The Black and Red alicorn placed a bat wing upon my withers, and recited the following incantation:
"I like large flanks and I cannot lie,
Now to the past we must fly.
Into the blue vortex
Wearing spandex."
We flew into the past.
When my eyes opened, We were surrounded by green folliage. "My child," the alicorn intoned in dulcet tones, "We are in the past, when the Magical Elexir of Wellness still exists. In the present, the army of evil mare e-sues have destroyed it, but since we are here in the past, we may find the elexir and save our kind."
"Hey, by the way, friend, what is your name?" I asked.
"Oh, dear friend, my name is immaterial. But if you must know, my name is John Henry. And you shall help me save our kind."