Favourite sweet

  • The King of Carrot Flowers The so-called Slender Pony exists in the minds of most as a murderous beast. (Fluttershy-centric.) by ShadowBoxingKing 1,890 words · 1,608 views · 122 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Thou Goddess Scansion wakes up to find beautiful poems he doesn't remember writing. Is the lonely goddess of the night reaching out to him in the only way she can, or is he chasing shadows? by horizon 5,174 words · 3,204 views · 479 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Whom the Princesses Would Destroy... Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard. by GhostOfHeraclitus 19,758 words · 26,971 views · 2,237 likes · 31 dislikes
  • The Best Night Ever Grand Galloping Gala meets Groundhog Day time-loop by Capn_Chryssalid 53,935 words · 40,321 views · 3,889 likes · 58 dislikes
  • Princess Celestia Hates Tea Seriously, a lot. by Skywriter 8,536 words · 43,140 views · 3,961 likes · 59 dislikes

Favorite savory

  • Eternal Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt. by device heretic 159,827 words · 27,284 views · 2,549 likes · 57 dislikes
  • Biblical Monsters "Put your boots on," Adams said. "There's a biblical monster in my house." by Horse Voice 10,946 words · 12,518 views · 1,508 likes · 150 dislikes
  • 'Destiny' and Other Lies Told to Foals Twilight wakes in the middle of the night, haunted by a terrifying dream—one that's not so hard to see coming true. by Sunchaser 10,644 words · 4,379 views · 563 likes · 20 dislikes
  • The Arbitrage of Moments When you have so little, and another has so much, it’s easy to justify theft. The more precious the commodity, the easier it is to tell yourself you need it more than they do. And what is more precious than time? by GaPJaxie 12,168 words · 2,508 views · 306 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Kaleidoscope Somepony struggles to remember their childhood. But something's wrong... by TheVulpineHero1 3,085 words · 1,577 views · 201 likes · 3 dislikes

Featured on Equestria Daily

  • Moving On Celestia has taken on a new private student, and Twilight must find something to be other than the Faithful Student. But how? by Bad Horse 9,259 words · 3,107 views · 424 likes · 24 dislikes
  • Sisters Stories about two sisters who are best friends, and rulers of Equestria by Bad Horse 6,514 words · 14,225 views · 1,338 likes · 17 dislikes
  • Mortality Report Celestia writes a report to her queen about what she's learned from living among mortals. by Bad Horse 4,322 words · 19,243 views · 1,541 likes · 29 dislikes
  • Long Distance It's a long way from Canterlot to Ponyville, even for magic. by Bad Horse 3,704 words · 2,871 views · 166 likes · 7 dislikes
  • The Saga of Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade, Interior Design Alicorn Should the incredibly powerful new alicorn pursue his destiny as savior of Equestria, or his love of interior design? by Bad Horse 4,940 words · 10,790 views · 835 likes · 34 dislikes

Other stories I'm not entirely ashamed of

  • The Magician and the Detective Has Holmes met his match, in either sense, in the travelling showpony Trixie? by Bad Horse 14,788 words · 5,998 views · 332 likes · 9 dislikes
  • The Twilight Zone 20. It's a trap! And Twilight knows it. But her opponent knows that she knows it. But she knows that Twilight knows that she knows that Twilight knows it. by Bad Horse 15,114 words · 4,934 views · 496 likes · 22 dislikes
  • Friends, With Occasional Magic The magic of friendship is showing people the good in themselves. Sometimes, with ponies. by Bad Horse 2,857 words · 849 views · 81 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Fluttershy's Night Out Fluttershy would like to be a tree. But she doesn't want to be an animal. by Bad Horse 7,920 words · 12,457 views · 524 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Twenty Minutes Would you risk your life to save a stranger? What if you could only save her for twenty minutes? by Bad Horse 3,344 words · 3,103 views · 172 likes · 6 dislikes

Index librorum prohibitorum

  • T The Mailmare

    The Equestrian Postal Carrier's Hoofbook lists three circumstances under which mail service may be suspended. The end of the world is not one of them.  · Bad Horse
    11,959 words · 1,311 views  ·  236  ·  3
  • T Old friends

    Philomena is reborn after she dies. Ponies are reborn before they die. Kind of. A little. It's hard for a phoenix to understand.  · Bad Horse
    1,582 words · 1,879 views  ·  290  ·  9
  • T Ἐλπίς

    Equestria is gone. But Celestia still has work to do. The Road lies ahead of her, and at its end—the most difficult decision of her life. Again. 2nd place in the "History Repeats" write-off.  · Bad Horse
    2,566 words · 1,901 views  ·  231  ·  14 · gore
  • T Keepers

    Berry Punch made a mistake, and now she has a problem. A little problem that could grow into a big problem. But as her artist friend Happy shows her, not all mistakes need fixing.  · Bad Horse
    1,197 words · 718 views  ·  110  ·  3 · sex
  • T Bad Horse's Bedtime Stories for Impressionable Young Colts and Fillies

    Bad Horse retells bedtime stories to teach foals the real facts of life.  · Bad Horse
    6,006 words · 2,287 views  ·  354  ·  7
  • E Experience

    Celestia is thousands of years old, and has experienced almost everything the world has to offer. But there's one ordinary thing she's never experienced.  · Bad Horse
    1,289 words · 4,530 views  ·  682  ·  15
  • T Moments

    Practice makes perfect. And Princess Twilight wants everything to be perfect. Especially the end of the world.  · Bad Horse
    8,269 words · 3,143 views  ·  442  ·  27
  • E Happy Ending

    After seeing the destiny of the son he is to have with Rarity, Blueblood tries to change the future for the better.  · Bad Horse
    3,827 words · 3,034 views  ·  245  ·  22
  • T All the Pretty Pony Princesses

    ...or, "Magical Mystery Cure" if it had been written by Joss Whedon.  · Bad Horse
    1,926 words · 1,451 views  ·  80  ·  24 · sex
  • E Alicorn Cider

    Big Mac is a farmer, always has been a farmer, and always will be a farmer... right?  · Bad Horse
    2,246 words · 7,335 views  ·  360  ·  24
  • E Long Distance

    It's a long way from Canterlot to Ponyville, even for magic.  · Bad Horse
    3,704 words · 2,871 views  ·  166  ·  7
  • E Moving On

    Celestia has taken on a new private student, and Twilight must find something to be other than the Faithful Student. But how?  · Bad Horse
    9,259 words · 3,107 views  ·  424  ·  24
  • E The Corpse Bride

    Fluttershy's love has kept Equestria safe from Discord ... till death do them part. But what happens after that?  · Bad Horse
    2,765 words · 4,584 views  ·  257  ·  16
  • E Trust

    Celestia teaches Trixie a lesson about trust.  · Bad Horse
    1,435 words · 4,286 views  ·  276  ·  16
  • T Fluttershy's Night Out

    Fluttershy would like to be a tree. But she doesn't want to be an animal.  · Bad Horse
    7,920 words · 12,457 views  ·  524  ·  19 · sex

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#259 · 3d, 9h ago · 1 · ·

>>1883632 Very suitable, as a moth is half cute and half creepy.  :eeyup:

#258 · 4d, 4h ago · · ·

>>1848720

I have a face again.

I am yamgoth. I am a moth. A big moth. Bigger than a cat. Bigger than a dog, even.

#256 · 4w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1847851 For your impudence, I have taken away your face.

#255 · 4w, 2d ago · · ·

Baaaaaaaaaad...

I don't know which to be more surprised at: you not listening to yo momma when she said to play nice with the other horses, or that you let this horse off with a just nose bleed.

Either way, it looks like a scene outta Hostel.

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Favourites

  • E Under a Tree

    Fluttershy learns the strength of Applejack's roots after Granny Smith is hospitalized.  · Noble Thought
    13,558 words · 752 views  ·  113  ·  2
  • T They Call Me Flightless Fury

    What is it like to fly? Delve into the mind of a monster and find out.  · ArgonMatrix
    1,049 words · 1,248 views  ·  124  ·  2
  • E Riverdream at Sunset: a Manuscript

    Lord Dunsany has a curious adventure in the Lands of Dream, in a realm where beasts can talk and the sun rides low in the sky.  · GroaningGreyAgony
    7,768 words · 780 views  ·  113  ·  4
  • E Horse-Trading

    The daily give-and-take among the denizens of Ponyville and its environs.  · TheJediMasterEd
    1,641 words · 179 views  ·  28  ·  0
  • E Beneath your feet, what Treasures

    Spike has a secret hoard, but now he must part with some of it--or must he?  · TheJediMasterEd
    1,445 words · 3,635 views  ·  476  ·  24
  • E Twilight Sparkle Makes a Cup of Tea

    Sometimes, a cup of tea is just a cup of tea. This is not one of those times.  · GhostOfHeraclitus
    1,671 words · 9,005 views  ·  1,175  ·  28
  • E Broken Roads

    Dinky Doo and Silver Spoon travel through a shattered world.  · Not_A_Hat
    9,853 words · 484 views  ·  71  ·  0
  • E The Iridescent Iron Rat

    Equestria's golden age of Harmony has virtually eliminated crime, but one of the few "rats" who can still slip through the cracks is planning a billion-bit heist. If only he hadn't made the mistake of stealing from a dragon …  · horizon
    9,423 words · 1,273 views  ·  252  ·  4
  • T Along Softly on the Tongue

    A deranged human journalist is invited to explore the newfound world of Equestria, the land of magic and whimsy and adventure. To the ire of everyone involved, and especially Twilight, he isn't particularly impressed.  · HoofBitingActionOverload
    13,073 words · 807 views  ·  60  ·  8
  • T Save the Records

    Whether you tacet or play along, all songs must end in silence.  · TheBandBrony
    2,771 words · 460 views  ·  63  ·  8

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