Bad Horse Blog Index · 9:17pm
Fimfiction provides no easy way to find old blog posts, so this index will always be on my user page. Each list is mostly in chronological or reverse-chronological order.
WRITING
Books, lecture series, and websites about writing
* Understanding Fiction: A book that explains it all.
Writing: Show and tell 1: Francine Prose
EM Forster on character: Novels are for telling
* EM Forster, Aspects of the Novel, chapter 6: Fantasy
EM Forster, Aspects of the Novel, chapter 7: Prophecy
* The Writer's Notebook: Craft essays from Tin House
* Raiders of the Lost Ark: A story analysis from Scriptnotes
Literary modernism explained: The Teaching Company audio course, Literary Modernism by Jeffrey Perl
Bickham on Setting (POV & setting changes, casting against setting)
* Writing tip: Know whom you're taking advice from (beware of Jack Bickham)
Writing: Jack Bickham, my strange hero
Story structure; What makes something a story? (mostly chronological, because new posts refer to old posts)
* Stories with and without meaning: The Urban Fantasy Anthology
Writing: Completeness in stories, poems, and songs: We have different standards for what counts as a complete narrative, depending on whether it's presented in prose, poetry, or song.
* The story isn't over when you wrap up the plot and Writing: A Passage to India, & not stopping when the plot ends: The plot is not the story; the plot is only the surface manifestation of the theme. You still need to relate the plot resolution to the theme after you wrap up the plot.
Writing: Saving the world vs. kissing the girl: The story isn't over with the plot success/failure; we need to see its impact on relationships.
Writing: Three more kinds of non-story: These are not stories: The hero does the right thing for the wrong reasons; The hero already knows the thing they “learned”; The author distributes the character growth arc across multiple characters.
* Understanding Fiction: A book that explains it all.
Understanding Fiction: A qualification. Some of the story analyses are useless because they give questions but no answers.
Sex, violence, and meaning: Stories are morals. (Hard to read.)
From sadfic to literature: Tension, Decision, Drama, Theme, Character, Response. Allowable combinations of positive & negative emotions.
Writing: A three-second mistake that ruined an entire movie: The same narrative, told from a different point of view, is a different story.
Human nature and other bullshit: Stories are about the particular issues of particular humans in particular cultures, not about human nature or "what it is to be human".
Bears Discover Fire: Why is this a story?
* Writing: Thematic cheating: Forcing things to work out, against all odds, the way your theme demands, is dishonest propaganda.
The Blues Brothers as magic realism
An extremely short story: The GIF Day
Writing is philosophy by existence proof
Everything I Needed To Know About Life, I Learned From Supervillains: The classic superhero story is carefully constructed to justify our crappy, thoughtless lives to ourselves.
Why I'm about to "No true Scotsman" you: If there are patterns that make something a story, you have to expect there are bad stories that don't fit those patterns.
The Gilligan's Island theory of stories: A theory of story is always limited to some subset of all possible story types.
* ROF1. A general evolutionary theory of fiction: Why our brains reward us for reading stories. Why they like stories that are painful. Why they like stories that are bad for us.
Characters
* Writing: Relating plot and character. "Look Before You Sleep" and bookplayer's "How to Do a Sonic Rainboom".
On Mary Sues: Some people need Mary Sues.
Write-off: Why I love "The Ponies we Love"
Philip Yancey on real vs. fictional characters
Bickham on Setting (POV & setting changes, casting against setting)
* Collateral damage in Hamlet and the Merchant of Venice: Imbalances between character realism and plot requirements in Shakespeare
The Great Shakespeare / My Little Pony Showdown: Part 1: Who writes more-distinctive characters: Shakespeare, or the writers of My Little Pony?
* The Great Shakespeare / My Little Pony Showdown: Part 2: RESULTS!
Twilight Sparkle's Literary Preferences: Twilight doesn't like all books.
Writing: One single sharp character moment
Character names: Re-use versus re-describe: Lavender unicorns in the EQD Omnibus
Why it's easy for me to write fan-fiction
Show and Tell
Writing: When to show & when to tell
Writing: Telling vs. body language
Writing: Other ways to look at "Show, don't tell": If you can tell it, tell it. Show things that you're not sure about. Tell the things that could generate confusion but not drama.
Writing: Show and tell 1: Francine Prose
Writing: Show & tell 2: Extreme telling
EM Forster on character: Novels are for telling
Writing: When only to show: The Heart is a Lonely Hunter
Superman taught me to kill: Things shown are true. The reader may interpret things merely said to be lies. Subconsciously.
Honeycomb on show, don't tell: Don't tell the reader what to feel or think.
Literary Theory (chronological)
* Thoughts on listening to Mahler's Fifth Symphony three times in a row
Literary modernism explained: The Teaching Company audio course, Literary Modernism by Jeffrey Perl.
An explanation of a famous neo-modernist poem
Modernist politics: Stalin and Hitler versus the movies
"You're stupid and Ezra Pound is not." Also, Modernism is a plot by the CIA.
* Post-modern dialectic as improv (Real Presences by George Steiner, a bad book I learned a lot from)
Genres
* EM Forster, Aspects of the Novel, chapter 6: Fantasy
EM Forster, Aspects of the Novel, chapter 7: Prophecy
* Fantasy as deontology (finale spoiler)
Help me out: Art in context: Does literature depend on its context, as David Byrne says all art does?
Children's books as mind control: We don't keep scary things away from children to protect them. We do it to control them.
Story analyses
* Raiders of the Lost Ark: A story analysis from Scriptnotes
Theme and plot: A Canterlot Carol
* Writing: War and peace, truth and fiction
Why Fallout: Equestria is Worth Reading Even if You Hate it
Annotation: Skywriter's "Torn Apart & Devoured By Lions"
Excerpt: The Last Unicorn, chapter 8
The Last Unicorn, chapter 13 again, funky stuff highlighted
Writing: Plot in Cormac McCarthy's "All the Pretty Horses"
Writing: "All the Pretty Pony Princesses" vs. Charles de Lint: The conscious vs. the subconscious
Why fan-fiction does twist endings better (Trust, Game of Immortals, Happy Ending)
Writing: Tempted by meaning: Stories in Understanding Fiction that are just about their meanings are boring.
Style
Writing: Waves of style (Excerpt: The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, part 2, chapter 4)
Writing: Bjarke Ingels on style
* Information theory and writing
Writing: News from the front in the war on adverbs
Writing: Culture and sentence length
Stylometrics: Sir Terry Pratchett vs. GhostOfHeraclitus
Stylometrics: Factoring out Equestria and point of view
Scene structure
Mythbusting: Scene + Sequel structure
* Scene structure cures dull dialogue: Dull dialogue results from a dull scene, not from a lack of body language.
Writing: Build-ups and resolutions versus shocks and limbo
Writing: Follow each chain of thought to its end
Dialogue
* Writing: Dialogue and artifice (bookplayer): Realistic dialogue isn't as good as distinctive dialogue.
Writing: Collaborative experiment: Speech tags: When did writers start using speech tags?
Point of view
Writing: The romance novel POV trick
Bickham on Setting (POV & setting changes, casting against setting)
Tips & Techniques (most-useful first)
* Crutches (relying on dragons, death, & romance)
* Why the new My Little Pony is 20% cooler
* Writing: Keeping all the puzzle pieces in play: Managing your reader's short-term memory
* The Writer's Notebook: Craft essays from Tin House
* Symbolism in the Doctor Who episode "Amy's Choice"
* Writing: You can't tell by the color
* The geography of story: Physical movement symbolizes story movement.
How not to ship the Mane 6 with each other
Write bestsellers using this one simple trick!
Writing: Adam Cadre's Narrative Patterns. Heuristics for fiction.
Bickham on Setting (POV & setting changes, casting against setting)
Writing tip: Know whom you're taking advice from
An apology (for my "bad advice" post)
When to throw away story ideas (because they won't be popular)
The Extraordinary Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Writing: Philip Roth on the importance of knowing what people fantasize about, and of hating things
Grammar
Things that make you say "Hmm..." (when you can't use a contraction)
Other
Writing: Short-shorts and the word-count donut hole
Why read?: Is reading fun?
Writing: Jack Bickham, my strange hero
Comedy vs. Humor: Comedy amuses. Humor emotionally connects with the reader. Shakespeare wrote comedy; Joseph Heller wrote humor.
Beyond Ponies: An anthology of non-pony fics by ponyfic writers
Private stories, songs, & movies
Everything I Have to Say About "Gratuitous" Sex Scenes Summarized in Three Words
The Paris Review: Writers at Work
Making story art with the GIMP
Is writing like computer programming?
Does reading tvtropes.org make you a better writer?
SFF writing workshops: Deadlines, money, and a fim-fiction scholarship
Writing quote of the day: So you think you're smart
Quote of the day: William Goldman: The day you think you know how to do it is the day you're done as a writer.
Readers want blood (NY Times bestellers are mostly bloody)
Things to avoid in stories: banality, contrivance, predictability, thinness, falseness, randomness, tidiness
Writing: Philip Roth, & the ethics of writing
Ink blots and Moby Dick: The way characters interpret things tells us about them. Similarly, good literature may be an inkblot test of the reader.
Writing: Philip Roth on writing Anne Frank fan-fiction
Writing: Anvil and fan-fiction
REVIEWS
Pony alerts & reviews (reverse chronological)
New story: I Shall Please by FanOfMostEverything
TheJediMasterEd's first story: "Beneath your feet, what treasures"
Two and two-half barn-busting stories
Adventures in Twilight's Gall Bladder, read by ShadowOfCygnus
A couple of stories from the write-off
Story recommendation: Collaborators
Summer is Magic: Forever Summer
18th Brewmare & 50 Shades of Brad
A new story from Bob From Bottles
An early yet confident recommendation (GaPJaxie, "Daring Do")
Maud Pie meets Quizzical: The poetry of the layers
A semi-secret, semi-new Skywriter story, "One Perfect Throw"
Read this now: Thou Goddess, by horizon
Fic alert: Height, by PoweredByTea
A reading of "Coyote and the Boulder", by me
A few recommendations (The Never-Was and Wouldn't-Be by Obselescence, Daring Do and the Dance by Georg, Home by RBDash47, Roaming by Skywriter)
Recommendations: Cloud Wander, archonix
A couple of recommendations: GaPJaxie & Jedi Master Ed
Twilight Sparkle vs. the Equestrian Library Association
Belated emergency signal boost, & DuncanR
Reviews: Mortal, Twilight's Forfeit
Story recommendation: Biblical Monsters by Horse Voice
Emergency new story announcement: Shorts by Cold in Gardez
Emergency new story announcement: Hoardsmiths by Skywriter
Theme and plot: A Canterlot Carol
Story recommendations: Kaleidoscope, A Canterlot Carol, Thweet Geniuth
Emergency new story announcement: Quizzical
Emergency new story announcement: Equestria's End by Aquillo
Emergency new story announcement: In Their Highness' Clandestine Corps by AugieDog
Why Fallout: Equestria is Worth Reading Even if You Hate it
Whom the Princesses Would Destroy (GhostOfHeraclitus)
Three new comedies (Georg, Cobra Commander, GhostOfHeraclitus)
Recommendations: If a Pony Catch a Pony, Legends of the Night Guard, Cool Jazz
New story rec: Concept art (Georg)
Non-pony reviews
Twilight anti-fan-fiction: Luminosity, by Alicorn
An apology to TS Eliot (The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock)
Review: Ford Madox Ford, The Good Soldier, 1915
John Updike's 6 Rules for Reviewing
Review: William Congreve's "The Way of the World", 1700
Review: Shakespeare's Henry IV, parts 1+2
Collateral damage in Hamlet and the Merchant of Venice: Imbalances between character realism and plot requirements in Shakespeare
Stories with and without meaning: The Urban Fantasy Anthology
Book review and writing tip - Mask of the Sorcerer: Too much wonder
Review: The Hobbit (the 2013 Peter Jackson movie)
Peter Beagle: The Line Between
Henry James: Daisy Miller + Pandora
Review: Saul Bellow, Seize the Day (1953)
Review: The Razor's Edge by W. Somerset Maugham
Review: Ivan Turgenev's Rudin (1856, Russian)
Review: William Faulkner's As I Lay Dying (I said some stupid things)
New pony tale: "Loyalty" (but really about The Things They Carried)
Review: The Elegance of the Hedgehog
Review: I am Not a Serial Killer
FANDOM
FimFiction (reverse chronological)
A historic occasion: No clop in the featured box!
Do not click on the green eye: It doesn't follow; it unfollows.
The importance of user interfaces: We have good stories because we have a good UI
A hypothetical question about thumbs
The stupidest thing about the featured box
Writer attrition: 1/3 per year: 1/3 of writers leave fimfiction each year
We are the two-and-a-half percent: 2.5% as many words are read on fimfiction as in printed English novels
How popular is each character tag?
@#& *&#$%#$% #$%$#%!!! (no more story favorited-by lists)
What do "story views" mean now?
A warning about the new bookshelves
EM Forster on Ulysses as fan-fiction
* Attrition: An estimate of the rate at which people leave fimfiction
When do readers know whether they liked a story?
EMERGENCY! (Unless you are Professor Plum, in which case please ignore this)
Black-and-red alicorns, I mean soldiers, in Equestria
More on writing to not be disliked
The Firefly effect: Niche stories get fewer but more-interested readers
Obligatory TWE post, and a new group
When do people read fimfiction?
* Some statistics on fimfiction.net: Ranking authors
Other (reverse chronological)
Their hate makes us strong: Bronydom is good because membership has a price
Speaking of hate...: Terrorism is funny when it's against furries
Mauxie (Maud/Trixie)
My Little Pony is not a women's show
Even here there be ponies
A Tale of Two Siblings (a fandom charity)
Why Double Rainboom offends me
And now, most-surreal My Little Pony reference in a webcomic!
Legend of Zelda, Starring Zelda
Las Pegasus Relief auction and Kiki's fund (I don't recommend Kiki's fund)
Las Pegasus Relief League auction: A win-win charity
Writers vs. artists on alicornification
My My Little Pony / OkCupid experiment
Valve founder Gabe Newell is a brony
ME ME ME (chronological)
A Christmas present to my watchers
Bad Horse 2012: A self-indulgent self-review
Golden Vision will interview me Saturday on livestream
Interview follow-up, reviews, and my secret story
In which I offer to steal your ideas *
Writing: "All the Pretty Pony Princesses" vs. Charles de Lint: The conscious vs. the subconscious
Why fan-fiction does twist endings better (Trust, Game of Immortals, Happy Ending)
* My Royal Canterlot Library interview for "The Magician & the Detective"
Poll: So why are you watching me, anyway?
(Russian translation of 20 minutes)
Fluttershy, Big Mac, and Mike Stahly
The White Wolf novel I'm (sort of) working on
Clarion write-a-thon, starting now!
You guys are a little too amazing
Clarion write-a-thon: You can stop now
Should "Elpis" have the Dark tag?
The Phoenix (Old Friends-related comic)
Required reading (my bookshelf & what it means)
Reading of "Elpis" by Cherax; other readings
Which story should I ask Karen Joy Fowler to read?
Yeah, I've had a script produced.
Mailmare discussion [ALL THE SPOILERS]
Complete this story if you dare, which led to...
Two and two-half barn-busting stories: Completions of that story
I am now part of the literary canon: They teach me at Princeton!
Writing: The Mailmare, Fallout: Equestria, bad guys, and economics
Why it's easy for me to write fan-fiction
Excuses, and "Pony Play" is now a multi-media presentation
Reading of "Bad Horse's Bedtime Stories" by Neighrator Pony
OTHER
Humor
The 10 Creepiest Things About My Little Pony
Friendship is Magic, Magic comes from SATAN
We are not the weirdest people out there
Bronies: Living up to the stereotype
Yeah, I got your Hearth's Warming story right here.
Welcome the Ubuntu Utopic Unicorn
Your Daily Wut: PartiallyClips, Cowboy Roping
Quote of the day: Wes of AmazingSuperPowers.com on cloning
Relief for lavender unicorn syndrome
Good pre-reader, bad pre-reader
Programming language analogies
Publishers still don't get online distribution...
Today on FML: Brony-trolling fail
What I learned today: "Pony play"
Rainbow Dash sighted in Indonesia
A thought you will never be able to unthink
You've had too much pony when...
Bad hair day / Awesome hair day?
Life
The Hunger Games and hypocrisy
How the Web destroyed civilization
Other Other












A lot of these get 404 errors
Correction: I think all of them get 404'd
>>2159662 Fixed.
>>2159678
Awesome, by the way. I can't wait to go through them all.
Curiosity: What was wrong with them?
Thank you. This is pretty awesome.
Excellent. You're going to add this to your fimfic page, right?
I've already clicked through and read a couple of the older ones that sounded interesting, so it's doing its job.
Very nice. I did an index for my stories recently for much the same reason, but probably won't for my blog posts, because I seldom say anything profound in them. I would advise you to link to this in your main page (like I did for mine) to make it easier to find for us later.
Because whenever EqD prereaders fail a story without reason, they always pin the blame on the show-don't-tell imaginary rule.
Thus, a flock of novice writers fell on your blog like hungry vultures, hoping to learn the trick that would increase their chances of getting published. 
Providing completely inaccurate remarks on topics I have no clue about since 2012.
Yay, an index! The main reason I didn't read your old blog posts yet is that navigating them in FIMFiction is a huge pain.
I second the request for you to link this on your page and, if possible, keep it updated. Though I'm not taking chances, I've already bookmarked this
BTW, do you have anything against getting new comments on month-old (or older) blog posts? If not, a few of mine might start appearing
>>2159835 I've got nothing against comments on old posts. This is the web, not a newspaper.
Bookmarked.
Funny enough, this is the reason I'm using this index at this very moment.