Favourite sweet

  • The King of Carrot Flowers The so-called Slender Pony exists in the minds of most as a murderous beast. (Fluttershy-centric.) by ShadowBoxingKing 1,890 words · 1,562 views · 122 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Thou Goddess Scansion wakes up to find beautiful poems he doesn't remember writing. Is the lonely goddess of the night reaching out to him in the only way she can, or is he chasing shadows? by horizon 5,174 words · 3,139 views · 473 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Whom the Princesses Would Destroy... Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard. by GhostOfHeraclitus 19,758 words · 26,343 views · 2,219 likes · 30 dislikes
  • The Best Night Ever Grand Galloping Gala meets Groundhog Day time-loop by Capn_Chryssalid 53,935 words · 39,624 views · 3,851 likes · 57 dislikes
  • Princess Celestia Hates Tea Seriously, a lot. by Skywriter 8,536 words · 42,544 views · 3,925 likes · 59 dislikes

Favorite savory

  • Eternal Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt. by device heretic 159,827 words · 26,863 views · 2,521 likes · 57 dislikes
  • Biblical Monsters "Put your boots on," Adams said. "There's a biblical monster in my house." by Horse Voice 10,946 words · 12,369 views · 1,490 likes · 149 dislikes
  • 'Destiny' and Other Lies Told to Foals Twilight wakes in the middle of the night, haunted by a terrifying dream—one that's not so hard to see coming true. by Sunchaser 10,644 words · 4,273 views · 559 likes · 20 dislikes
  • The Arbitrage of Moments When you have so little, and another has so much, it’s easy to justify theft. The more precious the commodity, the easier it is to tell yourself you need it more than they do. And what is more precious than time? by GaPJaxie 12,168 words · 2,467 views · 301 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Kaleidoscope Somepony struggles to remember their childhood. But something's wrong... by TheVulpineHero1 3,085 words · 1,547 views · 200 likes · 3 dislikes

Featured on Equestria Daily

  • Moving On Celestia has taken on a new private student, and Twilight must find something to be other than the Faithful Student. But how? by Bad Horse 9,259 words · 3,086 views · 423 likes · 24 dislikes
  • Sisters Stories about two sisters who are best friends, and rulers of Equestria by Bad Horse 6,514 words · 14,092 views · 1,333 likes · 17 dislikes
  • Mortality Report Celestia writes a report to her queen about what she's learned from living among mortals. by Bad Horse 4,322 words · 19,113 views · 1,533 likes · 29 dislikes
  • Long Distance It's a long way from Canterlot to Ponyville, even for magic. by Bad Horse 3,704 words · 2,817 views · 166 likes · 7 dislikes
  • The Saga of Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade, Interior Design Alicorn Should the incredibly powerful new alicorn pursue his destiny as savior of Equestria, or his love of interior design? by Bad Horse 4,940 words · 10,726 views · 833 likes · 34 dislikes

Other stories I'm not entirely ashamed of

  • The Magician and the Detective Has Holmes met his match, in either sense, in the travelling showpony Trixie? by Bad Horse 14,788 words · 5,920 views · 330 likes · 9 dislikes
  • The Twilight Zone 20. It's a trap! And Twilight knows it. But her opponent knows that she knows it. But she knows that Twilight knows that she knows that Twilight knows it. by Bad Horse 15,114 words · 4,833 views · 491 likes · 21 dislikes
  • Friends, With Occasional Magic The magic of friendship is showing people the good in themselves. Sometimes, with ponies. by Bad Horse 2,857 words · 817 views · 78 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Fluttershy's Night Out Fluttershy would like to be a tree. But she doesn't want to be an animal. by Bad Horse 7,920 words · 12,329 views · 516 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Twenty Minutes Would you risk your life to save a stranger? What if you could only save her for twenty minutes? by Bad Horse 3,344 words · 2,952 views · 162 likes · 6 dislikes

Index librorum prohibitorum

  • T The Mailmare

    The Equestrian Postal Carrier's Hoofbook lists three circumstances under which mail service may be suspended. The end of the world is not one of them.  · Bad Horse
    11,959 words · 1,255 views  ·  234  ·  3
  • T Old friends

    Philomena is reborn after she dies. Ponies are reborn before they die. Kind of. A little. It's hard for a phoenix to understand.  · Bad Horse
    1,582 words · 1,840 views  ·  288  ·  9
  • T Ἐλπίς

    Equestria is gone. But Celestia still has work to do. The Road lies ahead of her, and at its end—the most difficult decision of her life. Again. 2nd place in the "History Repeats" write-off.  · Bad Horse
    2,566 words · 1,854 views  ·  228  ·  14 · gore
  • T Keepers

    Berry Punch made a mistake, and now she has a problem. A little problem that could grow into a big problem. But as her artist friend Happy shows her, not all mistakes need fixing.  · Bad Horse
    1,197 words · 701 views  ·  110  ·  3 · sex
  • T Bad Horse's Bedtime Stories for Impressionable Young Colts and Fillies

    Bad Horse retells bedtime stories to teach foals the real facts of life.  · Bad Horse
    6,006 words · 2,238 views  ·  351  ·  7
  • E Experience

    Celestia is thousands of years old, and has experienced almost everything the world has to offer. But there's one ordinary thing she's never experienced.  · Bad Horse
    1,289 words · 4,478 views  ·  680  ·  15
  • T Moments

    Practice makes perfect. And Princess Twilight wants everything to be perfect. Especially the end of the world.  · Bad Horse
    8,269 words · 3,079 views  ·  437  ·  27
  • E Happy Ending

    After seeing the destiny of the son he is to have with Rarity, Blueblood tries to change the future for the better.  · Bad Horse
    3,827 words · 2,987 views  ·  244  ·  22
  • T All the Pretty Pony Princesses

    ...or, "Magical Mystery Cure" if it had been written by Joss Whedon.  · Bad Horse
    1,926 words · 1,429 views  ·  79  ·  24 · sex
  • E Alicorn Cider

    Big Mac is a farmer, always has been a farmer, and always will be a farmer... right?  · Bad Horse
    2,246 words · 7,228 views  ·  357  ·  24
  • E Long Distance

    It's a long way from Canterlot to Ponyville, even for magic.  · Bad Horse
    3,704 words · 2,817 views  ·  166  ·  7
  • E Moving On

    Celestia has taken on a new private student, and Twilight must find something to be other than the Faithful Student. But how?  · Bad Horse
    9,259 words · 3,086 views  ·  423  ·  24
  • E The Corpse Bride

    Fluttershy's love has kept Equestria safe from Discord ... till death do them part. But what happens after that?  · Bad Horse
    2,765 words · 4,482 views  ·  252  ·  16
  • E Trust

    Celestia teaches Trixie a lesson about trust.  · Bad Horse
    1,435 words · 4,139 views  ·  262  ·  15
  • T Fluttershy's Night Out

    Fluttershy would like to be a tree. But she doesn't want to be an animal.  · Bad Horse
    7,920 words · 12,329 views  ·  516  ·  19 · sex

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#254 · 2w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

Thank you for the watch. Now to decide whether to resist the corruption cross-internet eye contact with one such as you invites, or to resist it. :unsuresweetie:

:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

Well, that was fast.

#253 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·

Bad Horse, Bad Horse,

He's just a bad bad horse!

#252 · 4w, 5d ago · 2 · ·

>>1782108 Look at the picture. Applejack's the bad apple here. She's been pushing the stuff ever since the Apples got their first tobacco crop in. It's so profitable, they've already torn out half the orchard for replanting.

I have no idea who left a bag of genetically-engineered, blight-resistant, insect-resistant, drought-resistant, highly-addictive tobacco seeds on their doorstep in the first place. Mighty nice of him, whoever it was.

#251 · 5w, 12h ago · · ·

Like, what the dick, Bad Horse? You are such a bad influence on all the horses :V I wonder how much of you has rubbed off on Ed now. Next thing you know he'll be after brony tears. It's not so much that he'll be drinking them. It's more on how he'll harvest them. And his writing style is rather similar to yours...

Anyways. Smoking. Horses. No.

#250 · 6w, 6d ago · · ·

Thanks for the bad eye. :raritywink:

Bade aye?

Bataille!

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Favourites

  • E Horse-Trading

    The daily give-and-take among the denizens of Ponyville and its environs.  · TheJediMasterEd
    1,641 words · 145 views  ·  26  ·  0
  • E Beneath your feet, what Treasures

    Spike has a secret hoard, but now he must part with some of it--or must he?  · TheJediMasterEd
    1,445 words · 3,424 views  ·  463  ·  25
  • E Twilight Sparkle Makes a Cup of Tea

    Sometimes, a cup of tea is just a cup of tea. This is not one of those times.  · GhostOfHeraclitus
    1,671 words · 8,820 views  ·  1,162  ·  27
  • E Broken Roads

    Dinky Doo and Silver Spoon travel through a shattered world.  · Not_A_Hat
    9,853 words · 432 views  ·  63  ·  0
  • E The Iridescent Iron Rat

    Equestria's golden age of Harmony has virtually eliminated crime, but one of the few "rats" who can still slip through the cracks is planning a billion-bit heist. If only he hadn't made the mistake of stealing from a dragon …  · horizon
    9,423 words · 1,167 views  ·  235  ·  4
  • T Along Softly on the Tongue

    A deranged human journalist is invited to explore the newfound world of Equestria, the land of magic and whimsy and adventure. To the ire of everyone involved, and especially Twilight, he isn't particularly impressed.  · HoofBitingActionOverload
    13,073 words · 784 views  ·  59  ·  7
  • T Save the Records

    Whether you tacet or play along, all songs must end in silence.  · TheBandBrony
    2,771 words · 411 views  ·  60  ·  8
  • E Wings

    Spike is searching for something precious.  · Not_A_Hat
    3,629 words · 827 views  ·  133  ·  1
  • T Naked Singularity

    Twilight attempts to write a sensual romance novel.  · Cold in Gardez
    10,524 words · 52,045 views  ·  2,555  ·  45 · sex
  • T Hard Reset

    Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly.  · Eakin
    37,399 words · 49,666 views  ·  5,434  ·  85

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