem. But as her artist friend Happy shows her, not all mistakes need fixing.1,197 words ·438 views ·83 likes ·2 dislikes
  • Bad Horse's Bedtime Stories for Impressionable Young Colts and FilliesBad Horse retells bedtime stories to teach foals the real facts of life.2,642 words ·1,150 views ·237 likes ·7 dislikes
  • ExperienceCelestia is thousands of years old, and has experienced almost everything the world has to offer. But there's one ordinary thing she's never experienced.1,289 words ·3,993 views ·636 likes ·15 dislikes
  • MomentsPractice makes perfect. And Princess Twilight wants everything to be perfect. Especially the end of the world.8,326 words ·2,388 views ·382 likes ·27 dislikes
  • Happy EndingAfter seeing the destiny of the son he is to have with Rarity, Blueblood tries to change the future for the better.3,827 words ·2,481 views ·221 likes ·21 dislikes
  • All the Pretty Pony Princesses...or, "Magical Mystery Cure" if it had been written by Joss Whedon.1,926 words ·1,040 views ·70 likes ·22 dislikes
  • Alicorn CiderBig Mac is a farmer, always has been a farmer, and always will be a farmer... right?2,256 words ·6,129 views ·312 likes ·21 dislikes
  • Long DistanceIt's a long way from Canterlot to Ponyville, even for magic.3,704 words ·2,412 views ·150 likes ·5 dislikes
  • Moving OnCelestia has taken on a new private student, and Twilight must find something to be other than the Faithful Student. But how?9,259 words ·2,838 views ·400 likes ·23 dislikes
  • The Corpse BrideFluttershy's love has kept Equestria safe from Discord ... till death do them part. But what happens after that?2,764 words ·3,563 views ·212 likes ·13 dislikes
  • TrustCelestia teaches Trixie a lesson about trust.2,353 words ·2,926 views ·192 likes ·13 dislikes
  • Fluttershy's Night OutFluttershy would like to be a tree. But she doesn't want to be an animal.7,936 words ·11,279 views ·467 likes ·20 dislikes
  • Mortality ReportCelestia writes a report to her queen about what she's learned from living among mortals.4,313 words ·17,218 views ·1,473 likes ·27 dislikes

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Somepony asked a while ago for an index to my blog posts. Here it is. I put it on my user page, so you can always find it there. It's mostly in reverse-chronological order, newest first, but I tried to put the best posts in each section first, and to list posts after other posts that they refer back to.

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#1348310 · 3d, 40m ago · · ·


I knew you'd appreciate its awesomeness!

#1347949 · 3d, 4h ago · · ·

>>1347461 That is hilarious and a little creepy.

#1347461 · 3d, 13h ago · · ·

Figured you'd enjoy this:

#1338447 · 1w, 19h ago · · ·

Hey, forgot to say this earlier: awesome to meet you at the con!

I do hope your leg is doing much better...

~Skeeter The Lurker

#1323228 · 1w, 6d ago · · ·

It was great meeting you at the con! I hope your ankle gets better soon.

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