Twilight is taking a lovely morning stroll. SA shows up. He has Old Spice. Autism ensues..

Christian Weston Chandler, literally the worst human to ever exist, uses the might of his autism to pierce the veil between realities. Now he and his son, Sonichu, the electric-hedgehog-type pokemon, find themselves in Equestria facing an enemy the likes of which has never been seen.
Can these legendary heroes save our beloved ponies? Read and find out you digital dumbey!

A crossover with autism.
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If you don't know who/what Christian Weston Chandler and Sonichu are, I envy you, though such knowledge is not required to enjoy this scrumptious story.

Featured: 9/4/13 & 2/4/15 :)
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A retard goes to Equestria. A brave, special little boy hugs Twilight Sparkle.

After banishing her own sister to the moon, Celestia is feeling better than ever! She is glad to have gotten rid of that silly annoying Luna. Little does she know, Luna can hear her from all the way up there on the moon....

Amidst the frustration of an essay, Rainbow Dash finds herself frustrated. Unfortunate lead to the burning down of Cloudsdale. Hijinks ensue.

In collaboration with Doom Trot.

We're sorry.

We're not sorry.

Star Shadow Thunder is an alicorn who must go on an adventure to save the Princesses from Discord and Chrysalis and Sombra.

Along the way, he will encounter many dangers, but his special and mysterious powers will save him from destruction.

This is my first story ever. I hope you enjoy it.

in the dark of the night a small moaning can be heard through out the castle and young princess luna decides to investigate although what she finds is something that will change her forever

Lightning Rider and Scootaloo don't always see eye to eye. But there's one thing that Lightning won't stand for and that's bullying. So she decides to teach Diamond Tiara a lesson...

Lightning Rider and Scootaloo don't always see eye to eye but when she finds out what Diamond Tiara said to her, she gets angry. (This happens after the events of Flight to the finish.)

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My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the Princessesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too plus Flash Sentry! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures in Equestria! This will be tagged slice of life though because it's mostly slice of life except when it's not.

I WANT TO MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR FOR ALL THE HATERS: MY OC IS NOT A "MARY SUE" BECAUSE HE IS NOT AN ALICORN!
Most of the time at least

Also, he's dating Applejack.

Cover art by me.

NOTE: The mods decided they had had enough of the chicanery, and unpublished this. I'm reuploading it a few chapters at a time, with all the meta and simply too-crackficky stuff cordoned off in little boxes.

Hey, at least it's not another Soldier in Equestria story.

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This is a story where once friendly Nightmare Star is sent to live on the stars for 1,000,000 years and has come back for some great revenge.