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  • Today
    Did Harper Lee write "Go Set a Watchman"?

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  • Tuesday
    Brooks & Warren on Showing & Telling

    I say 1 A.M. Tuesday still counts as Monday.  :derpytongue2:

    I think I’m going to post part of the introduction to each chapter of Understanding Fiction by Brooks & Warren, 3rd edition (1979), to summarize their main ideas about fiction.  This one is a digression, so you get it out of order.  In the intro to chapter 3, “What Character Reveals”, they talk about showing versus telling while talking about characters.

    (BTW, this intro to chapter 3 is completely new in the third edition (5 pages, vs. 1 in the 1st ed.)  They revised everything in the 3rd edition, even the discussions of the same stories, although those generally make the same points.)

            Warning:  They use the term “indirect” to mean “showing” and “direct” to mean “telling” when they talk about describing a character, and “direct” to mean “showing” and “indirect” to mean “telling” when they talk about dialogue. It makes some sense, since they use “indirectly describing” as a double-negative. They mean “indirectly summarizing”, which means “indirectly not directly depicting”, or “directly depicting”.

    How shall the author present his character? Directly, with a summary of his traits and characteristics [telling], or indirectly (that is, through dialogue and action [showing])?  The very nature of fiction suggests that the second method is its characteristic means, yet direct presentation is constantly used in fiction, often effectively.  Much depends upon the underlying purpose of the story and much depends upon matters of scope and scale.  If the author made every presentation of character indirectly, insisting that each character gradually unfold himself through natural talk and gesture and action, the procedure might become intolerably boring.  “The Necklace” indicates how direct presentation—and even summary presentation—can be properly and effectively used.  (Look back at the first three paragraphs of this story on page 66.)  But when he comes to the significant scenes of the story, the author of “The Necklace” discards summary in favor of dramatic presentation.

    The danger of direct presentation is that it tends to forfeit the vividness of drama and the reader’s imaginative participation. Direct, descriptive presentation works best, therefore, with rather flat and typical characters, or as a means to get rapidly over more perfunctory materials.  When direct presentation of character becomes also direct comment on a character, the author may find himself “telling” us what to feel and think rather than “rendering” a scene for our imaginative participation.  In “The Furnished Room,” for example, O. Henry tends to “editorialize” on the hero’s motives and beliefs, and constant plucking at the reader’s sleeve and nudging him to sympathize with the hero’s plight may become so irritating that the whole scene seems falsified.  Yet in D. H. Lawrence’s “Tickets, Please,” we shall see that direct commentary--and even explicit interpretation of the characters’ motives--can on occasion be effectively used by an author.

    An author’s selection of modes of character presentation will depend upon a number of things. His decision on when to summarize traits or events, on when to describe directly, and on when to allow the character to express his feelings through dialogue and action, will depend upon the general end of the story and upon the way in which the action of the story is to be developed…

    Indirect discourse [telling], like [“direct”] character summary and description, is a quicker way of getting over the ground, and in fiction has its very important uses.  Notice, for example, in “War” that the husband’s explanation of why his wife is to be pitied is indirect discourse: “And he felt it his duty to explain… that the poor woman was to be pitied, for the war was taking away her only son.” But the speeches of the old man who argues for the sublimity of sacrificing one’s son for one’s country are given as direct discourse. The importance of the old man’s speeches to the story, the need for dramatic vividness, the very pace of the story--all call for direct discourse.

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  • Sunday
    THE THING IS HERE! Reading of "Whom the Princesses Would Destroy" by obabscribbler

    The Thing That May Not be Named may now be named!

    Remember this post back in October of last year?  Called Something Not Safe for Ghost?

    That was when we raised $300 for Scribbler, to help her pay her dog Suki's medical expenses and to do a reading of GhostOfHeraclitus' story "Whom the Princesses Would Destroy".

    I imagined that she'd read the story a few times, come up with some voices, then sit down and record it.

    But things got a little out of hoof.

    I think at 20 or 30 people have worked on this now.  Here is chapter 1in all its glory:

    Thanks to Scribbler, the cast, and everyone who worked on this.  And thanks to those who raised the money!  I think that's yamgoth, Arcshod, RBDash47, Super Trampoline, Horse Voice, horizon, Bradel, RandomString, toafan, Augie Dog, Skywriter, and me.  If I don't have you on that list, it's because you contributed under one of those funny human names that are so hard to remember.

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  • 1w, 13h
    The triple con: Trotcon, Capclave, Bronycon

    I told myself I wouldn't drive out to Columbus for another convention, but I'm doing it again this weekend, going to Trotcon.  And after that, Capclave in Pittsburgh.  And after that, Bronycon.  When it rains, it pours.

    I might be on ROBCakeran53's 7pm Friday writing panel, if I get there in time.

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  • 1w, 15h
    A note about the thing

    Remember the thing we can't talk about?  From way back last year?

    ...yeah.  That thing.

    We still can't talk about it.  It... escalated.  But it is coming.  Yea, verily, it cometh, like a pony in the night.  Or so I'm told.

    (Except not in the night.  More likely in the early morning.  I think it's on London time.)

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  • 1w, 15h
    Neighrator Pony reads "Beauty and the Beast"

    Neighrator Pony is back again with a reading of Chapter 3 of Bedtime Stories, "Beauty and the Beast"!  This one's a little sad.  The Ponytrician says, "If your aim was to make me laugh, and then feel bad about laughing: mission accomplished! :unsuresweetie:"

    Actually it's been up for, like, a month.  He did all 3 chapters in a few days.  I thought I'd space out the announcements.

    ... maybe I overdid it.

    What do I know?  I'm just a bidoofershy.

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  • 1w, 3d
    On the value of higher education

    I've been posting something every Monday and Thursday evening for a few weeks now.  Are you more likely to read my posts if they come out on a regular schedule?  Did anybody even notice?


    When I was in college, I routinely took 6 or 7 courses a semester, and I was a full-time student for 15 years.  I have degrees in math, computer science, and bioinformatics, and minors in writing, linguistics, neuroscience, psychology, and cognitive science.  I also studied a lot of molecular biology.

    These degrees led to jobs in math, computer science, and bioinformatics.  Yet, by a series of coincidences, I never used anything that I learned in a college class except for Unix.  Which I didn't actually learn in any class.  I had to teach it to myself for classes.  I don't know if that counts.

    After maybe 15 years of working, this week for the first time, I used something I might have learned in a college class.  The financial software I was working on needed to figure out which transactions from a single user had been added together to get a total, or as near to it as they can get.

    This is the 0/1 knapsack problem.  I studied that!  Maybe.  Okay, I don't remember studying it, but it seems like something I would have studied.  I knew what it was, anyway.

    I knew they teach a slick dynamic programming method for it in college.  But it was a memory hog, so I hacked something up that was mostly brute-force but optimized away permutations when there were duplicate values, and cut the run-time to the square root of the naive algorithm by splitting the input set in half, finding the sums of subsets in each half, and looking for pairs that added up to the desired sum.  It performed great!  Everybody was happy.

    Then I thought, I really should do the slick dynamic programming algorithm to prove that I learned something in college.  So I spent a day coding it up and tried it out.

    It was useless.  It requires time and space proportional to the input set size times the sum you're looking for, which must be expressed as an integer.  I thought it would be mostly useless; I didn't realize it would be almost completely useless, as any time the sum you're looking for is small enough to use the dynamic programming approach, the input set size is probably small enough to use brute force.  I experimented with a lot of different problems, and found few cases where the dynamic programming approach was as fast as my pseudo-brute-force approach and didn't run out of memory.

    So, basically, what I got from 15 years of college was one day of my time wasted.

    EDIT:  I lied.  To be strictly truthful, these were courses I forgot about but did use: Discrete math, differential equations, numerical approximation.  I also took a statistics course, but forgot everything in it by the time I needed it years later.


    In other news, a few months ago a doctor told me I should have a test, an angiogram, just to be safe.  How much would it cost?  The doctor had no idea.  Nobody had any idea.  If I wanted I could call up my insurance and be put on call waiting for half an hour to finally be told they had no idea.  But, hey!  Everybody wants to be safe, right?

    Today I got the bill.  Turns out it cost $7300.  Who knew?

    I'm not complaining that the test is too expensive.  They had a big room with bright lights and computer monitors and machines going "ping!"  Machines that go "ping!" cost money.  I am complaining that I would have had to file a subpoena to get a ballpark figure for what it would cost.  I was like, "Is it over $1000?  Is it bigger than a breadbox?"  Nobody knew.

    How do they not know this stuff?  Do they just make the numbers up afterwards?

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  • 2w, 21h
    Signature errors: What are they?

    I've never had a signature error.  I feel left out.  :fluttershysad:

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  • 2w, 1d
    Review of Mortality Report by Chris

    Chris does thoughtful, extended reviews on his blog, One Man's Pony Ramblings.  He finally reviewed one of my stories at length:  Ramblings on Mortality Report.  So what happens when Minnesota Nice meets Bad Horse?

    Well, he didn't like it very much:

    Mortality Report is, in a lot of ways, a very limited fic; its one that has little beyond, perhaps, a mild enjoyment of the "twist" to offer a distracted or lightly invested reader, and the wheels on the vehicle which drives it are rather too obvious for a more attentive one.

    There's some truth to that, depending on your taste.  I think the issue there is that highbrow literature has lately demanded a more slice-of-life approach.  But this is not a slice-of-life story; it's an end-of-life story, and to my thinking it's natural for lots of big thoughts, secrets, and summarizations to come out when facing the end of your life.

    I responded to Chris' comments, and said what I think are some of the key things the story does, on his blog, which is the proper place to talk about his blog post.  My own assessment of the story's problem are that:

    1. It is too slow and boring, with too much talking.  That was an unavoidable trade-off I chose to make in order to tell the story I wanted to tell.

    2. The mood is sad, and many, many readers reasoned like this:  "Celestia is immortal.  Celestia is sad.  Therefore, immortality is sad."  That's rotten logic, but that's how emotions work.  The story's emotions thus act against a message that the story contains.

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  • 2w, 3d
    Monday Musings: Pixar's Inside Out

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  • 2w, 5d
    Relentlessly Optimistic Minuette

    I don't cross-post much, but Aquaman's post Relentlessly Optimistic Minuette Ruins Your Dramatic Fanfic Plots will take about 2 minutes to read and may be the most fun thing you'll do today.  Don't read the comments until you've tried to pick out the stories yourself; they've all been figured out.

    The fake Minuette quotes remind me of my mom.  Once I sent her a Grumpy Cat meme, and all she said was, "I've always thought green eyes were pretty!"

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  • 2w, 6d
    Story tag results simplified

    I did a terrible job of explaining how to interpret the results I presented in my last blog post.  Let me try again, without so much math.  There's an easier way to interpret the results for the binary independent variables.  (The tags. 'Binary independent variables' = 'tags'.)

    But first, snu-snu math!  (You can skip to the end if you hate math and understanding things.)

    The most important difference between using the equation

            Eq. 1: views = b1 * Adventure + b2 * Comedy + b3 * Romance

    and

            Eq. 2: ln(views) = b1 * Adventure + b2 * Comedy + b3 * Romance [1]

    is that equation 1 says that each different independent variable (things like tags) adds a constant to the number of expected views, while equation 2 says it multiplies the prediction by a constant.  Equation 1 doesn't work for fimfiction because if MarySue3235 puts a 'Romance' tag on her story, and Pen Stroke puts a 'Romance' tag on his story, the number of additional viewers drawn in by adding that tag will be larger for Pen Stroke's story.


    [1] I used b1, b2,... instead of a1, a2, ... this time because these coefficients are usually called beta coefficients, and represented by a beta, which is the Greek letter 'b'.  'ln' means the same thing as 'log', it's just more specifically saying "logarithm base 2.718".


    That works like this:

            ln(views) = b1 * Adventure + b2 * Comedy + b3 * Romance

            e^ln(views) = e^[ b1 * Adventure + b2 * Comedy + b3 * Romance ]

    "ln(views)" means "the number you have to raise e to the power of to get views", so e^ln(views) = views.  e^[a + b + c] = (e^a)*(e^b)*(e^c).  So

            views = e^(b1 * Adventure) * e^(b2 * Comedy) * e^(b3 * Romance)

    For tags, like Romance, the value is either 0 or 1.  If it's 0, e^(b3 * 0) = e^0 = 1, so there's no effect on views.  If it's 1, the predicted number of views gets multiplied by e^(b3 * 1) = e^b3.

    So.  Take that table of regression beta coefficients (the bi variables) from my last post, and change each of the binary ones to the multiplying factor e^bi :

    TAG              BETA    e^BETA

    _______________________________

    Ad              -0.260   0.77

    Co               0.192   1.21

    Ro               0.306   1.36

    Hu               0.465   1.59

    Tr              -0.115   0.89

    celestia         0.100   1.10

    chrysalis        0.803   2.23   (this was shortly after her introduction)

    cmc              0.125   1.13

    daring_do        0.243   1.28   (not long after her introduction)

    dinky            0.374   1.45

    discord         -0.043   0.96

    main_6           0.182   1.20

    oc              -0.477   0.62

    twilight         0.211   1.24

    completed        0.215   1.24

    oneshot         -0.085   0.92

    Now we have a simple interpretation for each of these tags:  

    - The Comedy tag multiplies expected views by 1.21

    - The OC tag multiplies expected views by 0.62

    and so on.

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  • 3w, 14h
    What tags correlate with popularity on Fimfiction

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  • 3w, 3d
    Twenty Minutes read by Illya Leonov

    Found this in my inbox last Friday:

    I mean no impertinence....

    ...but if you will excuse my forwardness, I am recording one of your stories. I hope you are okay with that. It is "Twenty Minutes." It seems to suit my voice and style. I am recording it solo with no additional actors. Since there is only one female voice and it is a short piece I elected to do it myself. I will advise you when it is posted. Thank you for writing it and thanks in advance for allowing me to record it.   -Illya Leonov

    This is like Francis Ford Coppola calling on the phone and saying, "Terribly sorry, but that book you wrote, I'd like to make it into a movie."  You know those lists some folks have on their user pages with their pony-goals?  If I had one, the aching empty unchecked box would've been "Have a story read by Illya Leonov."


    Check!

    mp3 download (turn off your sound if you're at work, then click through and download)




    He also sent me a review, but modesty forbids--aw, who am I kidding?

    This is quite a little masterpiece. I generally never know how good they really are until the final edit. Usually when I am recording and even before, I mostly pay attention to the mechanics of the story, phrasing, intonation and the like. At the very end I finally listen to the story itself and this is a true gem. Such wondrous sentiments. I found myself wishing I had a little foal of my own, just to keep it safe.  You have done well.

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  • 4w, 17h
    Thursday thoughts: My Princeton interview

    That Princeton fan-fiction course that covered "The Magician and the Detective" finally posted my interview on their blog… 2 weeks after the course ended, so nobody read it.  But you can!  It was posted here, but no point going there.  You can’t leave comments there, and the slightly-improved version is right here:

    AN INTERVIEW WITH BAD HORSE

    by Evan Cole, Cara Hedlund, A. J. Ohiwerei, and Chet Reyen

    Thank you very much for agreeing to interview us! We’re fans of your work – the “The Magician and the Detective” was assigned in our class as required reading, and we thoroughly enjoyed it – and we were looking to get your perspective on both the FiM [My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic] fandom and fanfiction writing in general.

    Cara: What is your process for writing fanfiction?

    Sometimes my starting idea is something one character and no one else would do (“It’s a Trap!”, “No Regrets”, “The Quiet One”, “Fluttershy’s Night Out”). Sometimes they’re character-independent propositions or “high concepts” (“Interior Design Alicorn”, the central analogy in “Keepers”). Sometimes they’re just moods (“All the Pretty Pony Princesses”) or plots (“The Mailmare,” stolen from David Brin). “Pony Play” began with the mood that Jeanette Winterson’s Written on the Body left me in. “Elpis” was a reaction against Harlan Ellison’s “The Deathbird.”

    I think the best ideas are two or more of these things simultaneously, inextricably. “Experience” is a concept that applies to only one character (the one pony who loves sunrises the most can never really experience them herself). “Corpse Bride” is a plot that hinges on Twilight’s arrogance. “Bedtime Stories” is a subversion gimmick, but also a character. “Moments” began with a mood of desperate tenacity that’s half heroism and half Twilight’s obsessive-compulsive neuroticism.

    For long stories I write an outline. For tricky stories I may start at the end and write backwards to the beginning.  When I start, I know the plot, but usually not the themes.  If I’m lucky, a theme emerges.  “Moments” turned out to be about Twilight believing she couldn’t be a princess or a mother. “Magician and Detective” turned out to be about pride, racism, and self-loathing. “Mailmare” turned out to be partly about pragmatism versus morality. “Alicorn Cider” turned out to be about… feudalism, I think.

    I do want my stories to be about something. Very old-fashioned of me. My opinions on what makes something a story, as opposed to just a narrative or something published in The Atlantic Monthly, are like those expressed by Cleanth Brooks and Robert Penn Warren in their excellent (really, you should read them instead of this) books Understanding Fiction and An Approach to Literature: Fiction is an imaginative enactment of life which increases our knowledge of the possibilities of the self. A piece of fiction represents the writer’s ideas and feelings about life and its meaning. A short story should usually have a plot and a theme, where parts of the plot symbolize parts of the theme. We inhabit the characters, feel the plot as they push on and are pushed by it, and through the plot, we feel the theme that it symbolizes. (Some good stories don’t fit this pattern. Many bad ones don’t.)

    Tony Earley said it more simply: “A story is about a thing, and another thing.” See “The story isn’t over when you wrap up the plot.”

    When I finish the “first draft” (after rewriting most sentences several times), I send it to a few people and hope one of them can tell me what it’s about. Once I know, I rewrite it. I may set it aside for weeks until I figure out what it’s missing, or how to fix some structural problem. Sometimes I never do.

    Between stories, the idea that I could type interesting words about fake people seems absurd. Samuel Johnson and Robert Heinlein said that anyone who writes for anything but money is a fool. But nowadays, the person who writes for money is also a fool. Ipso facto, writers are fools.  I know writing is impossible; I try not to write; somehow, like a wino waking up in the gutter, I always find myself doing it again.

    I never sit down to a blank page with no idea what to write. The story has to make me write it. I don’t get writer’s block. I get writer’s fork, when I have to choose one story path and set aside all the others.  I'm always either knitting or unravelling.  If you're lost in the woods and don't know how to go forward, you did something wrong; go backwards.  (Unless you're actually and not metaphorically lost in the woods; then you should probably sit down and wait for someone to find you.)

    I don’t “write for myself”. The last time I did that, I ended up with three pages of Celestia lecturing Twilight on the connections between deism, Buddhism, Kant, Nietzsche, Heidegger, Christianity, and BDSM.  In fan-fiction, it’s just you and the readers, and you know how many read your work and what they think of it. It forced me to admit that I want a lot of people to like my stories. I want it enough to choose ideas they might like over ideas they won’t. I’m a popular writer now on fimfiction, but only because I once sat down and asked, “What can I write that people will read?”, and came up with “Twilight Sparkle and the Quest for Anatomical Accuracy” and “The Saga of Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade, Interior Design Alicorn”. I prostituted myself for popularity, and it was a lot of fun, and afterwards some people hung around to read my other stories.

    (I said that I don’t write for myself, and that the story has to make me write it. These sound contradictory, but it doesn’t feel that way.  I’ve internalized my goal to write for others enough that stories compel me more when others might like them.)

    Evan: Despite mostly being based in the FiM universe, your works display a diversity of writing styles. Do you edit your works to specifically fit certain modes of writing after completion, or do you find yourself able to channel your style of choice even while working on the initial draft?

    I check afterwards  that my style is consistent, just as I check each character’s voice, but I need to find the style early on. Sometimes the style guides the story more than its seed idea does (Moments, Pony Play, Old Friends, Bedtime Stories, Elpis).

    Having a personal style is overrated. Nobody read Charles Dickens or Henry James for their style. Having a personal style only became a big deal in prose in the early 20th century, when modernists decided reality was unknowable, and so art should be about art, not about the world. Becoming famous became a matter of contributing not great art, but a new style. (This began earlier in painting, probably because of photography.)

    Ironically, this focus on art itself made it hard for art to progress, because any style distinctive enough to make one famous is too idiosyncratic to learn from. If you borrowed Van Gogh’s or Hemingway’s style, people would say “Nice Van Gogh parody” or “Nice Hemingway pastiche” without being able to notice whether your painting or story was good or bad. If it was un-ironically good, that would make it bad.

    As a result, the true importance of style is underrated. You do need the right style for the story. Different stories require different characters with different voices. Style is the voice of the story itself. The prose writer who has only one style can tell only one kind of story. Think Hemingway or Cormac McCarthy. They’re great stories, but there’s a sameness to them. The more distinctive the style, the less that can be done with it. I love Lovecraft’s mythos, but you only need to read one Lovecraft story. They’re all basically the same.

    The fetishizing of style has conspired with the agendas of literary critics and publishers to focus our attention on writers with narrowly-constrained minds, like Hemingway, [1] Thomas Pynchon, Charles Bukowski, or Philip K. Dick, who wrote beautiful stories but circled obsessively around the same few themes over and over. They can be more easily summarized, shelved, and sold than Carson McCullers, Truman Capote, or Karen Joy Fowler.

    Bruce Lee allegedly said of martial arts, “The man who is really serious, with the urge to find out what truth is, has no style at all,” meaning he knows and can use many styles at will. The architect Bjarke Ingels said that your style is the sum of your inhibitions.

    Cara: Is there any writing you’ve produced that you’ve been disappointed with stylistically, or that you wish you could edit now that it’s up publicly?

    Maybe “Friends, With Occasional Magic.” “Mailmare” has some flat, sparse sections. “Happy Ending” is dry. But those bother me only because the story and the style sag in the same place.

    I often do edit my old stories. Sometimes I incorporate suggestions from readers.

    Chet: When you decide to write a work of fanfiction, do you generally create a narrative scenario based on the world you want to write about, or do you instead pick a particular facet of the source material to focus on? For instance, in The Magician and the Detective, I found the discussion of ‘cutie marks’ as they related to Holmes, as well as his interaction with magic, to be particularly interesting consequences of the existence of the character within the world of FiM. Do concepts such as these motivate you to write specific stories, or are they simply natural functions of transposing characters into alternate universes?

    More the latter for me. They’re the things that mold themselves around the story once I’ve cast it in the FiM universe. I’ve asked some authors to de-ponify their stories for a non-pony anthology, and it turns out that the better a story is, the more tightly everything in it holds together, and the harder it is to de-ponify.

    Evan: Have you noticed any particular trends within the themes, style, or content of FiM fanfiction as the years have passed and the fandom has evolved? What about fanfiction in general? Do you tend to adapt your own writing to match these trends, or has your artistic vision remained largely constant?

    I can’t think of any definite trends. I don’t read in other fandoms because I don’t know how to find the good stuff in the slush pile. I don’t think I have an artistic vision beyond wanting to make my readers cry the sweet, sweet brony tears that I feed on.

    A.J: In your blog post about Fallout: Equestria, you mention that published books are required to endorse certain lies and omit certain truths while also abiding by a set of rules about plot structure that can never be broken. In your own fanfiction writing, do you find yourself defying these conventions in the way that Fallout: Equestria does? If so, in what ways and why? Do you think that fanfiction is a medium that generally abides by these conventions or subverts them?

    I tried to in “Mortality Report”, in which Celestia’s immortality forces her to see how being nice to today’s ponies is cruel to their descendants, but most readers subverted my subversion. In “Mailmare”, the good (save the world) and the just (punish the guilty) turn out to be mutually exclusive. But usually, just writing a good conventional story is hard enough for me.

    But if you choose to either observe or subvert a convention, you’ve already yielded to it.  You’re still bound by its assumptions.  Few people can escape these chains of thought intentionally; it almost has to be done out of ignorance.

    For example, Tolkien said, “A fantasy world is one in which moral and magical law have the force of physical law.” (See my post “Fantasy as deontology”.) If you act virtuously, a fantasy world’s karmic forces will conspire to give you victory in the end. That’s the point of classic fantasy. They’re all about that one scene near the end where Frodo lets Gollum go, or Luke switches off his targeting computer, and the virtuous fool defeats the pragmatist.

    Contemporary writers may subvert that trope, writing gritty fantasies where awful things happen to good guys, or everything is shades of grey. But to do so they must assume that the world should have karmic justice, and so their subversions are cynical, bitter, and post-modern.

    Fallout: Equestria never invoked that logocentric expectation of the world, and so went beyond modernism in a way that post-modernism never could, just by honestly not caring about its concerns. Many fan-fiction writers would say, if they thought about it, that the two-thousand year old artistic tradition of seeking the logos, and the one-hundred year old tradition of angsting about its disappearance, are equally silly. They never expected there to be a logos in the first place.

    Fan-fiction writers aren’t just writing outside the box. They may not know there is a box. They’re re-inventing literature almost from the ground up, not by theory, but often blindly, by Darwinian evolution. They birth hundreds of thousands of hopeful monsters, some few of which crawl, swim, or fly in strange new ways.

    Evan: As a fanfiction writer who writes primarily in the FiM fandom, why do you think that the franchise has succeeded to such a great extent in an age group that was not meant as its target market? Typical reasons given for FiM’s success with older fans focus on its intelligent writing and mature themes, as well as Hasbro’s healthy relationship with and encouragement of the “brony” community. Do you agree that these aspects of FiM are what has made the series so popular among adults?

    I wouldn’t call the show’s themes “mature” if that means “too complex for children to understand.”  But I wouldn’t call shows made for adults mature, either. There’s a very limited market for mature stories, maybe not enough to support a TV show. We sacrificed the word “mature” years ago just to have a shorthand for sex and violence, and nobody complained. [2]

    My post “Why the New My Little Pony is 20% Cooler” suggests some story-based reasons for its popularity. These include:

    – not wasting (much) time fighting villains, who suck up screen time without developing anybody’s character

    – characters who each have lives, goals, careers, and problems of their own

    – rejecting the Aristotelian idea that characters have “strengths” and “flaws”, in favor of the idea that characters fit or fail to fit their qualities into a social context

    Another reason is that adult shows today are edgy, ironic, and full of derisive humor. It’s hard to find something nice. Sometimes South Park just isn’t funny enough to make up for the pain of watching it. Sometimes a guy gets back from his third tour in Iraq and just wants to watch ponies for a while.

    I think anime paved the way for MLP. Japanese culture lets men appreciate cuteness. It’s given us a weird blend of cuteness and violence for years, in anime like Pokemon, One Piece, or Madoka Magica (an anime about schoolgirls who giggle, wear frilly clothes, angst about their crushes, and die horribly in magical fights to the death).

    Thanks for getting this far!


    [1] I originally included Flannery O’Connor in this list because nearly all of her stories that I’ve read are about some person who acts very foolishly and then either dies or causes someone else’s death at the end, in a sudden final orgasm of despair.  I took her off the list because her reputation is very high and she’s written a lot of things I haven’t read.  Your thoughts?

    [2] I didn’t want to get into the question of whether Hasbro’s relationship with bronies is “healthy”.

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  • 4w, 3d
    Monday musings: Raymond Carver on art

    Art isn't self-expression.  Art is communication.

                                                                  - Raymond Carver

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  • 5w, 17h
    Computers now better surrealists than Frenchmen

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  • 5w, 18h
    Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie Part III: Rebellion

    I said I'd post something every Thursday, didn't I?  Fortunately I sneakily wrote this ahead of time in case I put it off until the last moment.


    No cow is too sacred for me to tip.  I’ve insulted Shakespeare, Hemingway, Joyce, Flannery O’Connor, William Faulkner, and Philip K. Dick.  Now I’ve finally worked up the courage to take on

    Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie Part III: Rebellion

    There are a lot of things to like about this movie!  The animation is continually fresh and compelling, maybe even more so than in the TV series.  The characters aren’t developed any more from the original, and the main character (Homura, not Madoka) is even taken down a notch and made into more of a plot device, but they’re still good characters.  The plot builds on the fine structure of Madoka Magica, and it has three nice twists. In fact, this movie has everything going for it, except for the climax which everything else in the movie exists only to support. That part sucks.

    But it sucks in an interesting and illustrative way.

    You can write a story, like a computer program, top-down or bottom-up.  Top-down means starting with the big picture:  the themes, the character arc, the target audience demographics.  Bottom-up means starting on the ground, with little pieces:  a lamppost in a forest (the image CS Lewis claimed began the Narnia chronicles), a hobbit-hole.

    The top is where ideas have significance. The ground is where the concrete events that inspire emotions in monkeys happen.  Writers call the top-down writers “plotters” and the bottom-up writers “pantsers” (writing by the seat of their pants). (They probably call them something different in England.)

    Stories written bottom-up have characters and story that develop naturally and feel real, but they often wander without focus and might not seem to have much of a point.  Stories written top-down have a tight plot structure, and a theme, if the author wants one, but their characters are often wooden and their events feel plotted.

    Animators are visually-oriented people.  They think of scenes, or even of exactly how somebody turns his head when startled or jumps when she’s happy.  They’re trained to think this way; Walt Disney said every movement by every character must convey that character’s personality.

    That’s why films made entirely by animators, like Double Rainboom or the short films of the Quay brothers, are beautiful and suck.  They start at the bottom and never look up.

    If you start at the top, you’ve gotta connect to real, believable situations and events at the bottom. And that’s where PMMMtMPIII makes its epic, face-grinding fail.

    The climax, where the story reaches out and grabs you, has to connect the top and the bottom.  Hamlet’s long-brooded rage bursts out in a sudden bloodbath, re-asking the question whether ‘tis nobler to suffer outrageous fortune, or by opposing end it.  Aslan is crucified killed, then resurrected, conveying Lewis’ theme that the Bible is true.  Darth Vader is what, you don’t know?.  The plotter can studiously tie together scenes and plot points according to the advice of Jack Bickham, but it won’t make anybody feel anything unless somewhere among the things on the bottom being connected together is a beating, bleeding heart.

    PMMMtMPIII didn’t have that.

    I know it didn’t have that because the climax was obviously written entirely, 100% top-down. The writer said, “At the climax, Homura has to die because it’s the only way to save Madoka, and Madoka has to die because it’s the only way to save Homura, and then the Power of Friendship will overcome all of the anybody having to die for anybody, because that is the most-emotional thing possible!” Then he spun out a bunch of Trekkish technobabble to pretend that was a coherent plot instead of three mutually-inconsistent statements.

    The problem isn’t the technobabble or the logic.  The problem is the climax was planned entirely in the abstract and has no connection to real events or necessities. The abstract conditions the climax was supposed to meet were not even theoretically possible of being realized in any concrete reality, but even if they had been possible, the climax still would have sucked, because there was no blood in it.  There was no concrete image or event that inspired the climax.  Only the abstract idea that these girls really really loved each other.

    That’s not a story.  That’s a mission statement.  It didn’t make sense because there was no ‘there’ there, in the same way that an action scene description might make no sense if the author never bothered to figure out where everybody was standing.

    If you’re a huge anime nerd, you’re probably already in the comment box typing furiously: “... but the exact wording of Homura’s wish in episode 10 means that…”  Just stop. I don’t give a shit.  I don’t care if you can cobble up a post-hoc logical explanation.  I’m not even going to talk about the third plot twist where Homura becomes a demon (which the writer complained bitterly about being forced to write), because the movie had already crashed and burned by that point.  Nobody in the world watched that movie, followed the logic of your brilliant explanation and understood as a consequence the true tragedy of PMMMtMPIII.  No; they followed the tears and shouting of the magical girls and understood the only thing that the writer had understood:  These girls are all willing to die for each other.

    And then they cried.

    Or not.

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  • 5w, 3d
    Monday musings: Pony typewriters

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May
30th
2014

Fimfiction provides no easy way to find old blog posts, so this index will always be on my user page. Each list is mostly in chronological or reverse-chronological order.

WRITING

Books, lecture series, and websites about writing

   * Understanding Fiction: A book that explains it all.

     Writing:  Show and tell 1:  Francine Prose

     EM Forster on character: Novels are for telling

   * EM Forster, Aspects of the Novel, chapter 6: Fantasy

     EM Forster, Aspects of the Novel, chapter 7: Prophecy

   * The Writer's Notebook: Craft essays from Tin House

   * Raiders of the Lost Ark:  A story analysis from Scriptnotes

     Literary modernism explained: The Teaching Company audio course, Literary Modernism by Jeffrey Perl

     Bickham on Setting (POV & setting changes, casting against setting)

   * Writing tip: Know whom you're taking advice from (beware of Jack Bickham)

     Writing: Jack Bickham, my strange hero

Story structure; What makes something a story? (mostly chronological, because new posts refer to old posts)

   * Stories with and without meaning: The Urban Fantasy Anthology

     Writing: Completeness in stories, poems, and songs: We have different standards for what counts as a complete narrative, depending on whether it's presented in prose, poetry, or song.

   * The story isn't over when you wrap up the plot and Writing: A Passage to India, & not stopping when the plot ends: The plot is not the story; the plot is only the surface manifestation of the theme. You still need to relate the plot resolution to the theme after you wrap up the plot.

     Writing: Saving the world vs. kissing the girl: The story isn't over with the plot success/failure; we need to see its impact on relationships.

     Writing: Three more kinds of non-story: These are not stories: The hero does the right thing for the wrong reasons; The hero already knows the thing they “learned”; The author distributes the character growth arc across multiple characters.

   * Understanding Fiction: A book that explains it all.

     Understanding Fiction: A qualification. Some of the story analyses are useless because they give questions but no answers.

     Sex, violence, and meaning: Stories are morals. (Hard to read.)

     From sadfic to literature: Tension, Decision, Drama, Theme, Character, Response. Allowable combinations of positive & negative emotions.

     Writing: A three-second mistake that ruined an entire movie: The same narrative, told from a different point of view, is a different story.

     Human nature and other bullshit: Stories are about the particular issues of particular humans in particular cultures, not about human nature or "what it is to be human".

     Bears Discover Fire: Why is this a story?

   * Writing: Thematic cheating: Forcing things to work out, against all odds, the way your theme demands, is dishonest propaganda.

     The Blues Brothers as magic realism

     An extremely short story: The GIF Day

     Writing is philosophy by existence proof

     Everything I Needed To Know About Life, I Learned From Supervillains: The classic superhero story is carefully constructed to justify our crappy, thoughtless lives to ourselves.

     Why I'm about to "No true Scotsman" you: If there are patterns that make something a story, you have to expect there are bad stories that don't fit those patterns.

     The Gilligan's Island theory of stories: A theory of story is always limited to some subset of all possible story types.

   * ROF1. A general evolutionary theory of fiction: Why our brains reward us for reading stories. Why they like stories that are painful. Why they like stories that are bad for us.

Characters

   * Writing: Relating plot and character.  "Look Before You Sleep" and bookplayer's "How to Do a Sonic Rainboom".  

     On Mary Sues: Some people need Mary Sues.

     Write-off: Why I love "The Ponies we Love"

     Philip Yancey on real vs. fictional characters

     Bickham on Setting (POV & setting changes, casting against setting)

   * Collateral damage in Hamlet and the Merchant of Venice: Imbalances between character realism and plot requirements in Shakespeare

     The Great Shakespeare / My Little Pony Showdown: Part 1: Who writes more-distinctive characters: Shakespeare, or the writers of My Little Pony?

   * The Great Shakespeare / My Little Pony Showdown: Part 2: RESULTS!

     Twilight Sparkle's Literary Preferences: Twilight doesn't like all books.

     Writing: One single sharp character moment

     Character names: Re-use versus re-describe: Lavender unicorns in the EQD Omnibus

     Why it's easy for me to write fan-fiction

Show and Tell

     Writing: When to show & when to tell

     Writing: Telling vs. body language

     Writing: Other ways to look at "Show, don't tell": If you can tell it, tell it.  Show things that you're not sure about.  Tell the things that could generate confusion but not drama.

     Emergency new story announcement and "Show, don't tell" demonstration: Twilight Sparkle Makes a Cup of Tea

     Writing:  Show and tell 1:  Francine Prose

     Writing: Show & tell 2: Extreme telling

     EM Forster on character: Novels are for telling

     Writing: Show us the theme

     Writing: When only to show: The Heart is a Lonely Hunter

     Superman taught me to kill: Things shown are true. The reader may interpret things merely said to be lies. Subconsciously.

     Honeycomb on show, don't tell: Don't tell the reader what to feel or think.

Literary Theory (chronological)

   * The annihilation of art

   * Thoughts on listening to Mahler's Fifth Symphony three times in a row

     Literary modernism explained: The Teaching Company audio course, Literary Modernism by Jeffrey Perl.

     An explanation of a famous neo-modernist poem

     Modernist politics: Stalin and Hitler versus the movies

     "You're stupid and Ezra Pound is not." Also, Modernism is a plot by the CIA.

   * Post-modern dialectic as improv  (Real Presences by George Steiner, a bad book I learned a lot from)

Genres

   * EM Forster, Aspects of the Novel, chapter 6: Fantasy

     EM Forster, Aspects of the Novel, chapter 7: Prophecy

   * Fantasy as deontology (finale spoiler)

     Fairy tales are weird

     Fairy tales are random

     Help me out: Art in context: Does literature depend on its context, as David Byrne says all art does?

     Children's books as mind control: We don't keep scary things away from children to protect them. We do it to control them.

Story analyses

     My favorite first sentences

   * Raiders of the Lost Ark:  A story analysis from Scriptnotes

     Theme and plot: A Canterlot Carol

   * Writing: War and peace, truth and fiction

     Why Fallout: Equestria is Worth Reading Even if You Hate it

     Annotations: "I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream" by Azusa, /Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire/ by Titanium Dragon

     Annotation: Skywriter's "Torn Apart & Devoured By Lions"

     Excerpt: The Last Unicorn, chapter 8

     The Last Unicorn, chapter 13 again, funky stuff highlighted

     Writing: Plot in Cormac McCarthy's "All the Pretty Horses"

     Writing: "All the Pretty Pony Princesses" vs. Charles de Lint: The conscious vs. the subconscious

     Why fan-fiction does twist endings better (Trust, Game of Immortals, Happy Ending)

     Writing: Tempted by meaning: Stories in Understanding Fiction that are just about their meanings are boring.

Style

     Writing: Waves of style (Excerpt: The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, part 2, chapter 4)

     Writing: Bjarke Ingels on style

   * Information theory and writing

     Writing: News from the front in the war on adverbs

     Writing: Culture and sentence length

     Stylometrics

     Stylometrics: Pros vs. fans

     Stylometrics: Sir Terry Pratchett vs. GhostOfHeraclitus

     Stylometrics: Factoring out Equestria and point of view

     Magnetic Poetry Duels

Scene structure

     Mythbusting: Scene + Sequel structure

   * Scene structure cures dull dialogue: Dull dialogue results from a dull scene, not from a lack of body language.

     Writing: Build-ups and resolutions versus shocks and limbo

     Writing: Follow each chain of thought to its end

Dialogue

   * Writing: Dialogue and artifice (bookplayer): Realistic dialogue isn't as good as distinctive dialogue.

     Writing: Collaborative experiment: Speech tags: When did writers start using speech tags?

     Writing: Speech tag results

Point of view

     Writing: The romance novel POV trick

     Bickham on Setting (POV & setting changes, casting against setting)

     Shared point of view

Tips & Techniques (most-useful first)

   * Crutches (relying on dragons, death, & romance)

   * Why the new My Little Pony is 20% cooler

     Writing: Pacing

   * Writing: Keeping all the puzzle pieces in play: Managing your reader's short-term memory

   * The Writer's Notebook: Craft essays from Tin House

   * Symbolism in the Doctor Who episode "Amy's Choice"

   * Writing: You can't tell by the color

   * The geography of story: Physical movement symbolizes story movement.

   * Lead your readers

     How not to ship the Mane 6 with each other

     Write bestsellers using this one simple trick!

     Writing: Adam Cadre's Narrative Patterns. Heuristics for fiction.

     Taboo "friendship"

     Bickham on Setting (POV & setting changes, casting against setting)

     Writing tip: Know whom you're taking advice from

     Take bad advice

     An apology (for my "bad advice" post)

     Writing: Letting a story sit

     When to throw away story ideas (because they won't be popular)

     The Extraordinary Adventures of Baron Munchausen

     Writing: Philip Roth on the importance of knowing what people fantasize about, and of hating things

Grammar

     Does grammar matter?

     Things that make you say "Hmm..." (when you can't use a contraction)

     Linguistic puzzle for the day

Other

     Writing: Short-shorts and the word-count donut hole

     Why read?: Is reading fun?

     Why We Read

     Why We Write

     Some numbers

     Racism inverted = racism?

     Writing: Jack Bickham, my strange hero

     Writing about rape

     Writing about rape, again

     Comedy vs. Humor: Comedy amuses. Humor emotionally connects with the reader. Shakespeare wrote comedy; Joseph Heller wrote humor.

     Beyond Ponies: An anthology of non-pony fics by ponyfic writers

     Private stories, songs, & movies

     Story as dream

     Everything I Have to Say About "Gratuitous" Sex Scenes Summarized in Three Words

     The Paris Review: Writers at Work

     Making story art with the GIMP

     Is writing like computer programming?

     Does reading tvtropes.org make you a better writer?

     Do writers get better?

     SFF writing workshops: Deadlines, money, and a fim-fiction scholarship

     Don't look down, Coyote

     Tough audience

     Writing quote of the day:  So you think you're smart

     Laugh tracks

     Quote of the day: William Goldman: The day you think you know how to do it is the day you're done as a writer.

     Readers want blood (NY Times bestellers are mostly bloody)

     Art is hard

     Things to avoid in stories: banality, contrivance, predictability, thinness, falseness, randomness, tidiness

     Writing: Philip Roth, & the ethics of writing

     Ink blots and Moby Dick: The way characters interpret things tells us about them. Similarly, good literature may be an inkblot test of the reader.

     Writing: Philip Roth on writing Anne Frank fan-fiction

     Writing: Anvil and fan-fiction

     Fifty shades of marketing

REVIEWS

Pony alerts & reviews (reverse chronological)

     New story: I Shall Please by FanOfMostEverything

     TheJediMasterEd's first story:  "Beneath your feet, what treasures"

     Two and two-half barn-busting stories

     Some folks worth following

     New write-off story recs

     Fic Rec: Save the Records

     Adventures in Twilight's Gall Bladder, read by ShadowOfCygnus

     A couple of stories from the write-off

     Soge does reviews

     Story recommendation: Collaborators

     Summer is Magic: Forever Summer

     18th Brewmare & 50 Shades of Brad

     Artist: Noben

     A new story from Bob From Bottles

     An early yet confident recommendation (GaPJaxie, "Daring Do")

     Maud Pie meets Quizzical: The poetry of the layers

     A semi-secret, semi-new Skywriter story, "One Perfect Throw"

     Read this now: Thou Goddess, by horizon

     Fic alert: Height, by PoweredByTea

     A reading of "Coyote and the Boulder", by me

     A few recommendations (The Never-Was and Wouldn't-Be by Obselescence, Daring Do and the Dance by Georg, Home by RBDash47, Roaming by Skywriter)

     Recommendations: Cloud Wander, archonix

     A couple of recommendations: GaPJaxie & Jedi Master Ed

     Twilight Sparkle vs. the Equestrian Library Association

     Decisions, by hester1

     Belated emergency signal boost, & DuncanR

     Admujica, horizon

     Reviews: Mortal, Twilight's Forfeit

     Story recommendation: Biblical Monsters by Horse Voice

     Emergency new story announcement: Shorts by Cold in Gardez

     Whispering Stars

     Emergency new story announcement: Hoardsmiths by Skywriter

     Theme and plot: A Canterlot Carol

     Story recommendations: Kaleidoscope, A Canterlot Carol, Thweet Geniuth

     Emergency new story announcement: Quizzical

     Emergency new story announcement: Equestria's End by Aquillo

     Emergency new story announcement: In Their Highness' Clandestine Corps by AugieDog

     Emergency new story announcement and "Show, don't tell" demonstration: Twilight Sparkle Makes a Cup of Tea

     Why Fallout: Equestria is Worth Reading Even if You Hate it

     Whom the Princesses Would Destroy (GhostOfHeraclitus)

     Three new comedies (Georg, Cobra Commander, GhostOfHeraclitus)

     Sisters, chapter 3

     Recommendations: If a Pony Catch  a Pony, Legends of the Night Guard, Cool Jazz

     Starlight Over Detrot

     New story rec: Concept art (Georg)

     The King of Carrot Flowers

Non-pony reviews

     Twilight anti-fan-fiction: Luminosity, by Alicorn

     An apology to TS Eliot (The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock)

     Review: Ford Madox Ford, The Good Soldier, 1915

     John Updike's 6 Rules for Reviewing

     Review: William Congreve's "The Way of the World", 1700

     Review: Shakespeare's Henry IV, parts 1+2

     Collateral damage in Hamlet and the Merchant of Venice: Imbalances between character realism and plot requirements in Shakespeare

     Stories with and without meaning: The Urban Fantasy Anthology

     Book review and writing tip - Mask of the Sorcerer:  Too much wonder

     Review:  The Hobbit (the 2013 Peter Jackson movie)

     Peter Beagle: The Line Between

     Henry James: Daisy Miller + Pandora

     Review: Saul Bellow, Seize the Day (1953)

     Saul Bellow's short stories

     Review: The Razor's Edge by W. Somerset Maugham

     Update: The Razor's Edge

     Review: Ivan Turgenev's Rudin (1856, Russian)

     Review: William Faulkner's As I Lay Dying (I said some stupid things)

     Confused by Charles Bukowski

     New pony tale: "Loyalty" (but really about The Things They Carried)

     Review: The Elegance of the Hedgehog

     Review: House Made of Dawn

     Review: I am Not a Serial Killer

FANDOM

FimFiction (reverse chronological)

     A historic occasion: No clop in the featured box!

     Do not click on the green eye: It doesn't follow; it unfollows.

     The importance of user interfaces: We have good stories because we have a good UI

     A hypothetical question about thumbs

     The stupidest thing about the featured box

     Writer attrition: 1/3 per year: 1/3 of writers leave fimfiction each year

     We are the two-and-a-half percent: 2.5% as many words are read on fimfiction as in printed English novels

     How popular is each character tag?

     @#& *&#$%#$% #$%$#%!!! (no more story favorited-by lists)

     What do "story views" mean now?

     A warning about the new bookshelves

     EM Forster on Ulysses as fan-fiction

   * Attrition: An estimate of the rate at which people leave fimfiction

     When do readers know whether they liked a story?

     Peachy

     EMERGENCY! (Unless you are Professor Plum, in which case please ignore this)

     TODAY: Baron Munchausen Skype

     Black-and-red alicorns, I mean soldiers, in Equestria

     Descriptions

     More on writing to not be disliked

     The Firefly effect: Niche stories get fewer but more-interested readers

   * Writing to not be disliked

     Serious Stories

     Serious Stories 2.0

     Obligatory TWE post, and a new group

     When do people read fimfiction?

     First stab at recommendations

   * Some statistics on fimfiction.net: Ranking authors

Other (reverse chronological)

     Some Luna head-canon

     R.I.P. T.P.

     Trotcon 2015

     Their hate makes us strong: Bronydom is good because membership has a price

     Speaking of hate...: Terrorism is funny when it's against furries

     Mauxie (Maud/Trixie)

     Something Not Safe for Ghost

     Bronycon 2014

     Boycott Hasbro?

     Sad bronies

   * Collective Pony Nouns

   * We're Number One, maybe

     Bronycon 2013

     My Little Pony is not a women's show

     Even here there be ponies

     A Tale of Two Siblings (a fandom charity)

     Why Double Rainboom offends me

     And now, most-surreal My Little Pony reference in a webcomic!

     Just a silly Luna comic

     Legend of Zelda, Starring Zelda

     Las Pegasus Relief auction and Kiki's fund (I don't recommend Kiki's fund)

     Las Pegasus Relief League auction:  A win-win charity

     Writers vs. artists on alicornification

     WTF, Hasbro?

     Suddenly, I want to know

     Abnormal

     My My Little Pony / OkCupid experiment

     Lauren Faust on MLP G1

     Valve founder Gabe Newell is a brony

ME ME ME (chronological)

   * Pony Tales

     Art: New avatar

     Eating Humble Pie

     A Christmas present to my watchers

     Bad Horse 2012: A self-indulgent self-review

     So it turns out I'm Celestia

     Bad Horse, ponykiller

     Audio readings by me

     Golden Vision will interview me Saturday on livestream

     Interview follow-up, reviews, and my secret story

     On Moving On

     In which I offer to steal your ideas *

     Father's Day

     I've been vaulted!

     I'm not trying to kill you

     I've been scribbled!

     Happy holidays!

     Writing: "All the Pretty Pony Princesses" vs. Charles de Lint: The conscious vs. the subconscious

     Why fan-fiction does twist endings better (Trust, Game of Immortals, Happy Ending)

     Write-off: Yay me!

     This could have been mine

     Canterlot's Finest / Moments

   * My Royal Canterlot Library interview for "The Magician & the Detective"

     Poll: So why are you watching me, anyway?

     (Russian translation of 20 minutes)

     Fluttershy, Big Mac, and Mike Stahly

     The White Wolf novel I'm (sort of) working on

     Clarion write-a-thon

     Clarion write-a-thon, starting now!

     You guys are amazing!

     You guys are a little too amazing

     Clarion write-a-thon: You can stop now

     Ἐλπίς (Elpis (Hope))

     Should "Elpis" have the Dark tag?

     The Phoenix (Old Friends-related comic)

     Be my 1000th watcher!

     Required reading (my bookshelf & what it means)

     Reading of "Elpis" by Cherax; other readings

     Which story should I ask Karen Joy Fowler to read?

     Revoking "Severus Spike"

     An explanation of "Elpis"

     Yeah, I've had a script produced.

     Mailmare discussion [ALL THE SPOILERS]

     New story: Worth It

     Complete this story if you dare, which led to...

     Two and two-half barn-busting stories: Completions of that story

     2 new short shorts

     I am now part of the literary canon: They teach me at Princeton!

     Writing: The Mailmare, Fallout: Equestria, bad guys, and economics

     InquisitorM on "The Mailmare"

     Why it's easy for me to write fan-fiction

     Excuses, and "Pony Play" is now a multi-media presentation

     Reading of "Bad Horse's Bedtime Stories" by Neighrator Pony

OTHER

Humor

     The 10 Creepiest Things About My Little Pony

     Friendship is Magic, Magic comes from SATAN

     Bad Horse Books, Inc.

     Unicorn clop simulator!

     We are not the weirdest people out there

     Bronies: Living up to the stereotype

     R34 explained

     Yeah, I got your Hearth's Warming story right here.

     Welcome the Ubuntu Utopic Unicorn

     Your Daily Wut: PartiallyClips, Cowboy Roping

     Quote of the day: Wes of AmazingSuperPowers.com on cloning

     Relief for lavender unicorn syndrome

     Good pre-reader, bad pre-reader

     bookplayer's 50 questions

     We go to the gallery

     Programming language analogies

     Publishers still don't get online distribution...

     Silly human...

     Today on FML: Brony-trolling fail

     Now canon

     Not canon

     Mondays

     It's good to be bad

     Leitmotifs

     For SCIENCE!

     Dragon, why u so mean?

     What I learned today: "Pony play"

     Rainbow Dash sighted in Indonesia

     Found in a fortune cookie

     A thought you will never be able to unthink

     You've had too much pony when...

     My new alicorn OC

     Celestia pin-up

     Bad hair day / Awesome hair day?

     The Original Batman

     All I ask...

Life

     How to Lose

     The Hunger Games and hypocrisy

     Live a meaningless life

     How the Web destroyed civilization

Other Other

     The coolest thing I've seen this month

     Daily D'awww

     The tree that owns itself

     Another reason to visit New Zealand

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#1 · 59w, 6d ago · · ·

A lot of these get 404 errors

Correction: I think all of them get 404'd

#3 · 59w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2159678

Awesome, by the way. I can't wait to go through them all.

Curiosity: What was wrong with them?

#4 · 59w, 6d ago · · ·

Thank you. This is pretty awesome.

#5 · 59w, 6d ago · · ·

Excellent.  You're going to add this to your fimfic page, right?

I've already clicked through and read a couple of the older ones that sounded interesting, so it's doing its job.

#6 · 59w, 6d ago · · ·

Very nice.  I did an index for my stories recently for much the same reason, but probably won't for my blog posts, because I seldom say anything profound in them.  I would advise you to link to this in your main page (like I did for mine) to make it easier to find for us later.

#7 · 59w, 6d ago · · ·

Any idea why?

Because whenever EqD prereaders fail a story without reason, they always pin the blame on the show-don't-tell imaginary rule. :pinkiecrazy: Thus, a flock of novice writers fell on your blog like hungry vultures, hoping to learn the trick that would increase their chances of getting published. :pinkiehappy:

Providing completely inaccurate remarks on topics I have no clue about since 2012.

#8 · 59w, 6d ago · · ·

Yay, an index! The main reason I didn't read your old blog posts yet is that navigating them in FIMFiction is a huge pain.

I second the request for you to link this on your page and, if possible, keep it updated. Though I'm not taking chances, I've already bookmarked this :twilightsmile:

BTW, do you have anything against getting new comments on month-old (or older) blog posts? If not, a few of mine might start appearing :scootangel:

#9 · 59w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

>>2159835 I've got nothing against comments on old posts. This is the web, not a newspaper.

#10 · 59w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

Bookmarked. :pinkiehappy:

#11 · 53w, 13h ago · 1 · ·

I have not indexed dissertations made in the comments by Titanium Dragon.

Funny enough, this is the reason I'm using this index at this very moment.

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