One day, Twilight Sparkle approached me. She said “Super, isn’t doing all these tanka poems just a cheap way to boost your chapter count without actually putting much work in? I’m surprised the mods haven’t gotten annoyed at you.”
“You’re right, Twilight”, I replied. “Completely right. Want to make out?”
“ Stop trying to change the subject. But yes, I would love to.“
And thus I successfully changed the subject despite her protestations and then Twilight Sparkle and I made out. As you know, I am dating her and many other ponies at the same time because I am a total stud. Being a total stud is one of my many special talents.