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Favourite sweet

  • The King of Carrot Flowers The so-called Slender Pony exists in the minds of most as a murderous beast. (Fluttershy-centric.) by ShadowBoxingKing 1,890 words · 1,410 views · 114 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Thou Goddess Scansion wakes up to find beautiful poems he doesn't remember writing. Is the lonely goddess of the night reaching out to him in the only way she can, or is he chasing shadows? by horizon 5,174 words · 2,754 views · 445 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Whom the Princesses Would Destroy... Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard. by GhostOfHeraclitus 19,758 words · 23,741 views · 2,048 likes · 27 dislikes
  • The Best Night Ever Grand Galloping Gala meets Groundhog Day time-loop by Capn_Chryssalid 53,935 words · 35,505 views · 3,616 likes · 51 dislikes
  • Princess Celestia Hates Tea Seriously, a lot. by Skywriter 8,536 words · 40,423 views · 3,736 likes · 54 dislikes

Favorite savory

  • Eternal Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt. by device heretic 159,827 words · 24,834 views · 2,412 likes · 56 dislikes
  • Biblical Monsters "Put your boots on," Adams said. "There's a biblical monster in my house." by Horse Voice 10,946 words · 11,722 views · 1,441 likes · 146 dislikes
  • 'Destiny' and Other Lies Told to Foals Twilight wakes in the middle of the night, haunted by a terrifying dream—one that's not so hard to see coming true. by Sunchaser 10,644 words · 3,929 views · 542 likes · 20 dislikes
  • The Arbitrage of Moments When you have so little, and another has so much, it’s easy to justify theft. The more precious the commodity, the easier it is to tell yourself you need it more than they do. And what is more precious than time? by GaPJaxie 12,168 words · 2,266 views · 278 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Kaleidoscope Somepony struggles to remember their childhood. But something's wrong... by TheVulpineHero1 3,085 words · 1,424 views · 194 likes · 3 dislikes

Featured on Equestria Daily

  • Moving On Celestia has taken on a new private student, and Twilight must find something to be other than the Faithful Student. But how? by Bad Horse 9,259 words · 2,932 views · 408 likes · 23 dislikes
  • Sisters Stories about two sisters who are best friends, and rulers of Equestria by Bad Horse 6,514 words · 13,627 views · 1,306 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Mortality Report Celestia writes a report to her queen about what she's learned from living among mortals. by Bad Horse 4,322 words · 18,504 views · 1,496 likes · 27 dislikes
  • Long Distance It's a long way from Canterlot to Ponyville, even for magic. by Bad Horse 3,704 words · 2,604 views · 155 likes · 7 dislikes
  • The Saga of Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade, Interior Design Alicorn Should the incredibly powerful new alicorn pursue his destiny as savior of Equestria, or his love of interior design? by Bad Horse 4,940 words · 10,384 views · 817 likes · 34 dislikes

Other stories I'm not entirely ashamed of

  • The Magician and the Detective Has Holmes met his match, in either sense, in the travelling showpony Trixie? by Bad Horse 14,788 words · 5,367 views · 312 likes · 9 dislikes
  • The Twilight Zone 16. Self Image (Twilight, Rarity): Is beauty really only skin deep? by Bad Horse 12,612 words · 4,017 views · 398 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Friends, With Occasional Magic The magic of friendship is showing people the good in themselves. Sometimes, with ponies. by Bad Horse 2,857 words · 738 views · 72 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Fluttershy's Night Out Fluttershy would like to be a tree. But she doesn't want to be an animal. by Bad Horse 7,920 words · 11,738 views · 489 likes · 20 dislikes
  • Twenty Minutes Would you risk your life to save a stranger? What if you could only save her for twenty minutes? by Bad Horse 3,344 words · 2,477 views · 147 likes · 5 dislikes

Index librorum prohibitorum

  • T Old friends

    Philomena is reborn after she dies. Ponies are reborn before they die. Kind of. A little. It's hard for a phoenix to understand.  · Bad Horse
    1,582 words · 1,616 views  ·  268  ·  9
  • T Ἐλπίς

    Equestria is gone. But Celestia still has work to do. The Road lies ahead of her, and at its end—the most difficult decision of her life. Again. 2nd place in the "History Repeats" write-off.  · Bad Horse
    2,566 words · 1,599 views  ·  200  ·  13 · gore
  • T Keepers

    Berry Punch made a mistake, and now she has a problem. A little problem that could grow into a big problem. But as her artist friend Happy shows her, not all mistakes need fixing.  · Bad Horse
    1,197 words · 580 views  ·  96  ·  3 · sex
  • T Bad Horse's Bedtime Stories for Impressionable Young Colts and Fillies

    Bad Horse retells bedtime stories to teach foals the real facts of life.  · Bad Horse
    5,068 words · 1,462 views  ·  279  ·  7
  • E Experience

    Celestia is thousands of years old, and has experienced almost everything the world has to offer. But there's one ordinary thing she's never experienced.  · Bad Horse
    1,289 words · 4,216 views  ·  659  ·  15
  • T Moments

    Practice makes perfect. And Princess Twilight wants everything to be perfect. Especially the end of the world.  · Bad Horse
    8,269 words · 2,731 views  ·  405  ·  27
  • E Happy Ending

    After seeing the destiny of the son he is to have with Rarity, Blueblood tries to change the future for the better.  · Bad Horse
    3,827 words · 2,703 views  ·  229  ·  21
  • T All the Pretty Pony Princesses

    ...or, "Magical Mystery Cure" if it had been written by Joss Whedon.  · Bad Horse
    1,926 words · 1,243 views  ·  72  ·  23 · sex
  • E Alicorn Cider

    Big Mac is a farmer, always has been a farmer, and always will be a farmer... right?  · Bad Horse
    2,246 words · 6,738 views  ·  347  ·  24
  • E Long Distance

    It's a long way from Canterlot to Ponyville, even for magic.  · Bad Horse
    3,704 words · 2,604 views  ·  155  ·  7
  • E Moving On

    Celestia has taken on a new private student, and Twilight must find something to be other than the Faithful Student. But how?  · Bad Horse
    9,259 words · 2,932 views  ·  408  ·  23
  • E The Corpse Bride

    Fluttershy's love has kept Equestria safe from Discord ... till death do them part. But what happens after that?  · Bad Horse
    2,765 words · 3,984 views  ·  233  ·  13
  • E Trust

    Celestia teaches Trixie a lesson about trust.  · Bad Horse
    2,353 words · 3,418 views  ·  207  ·  13
  • T Fluttershy's Night Out

    Fluttershy would like to be a tree. But she doesn't want to be an animal.  · Bad Horse
    7,920 words · 11,738 views  ·  489  ·  20 · sex
  • E Mortality Report

    Celestia writes a report to her queen about what she's learned from living among mortals.  · Bad Horse
    4,322 words · 18,504 views  ·  1,496  ·  27

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#230 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1500750 If I'd known you were filming, I'd have gotten twice as drunk.

#229 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·

Hey, Bad! Thank you very much for placing my story A Cup of Joe on your bookshelf. I greatly appreciate it!:twilightsheepish:

#228 · 6w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

So I uploaded that video of you, me and my friend Summer at the folksong convention:

#227 · 7w, 2d ago · · ·

Was wondering if you would be able to help me with improving my writing skills?

#226 · 7w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

I really want to say something nice here, but I'm having trouble putting it into words.

I was just thinking back through past conversations we've had about writing, and realizing how much further I've seen as a result of having those discussions. I'm not sure if the way I'm seeing things is actually correct, but I feel like I see a lot more and a lot further than I did before. It has helped me see things that I hadn't seen before, and better understand why people enjoy certain types of stories.

So, thank you.

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First drafts and illegal stories

Favourites

  • T Naked Singularity

    Twilight attempts to write a sensual romance novel.  · Cold in Gardez
    10,524 words · 49,277 views  ·  2,438  ·  41 · sex
  • T Hard Reset

    Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly.  · Eakin
    37,399 words · 44,000 views  ·  4,987  ·  74
  • E Collaborators

    Ahuizotl threatens to sue A. K. Yearling for libel unless she stops writing the Daring Do books. She makes him a counter-offer.  · Baal Bunny
    9,949 words · 1,809 views  ·  412  ·  3
  • E The Contest

    Fluttershy returns to defend her title as Quiet Game world champion.  · Cold in Gardez
    6,714 words · 30,524 views  ·  1,576  ·  23
  • T Only Skin Deep

    Rarity's gotten herself in a rut, and to get out of it, she needs to design something so unique, so unmistakable that nopony could ever miss it. Her friends deserve that much. But nothing's free, of course.  · Pascoite
    7,279 words · 2,513 views  ·  223  ·  7
  • T Whom the Princesses Would Destroy...

    Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard.  · GhostOfHeraclitus
    19,758 words · 23,741 views  ·  2,048  ·  27
  • T Rarity Hates Rainbow Power

    Rarity just downright hates rainbow power. After chasing confidence to the bottoms of bottles, Rarity, Fluttershy and Spike send a strongly worded letter to princess Celestia about their thoughts their new appearance.  · CatsWithGats
    2,069 words · 2,712 views  ·  258  ·  14
  • E A Canterlot Carol

    Dotted Line discovers the true meaning of Hearthwarming, mostly by accident.  · GhostOfHeraclitus
    6,464 words · 5,224 views  ·  680  ·  7
  • E Let Them Eat Grass

    Sometimes it's better to not be at the top of the food chain.  · Cloudhammer
    1,674 words · 1,163 views  ·  193  ·  5
  • E Forever Summer

    When you're a foal, the summer days last forever, and every one is an adventure. This is one such day.  · Cold in Gardez
    15,381 words · 936 views  ·  202  ·  2

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