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// HERP DERP CHIRP CHIRP 
// Story: ⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩ 
// by Super Trampoline 
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One day, Derpy Hooves wandered into this story.

"Oi, hey Derpibooruy, long time no see. How you been?"

"Oh, hi there, Super Trampoline, very progressive of you to forget those of us who are handicapped the moment you no longer need to cash in diversity tokens."

"Uhhhhhhhh..." I responded.

"Haha just pulling your tail ya silly bugger!"

I didn't remember Derpy being characterized as this spicy.

"Oy, ya daft git! That's the beauty of fanfic innut? I wanna be some poor bastardization of a retarded Scotsmare, I can be, eh?"

I, uh, wasn't how to respond to that. I mean, If she wants to call herself that? 

Um, welcome to the cast then, Derpy who acts like the munitions dude from TF2!

"Yah salty wonker, it's a demoman! Christ on me crackers!"

"Derpy! Language! This is rated E for Everypony. Not D for how many knockoffs swears Derpy can land!"

"Oy, fine, but only if you do at least some cursory research on how Skittish (dumb pun of ponies from Skitland) folks actually speak, aye me bonny lad?"

Yeah, okay, guess another wikipedia dive is in order. Please, everypony, welcome Derpy Hooves AKA Ditzy Doo AKA Muffins AKA a character I used too write a lot but haven't in a while to the cast of Please Downvote!