Favourite sweet

  • The King of Carrot Flowers The so-called Slender Pony exists in the minds of most as a murderous beast. (Fluttershy-centric.) by ShadowBoxingKing 1,890 words · 1,450 views · 114 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Thou Goddess Scansion wakes up to find beautiful poems he doesn't remember writing. Is the lonely goddess of the night reaching out to him in the only way she can, or is he chasing shadows? by horizon 5,174 words · 2,858 views · 449 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Whom the Princesses Would Destroy... Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard. by GhostOfHeraclitus 19,758 words · 24,282 views · 2,085 likes · 27 dislikes
  • The Best Night Ever Grand Galloping Gala meets Groundhog Day time-loop by Capn_Chryssalid 53,935 words · 36,677 views · 3,691 likes · 53 dislikes
  • Princess Celestia Hates Tea Seriously, a lot. by Skywriter 8,536 words · 41,026 views · 3,794 likes · 56 dislikes

Favorite savory

  • Eternal Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt. by device heretic 159,827 words · 25,356 views · 2,446 likes · 57 dislikes
  • Biblical Monsters "Put your boots on," Adams said. "There's a biblical monster in my house." by Horse Voice 10,946 words · 11,849 views · 1,451 likes · 147 dislikes
  • 'Destiny' and Other Lies Told to Foals Twilight wakes in the middle of the night, haunted by a terrifying dream—one that's not so hard to see coming true. by Sunchaser 10,644 words · 4,001 views · 546 likes · 20 dislikes
  • The Arbitrage of Moments When you have so little, and another has so much, it’s easy to justify theft. The more precious the commodity, the easier it is to tell yourself you need it more than they do. And what is more precious than time? by GaPJaxie 12,168 words · 2,319 views · 282 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Kaleidoscope Somepony struggles to remember their childhood. But something's wrong... by TheVulpineHero1 3,085 words · 1,456 views · 194 likes · 3 dislikes

Featured on Equestria Daily

  • Moving On Celestia has taken on a new private student, and Twilight must find something to be other than the Faithful Student. But how? by Bad Horse 9,259 words · 2,963 views · 412 likes · 24 dislikes
  • Sisters Stories about two sisters who are best friends, and rulers of Equestria by Bad Horse 6,514 words · 13,742 views · 1,310 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Mortality Report Celestia writes a report to her queen about what she's learned from living among mortals. by Bad Horse 4,322 words · 18,635 views · 1,502 likes · 27 dislikes
  • Long Distance It's a long way from Canterlot to Ponyville, even for magic. by Bad Horse 3,704 words · 2,650 views · 157 likes · 7 dislikes
  • The Saga of Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade, Interior Design Alicorn Should the incredibly powerful new alicorn pursue his destiny as savior of Equestria, or his love of interior design? by Bad Horse 4,940 words · 10,448 views · 817 likes · 34 dislikes

Other stories I'm not entirely ashamed of

  • The Magician and the Detective Has Holmes met his match, in either sense, in the travelling showpony Trixie? by Bad Horse 14,788 words · 5,465 views · 315 likes · 9 dislikes
  • The Twilight Zone 16. Self Image (Twilight, Rarity): Is beauty really only skin deep? by Bad Horse 12,612 words · 4,093 views · 404 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Friends, With Occasional Magic The magic of friendship is showing people the good in themselves. Sometimes, with ponies. by Bad Horse 2,857 words · 761 views · 75 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Fluttershy's Night Out Fluttershy would like to be a tree. But she doesn't want to be an animal. by Bad Horse 7,920 words · 11,898 views · 495 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Twenty Minutes Would you risk your life to save a stranger? What if you could only save her for twenty minutes? by Bad Horse 3,344 words · 2,590 views · 149 likes · 6 dislikes

Index librorum prohibitorum

  • T The Mailmare

    The Equestrian Postal Carrier's Hoofbook lists three circumstances under which mail service may be suspended. The end of the world is not one of them.  · Bad Horse
    8,939 words · 308 views  ·  60  ·  2
  • T Old friends

    Philomena is reborn after she dies. Ponies are reborn before they die. Kind of. A little. It's hard for a phoenix to understand.  · Bad Horse
    1,582 words · 1,651 views  ·  272  ·  9
  • T Ἐλπίς

    Equestria is gone. But Celestia still has work to do. The Road lies ahead of her, and at its end—the most difficult decision of her life. Again. 2nd place in the "History Repeats" write-off.  · Bad Horse
    2,566 words · 1,657 views  ·  207  ·  13 · gore
  • T Keepers

    Berry Punch made a mistake, and now she has a problem. A little problem that could grow into a big problem. But as her artist friend Happy shows her, not all mistakes need fixing.  · Bad Horse
    1,197 words · 617 views  ·  100  ·  3 · sex
  • T Bad Horse's Bedtime Stories for Impressionable Young Colts and Fillies

    Bad Horse retells bedtime stories to teach foals the real facts of life.  · Bad Horse
    6,006 words · 1,974 views  ·  327  ·  7
  • E Experience

    Celestia is thousands of years old, and has experienced almost everything the world has to offer. But there's one ordinary thing she's never experienced.  · Bad Horse
    1,289 words · 4,280 views  ·  665  ·  15
  • T Moments

    Practice makes perfect. And Princess Twilight wants everything to be perfect. Especially the end of the world.  · Bad Horse
    8,269 words · 2,834 views  ·  416  ·  27
  • E Happy Ending

    After seeing the destiny of the son he is to have with Rarity, Blueblood tries to change the future for the better.  · Bad Horse
    3,827 words · 2,777 views  ·  232  ·  22
  • T All the Pretty Pony Princesses

    ...or, "Magical Mystery Cure" if it had been written by Joss Whedon.  · Bad Horse
    1,926 words · 1,293 views  ·  73  ·  24 · sex
  • E Alicorn Cider

    Big Mac is a farmer, always has been a farmer, and always will be a farmer... right?  · Bad Horse
    2,246 words · 6,892 views  ·  351  ·  24
  • E Long Distance

    It's a long way from Canterlot to Ponyville, even for magic.  · Bad Horse
    3,704 words · 2,650 views  ·  157  ·  7
  • E Moving On

    Celestia has taken on a new private student, and Twilight must find something to be other than the Faithful Student. But how?  · Bad Horse
    9,259 words · 2,963 views  ·  412  ·  24
  • E The Corpse Bride

    Fluttershy's love has kept Equestria safe from Discord ... till death do them part. But what happens after that?  · Bad Horse
    2,765 words · 4,083 views  ·  236  ·  14
  • E Trust

    Celestia teaches Trixie a lesson about trust.  · Bad Horse
    2,353 words · 3,715 views  ·  239  ·  15
  • T Fluttershy's Night Out

    Fluttershy would like to be a tree. But she doesn't want to be an animal.  · Bad Horse
    7,920 words · 11,898 views  ·  495  ·  19 · sex

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#233 · 2w, 17h ago · · ·

I apparently took a wrong turn today and wound up in a Cracked.com article:

"We asked our readers for the most inappropriately-titled childrens' books they could find, and the winner got $100!  Because that's the going rate for a cheap streetwalker..."

#232 · 3w, 2h ago · · ·

>>1591484 No, that's the shortest one I know. Thanks for noticing. :pinkiesmile: But ask Xepher. He says he has something 200 words.

#231 · 3w, 9h ago · · ·

Are you aware of any stories worth reading on this site shorter than "Self Image"?  If so, I'd like to see them.

#230 · 8w, 13h ago · · ·

>>1500750 If I'd known you were filming, I'd have gotten twice as drunk.

#229 · 8w, 16h ago · · ·

Hey, Bad! Thank you very much for placing my story A Cup of Joe on your bookshelf. I greatly appreciate it!:twilightsheepish:

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Favourites

  • T The Mailmare

    The Equestrian Postal Carrier's Hoofbook lists three circumstances under which mail service may be suspended. The end of the world is not one of them.  · Bad Horse
    8,939 words · 308 views  ·  60  ·  2
  • E Wings

    Spike is searching for something precious.  · Not_A_Hat
    3,629 words · 640 views  ·  114  ·  1
  • T Naked Singularity

    Twilight attempts to write a sensual romance novel.  · Cold in Gardez
    10,524 words · 49,930 views  ·  2,461  ·  41 · sex
  • T Hard Reset

    Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly.  · Eakin
    37,399 words · 45,426 views  ·  5,126  ·  77
  • E Collaborators

    Ahuizotl threatens to sue A. K. Yearling for libel unless she stops writing the Daring Do books. She makes him a counter-offer.  · Baal Bunny
    9,949 words · 1,964 views  ·  434  ·  3
  • E The Contest

    Fluttershy returns to defend her title as Quiet Game world champion.  · Cold in Gardez
    6,714 words · 30,795 views  ·  1,595  ·  24
  • T Only Skin Deep

    Rarity's gotten herself in a rut, and to get out of it, she needs to design something so unique, so unmistakable that nopony could ever miss it. Her friends deserve that much. But nothing's free, of course.  · Pascoite
    7,279 words · 2,579 views  ·  229  ·  7
  • T Whom the Princesses Would Destroy...

    Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard.  · GhostOfHeraclitus
    19,758 words · 24,282 views  ·  2,085  ·  27
  • T Rarity Hates Rainbow Power

    Rarity just downright hates rainbow power. After chasing confidence to the bottoms of bottles, Rarity, Fluttershy and Spike send a strongly worded letter to princess Celestia about their thoughts their new appearance.  · CatsWithGats
    2,069 words · 2,750 views  ·  258  ·  14
  • E A Canterlot Carol

    Dotted Line discovers the true meaning of Hearthwarming, mostly by accident.  · GhostOfHeraclitus
    6,464 words · 5,377 views  ·  693  ·  8

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