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Spike's got three whole days to himself while Twilight is away at the Crystal Empire. Three whole days to be independent and free to do whatever he wants.

Or he would have, if a female dragon hadn't mistaken him for an abandoned hatchling. Now he's been snatched up and taken to her home to be "properly cared for."

Stuck in a cave with an overly-protective dragon intent on mothering him...maybe he should have just gone with Twilight.

Thanks to QueenCold for letting me use this picture of theirs as cover art!

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Talks broke down. The unification failed. Hearth's Warming have never occurred. The Great Pony War divided the land, and fears of a prophecy forced the unicorns deep underground and into near extinction.

Almost one thousand years have passed. The curious unicorn Sparkle yearns to breach the surface to discover its many wonders and to search for her missing father and brother, both of whom crossed over many years ago. She is forbidden to leave the safety of her subterranean village of Unicornia until she discovers an orange earth pony washed up on the shores of an underground river. That pony bears one of the six Elements fabled to change the world.

Or destroy it.

Cover art credit goes to ouyrof.

Re:Harmony was conceived before Season 4 aired, so some personalities and character relations do not line up with the show's canon.

Also, please refrain from revealing spoilers in the comments. Thanks!

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Picture a world where Twilight Sparkle wasn't born a mare, but a stallion named "Dusk Shine"; now, picture Dusk Shine wasn't born a pony, but a human. This follows the re-imagined story of Dusk Shine and the Mane Five in the world of Equestria, as humans, and witness Dusk shine's growth into prosperity while dealing with the feelings of his five female friends as they try to win him over.

Warning: There are perverse Akamatsu/Takehashi/Kajishimi/Ikeda/Okuda calibur harem antics and this fanfic is a reinmagining of the original Unexpected Love Life of Dusk Shine created by Memeasaurus, which had been discontinued due to the author's inability to handle demands. Also, this story features humanized ponies; so, be prepared for a whole lot of boobs!

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Things have been weird since I woke up, mostly that I'm on a planet I don't know, wearing something I don't remember, and own a ship. All that is familiar is the backpack shaped item on my... back. Yet, its called an exosuit? Another thing, I now wear a visor and own a multi-tool? Its all unfamiliar and yet... I feel like it is familiar, like a whole world of memories is hiding in my own head. All I know is my ship is broken and my best bet is to fix it and try and figure out who I am, and where I come from?


Hello Readers! This fanfiction is inspired by MLP and No Man's Sky, with some additions to NMS by yours truly! Expect some new, and unfamiliar, storytelling devices in No Mare's Sky! Currently cancelled.


Group: No Mare's Sky

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Just a prompt to see if I can write these kinds of stories.
Depending whether or not this is well received, I'll write a sequel to save some dames!
When I mean they are anthro, with the tag, I mean they can walk on hind legs comfortably. That's it and all there is to it, nothing special.


In a world where Twilight Sparkle never became the Element of Magic, but instead one of the biggest Problem Sleuths in Canterlot, you are now PI Sparkle and you are currently locked inside of your office in Canterlot the week before your retirement.
=> Who is PI Sparkle?
PI Sparkle was a small time consultant detective in Canterlot. She helped the Canterlot Police Department with solving seemingly impossible cases by using her wit, magic, and keen eye to detail. PI Sparkle soon made a name for herself that shook even the most slippery and toughest of criminals alive. Very quickly, she had became Equestria's best Problem Sleuth.
Two years later, PI Sparkle plans to hang up the hat and coat to retire, move to a small town named Ponyville, and become the resident librarian.
But first, she really needs to escape her office in Canterlot.


Inspired by Problem Sleuth.
original artist

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[ Inspired off Season 5 Finale - Nightmare Moon Verse ]
Social reject, blank flank, and failed candidate for Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, Twilight Sparkle's life couldn't get anymore depressing even if she tried. Yet still she looks to the other things in her life to get by, such as her job selling donuts at Joe's Bakery, her best friend Smarty Pants, as well as her inspiration to someday be as great as The Great and Powerful Trixie herself! Life isn't as bad as it may seem, and she enjoys the simplicity of her daily routine, the peace of her recluse world. That is until suddenly she is targeted by the current ruling body of Equestria, Nightmare Moon herself!? Perhaps she spoke too soon. Better run Twilight, destiny is calling!

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Trixie Lulamoon is many things; a notable stage magician, an illustrious dictator, and now, detective for hire. Assisting the Canterlot Police Department whenever they call upon her, join Trixie's adventures as she solves impossible cases and apprehends despicable villains.

Twilight's along for the ride too... Mainly to ensure that Trixie doesn't end up arrested or dead.


Inspired by PixelKitties' Trixie - Consulting Unicorn comics, and Sherlock Holmes.

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This story is a sequel to The Masks We Wear


Flicker Nicker has joined the Rat Catcher's Guild of Canterlot, the unsung heroes that keep Equestria from the plague. Changes are upon the horizon as disease becomes an ever increasing threat, and new enemies lurk in the deep, dark places where the vermin hide.

But Flicker isn't too worried about creeping death, the appearance of new enemies, or the coming of new plagues, just so long as he can wear his mask—the mask makes the pony, after all.

An entry in the Weedverse.

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The Bearers of the Elements of Harmony failed to stop Sombra in time from getting into the Crystal Empire and acquiring the Crystal Heart. Now the Crystal Empire is ruled over by a tyrannical unicorn, that will stop at nothing to get what he wants.

Equestria is on the brink of war, and the only ones who can stop the evil king of the Crystal Empire, are six mares. Those six mares are the Element Bearers, but can they use the elements while one of their own is missing and in fact within their enemy's grasp?
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This story is a pickup from Pat_Hoof_5000, with his generous permission of course. I aim to finish what he started.

Collab with the awesome pony known as LightningBass94

That Romance tag isn't there for the reason you probably think it is.
Also, this story was added into groups that it no longer fits into. It was added to these groups by the previous author.

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Jacket was definitely someone you'd miss in public, no one would care if he just disappeared from the face of Equestria but that doesn't hurt him. Nothing can hurt him anymore, no one could hurt him anymore, and even then he doesn't care about anything.

Does he even care about himself?

As Jacket keeps looking over his shoulder in fear, the guilt, the blood he's spread, the lives he's taken are clouding his mind. And as much as Jacket tries to deny his emotions, his remorse, he cannot take it anymore. Without the masks giving him the personalities he need, all he is is a mute, timid colt with nothing to lose but his undeserving life.

As he tries to adjust to a life outside of bloodshed and mental breaks, he does one last job. That is, until one leap of faith into the neon soaked blood bath is going to flip his entire spectrum of reality upside down as he continues to look over his shoulder, and look deeper into his mind and solve the question that's been on his subconscious.

Is he enjoying killing other ponies?


Princess Twilight Sparkle was definitely someone you cannot miss in public, every pony would care if she just disappeared from the face of Equestria but that doesn't matter to her. Nothing matters anymore.

Does she even matter?

Fluttershy has been kidnapped, her sudden quick prone to aggression is changing her, and one leap of faith into the neon lights is going to flip her entire spectrum of reality upside down as she continues to look deeper into her own mind and answer the biggest question she's ever faced.

Does she like hurting other ponies?

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