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// Trenderhoof Tanka 
// Story: ⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩ 
// by Super Trampoline 
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“Trenderhoof”, I said,
“stop fetishizing earth pones.
“It’s kind of racist.
“I’m dating AJ for love,
“Not ‘earth pony work ethic’.”