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Favourite sweet

The King of Carrot Flowers The so-called Slender Pony exists in the minds of most as a murderous beast. (Fluttershy-centric.) by ShadowBoxingKing 1,890 words · 1,877 views · 134 likes · 3 dislikes
Thou Goddess Scansion wakes up to find beautiful poems he doesn't remember writing. Is the lonely goddess of the night reaching out to him in the only way she can, or is he chasing shadows? by horizon 5,174 words · 4,071 views · 550 likes · 13 dislikes
Whom the Princesses Would Destroy... Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard. by GhostOfHeraclitus 19,758 words · 32,967 views · 2,551 likes · 35 dislikes
The Best Night Ever Grand Galloping Gala meets Groundhog Day time-loop by Capn_Chryssalid 53,935 words · 49,193 views · 4,444 likes · 66 dislikes
Princess Celestia Hates Tea Seriously, a lot. by Skywriter 8,536 words · 47,377 views · 4,245 likes · 70 dislikes

Favorite savory

Eternal Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt. by device heretic 159,827 words · 30,627 views · 2,739 likes · 63 dislikes
Biblical Monsters "Put your boots on," Adams said. "There's a biblical monster in my house." by Horse Voice 10,946 words · 13,916 views · 1,622 likes · 158 dislikes
'Destiny' and Other Lies Told to Foals Twilight wakes in the middle of the night, haunted by a terrifying dream—one that's not so hard to see coming true. by Sunchaser 10,644 words · 5,472 views · 608 likes · 20 dislikes
The Arbitrage of Moments When you have so little, and another has so much, it’s easy to justify theft. The more precious the commodity, the easier it is to tell yourself you need it more than they do. And what is more precious than time? by GaPJaxie 12,168 words · 2,860 views · 333 likes · 10 dislikes
Kaleidoscope Somepony struggles to remember their childhood. But something's wrong... by TheVulpineHero1 3,085 words · 1,868 views · 221 likes · 3 dislikes

Picking just 5 is hard.

Featured on Equestria Daily

Moving On Celestia has taken on a new private student, and Twilight must find something to be other than the Faithful Student. But how? by Bad Horse 9,259 words · 3,387 views · 444 likes · 24 dislikes
Sisters Stories about two sisters who are best friends, and rulers of Equestria by Bad Horse 6,514 words · 15,425 views · 1,382 likes · 21 dislikes
Mortality Report Celestia writes a report to her queen about what she's learned from living among mortals. by Bad Horse 4,322 words · 20,733 views · 1,600 likes · 30 dislikes
Long Distance It's a long way from Canterlot to Ponyville, even for magic. by Bad Horse 3,704 words · 3,299 views · 175 likes · 8 dislikes
The Saga of Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade, Interior Design Alicorn Should the incredibly powerful new alicorn pursue his destiny as savior of Equestria, or his love of interior design? by Bad Horse 4,940 words · 11,674 views · 877 likes · 35 dislikes

Also "The Detective and the Magician", "Fluttershy's Night Out", "Alicorn Cider", "Happy Ending", "Twenty Minutes", "Elpis", "Bedtime Stories", "The Mailmare" (in a contest post), "Displacement", "Do That Again".

Index librorum prohibitorum

E Breaking Peeved

Co Cr After Zephyr finally gets a job, Dash points out that Fluttershy still hasn't got one. So where's her money coming from? · Bad Horse
4,571 words · 3,176 views · 337 · 36
E The Gift of Lethe

Dr Ro Sa Rarity gives Celestia the most generous, most terrible anniversary present she's ever received. · Bad Horse
1,168 words · 1,268 views · 122 · 21
E The Gathering

Dr Sl In the stars, a hundred years' journey away, the alicorns gather, to mourn, mate, and birth. Celestia hears their call. Dotted Line wants her to review tax rebate applications. · Bad Horse
1,172 words · 3,555 views · 517 · 6
T Do That Again

Co The day after Hearth's Warming, Snowfall Frost thinks back to her encounter with Applejack and decides that maybe she hasn't learned her lesson, not entirely. Maybe she needs a refresher. · Bad Horse
2,917 words · 2,803 views · 378 · 17 · sex
E Twinkie

Co Ra Silly stories about Twilight and Pinkie. · Bad Horse
2,173 words · 716 views · 92 · 0
E Displacement

Co Hu How I found the emptiness of unbeing in my subjective destitution after I dressed up for a costume party as the semiotic psychoanalyst Jacques Lacan. · Bad Horse
3,338 words · 820 views · 124 · 16
T The Mailmare

Ad Da The Equestrian Postal Carrier's Hoofbook lists three circumstances under which mail service may be suspended. The end of the world is not one of them. · Bad Horse
11,959 words · 2,025 views · 287 · 4
T Old Friends

Sl Philomena is reborn after she dies. Ponies are reborn before they die. Kind of. It's hard for a bird to understand. · Bad Horse
1,582 words · 2,340 views · 330 · 10
T Ἐλπίς

Ad Da Equestria is gone. But Celestia still has work to do. The Road lies ahead of her, and at its end—the most difficult decision of her life. Again. 2nd place in the "History Repeats" write-off. · Bad Horse
2,566 words · 2,494 views · 277 · 18 · gore
T Keepers

Sl Berry Punch made a mistake, and now she has a problem. A little problem that could grow into a big problem. But as her artist friend Happy shows her, not all mistakes need fixing. · Bad Horse
1,197 words · 957 views · 127 · 3 · sex
T Bad Horse's Bedtime Stories for Impressionable Young Colts and Fillies

Co Bad Horse retells bedtime stories to teach foals the real facts of life. · Bad Horse
6,006 words · 2,724 views · 386 · 9
E Experience

Sl Celestia is thousands of years old, and has experienced almost everything the world has to offer. But there's one ordinary thing she's never experienced. · Bad Horse
1,289 words · 5,534 views · 772 · 17
T Moments

Ad Da Practice makes perfect. And Princess Twilight wants everything to be perfect. Especially the end of the world. · Bad Horse
8,269 words · 3,690 views · 479 · 26
E Happy Ending

Ro Tr After seeing the destiny of the son he is to have with Rarity, Blueblood tries to change the future for the better. · Bad Horse
3,827 words · 3,538 views · 271 · 24
T All the Pretty Pony Princesses

Al Da Hu Sa ...or, "Magical Mystery Cure" if it had been written by Joss Whedon. · Bad Horse
1,926 words · 1,819 views · 90 · 25 · sex

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Catalysts Cradle

#384 · 6w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

In case you haven't seen it, ScarletWeather is doing a series of blog posts analyzing the mystery genre (here's the latest post), and I though you might be interested, given your own analysis of the genre.

pnyrltdn

#383 · 7w, 3d ago · · ·

>>22850142285014 Yeah, figured that out just when you were posting.

Oh well, I've done dumber things.

Bad Horse

#382 · 7w, 3d ago · · ·

>>22849232284923 Pony Play only shows up if you turn the mature filter off.

pnyrltdn

#381 · 7w, 3d ago · · ·

Pony Play is gone? I had it on my profile under a list of favorite stories, but I noticed that it has disappeared from there and I can't find it at all now. I hope you didn't delete it, because that story was brilliant.

It does seem like it may be some sort of site error, though, as another story I had on there has also disappeared...

Oh, it's because I'm using a different computer than I usually do and the mature filter was turned on. I'm stupid.

Bad Horse

#380 · 7w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>22840752284075 Woo-hoo! Thanks!!

Funny, I thought I followed PaulAsaran.

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Drafts

A Carrot for Miss Fluttershy Farmer Hayseed won't sell carrots to pegasi. Big Mac finds this unacceptable. by Bad Horse 4,595 words · 527 views · 23 likes · 0 dislikes
The Real Reason by Bad Horse 3,567 words · 329 views

Read at your own risk.

Favourites

T After the Races

Dr Eq Sl Seven years down the road, the indomitable Adagio Dazzle is confronted with an old friend and an old choice. · very trustworthy rodent
8,769 words · 607 views · 52 · 0
E Bouts of Forgetful Artistic Destruction

Dr In a nearly empty library, a librarian tears pages out of books and tosses them out an open window. Twilight studies in the same library, alone. They exchange words and a dance. · HoofBitingActionOverload
4,821 words · 800 views · 86 · 1
E Obiter Dicta

Hu Sl A collection of short stories, vignettes, and deleted scenes, mostly based in the Civil Serviceverse and tending to be either slice of life or comedy. · GhostOfHeraclitus
25,311 words · 5,944 views · 720 · 13
T Dystopian Circus

Da Hu Tr When time is up and the end is nigh, what will Celestia decide? · Pearple Prose
4,241 words · 2,414 views · 205 · 37
E Ponyville & Other Poems

Sl A collection of poems by and about the various inhabitants of Ponyville · AugieDog
13,880 words · 1,448 views · 108 · 3
E Would It Matter If I Was?

Sl In the wake of the Canterlot Wedding, Fluttershy has to ask Twilight a very difficult question. · GaPJaxie
2,361 words · 18,509 views · 2,826 · 210
T The New Crop

Al Da Sl With the Apple family deep in debt, Big Mac climbs into the ring once again to save the farm. Now all that’s between him and the two-thousand-bit winner’s purse is some unicorn named Blueblood. Things are about to get ugly. · xjuggernaughtx
15,885 words · 1,016 views · 150 · 5
T Let Me Tell You About the Hole in My Face

Da Applejack tells you her only secret. It is about a hole. The hole in her face. The breathing, living hole in her face. (Inspired by the cover image and a recurring dream) · Slavoj Zizek
1,187 words · 2,125 views · 198 · 15
E In Celestia We Trust, All Others Pay Cash

Sl Ice Cream, so sweet, so delicious. Who would have thought a simple ice cream cone would have the power to nearly topple the financial basis of Equestria? · Georg
2,798 words · 15,010 views · 1,635 · 21
E A War of Words - The Opening of the Guard

Co Sl Diplomacy, gender and sisterhood in conflict, as reflected in memo form · Georg
3,691 words · 10,406 views · 956 · 12