Nice stories.

Oh wait, you're dead

Thanks for the fave on The Celestia Code!

Thank you very much for the watch that you have graciously given to me. I shall treasure it always, keep it in a box by my bedside, forget it is there after a couple of weeks, and one day after looking through all my old stuff see it and be all "Hey! I remember this!"

At least I am honest Have a great day and thanks again

Thanks for the watch! What'd you chose to do so?

I think you should make it clear that your story was meant ironically, as a parody of all other stories like it. Even if it wasn't meant that way, lie to get yourself out of hot water. Give it a comedy tag if it doesn't already have one.