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// Chapter 420,69: Celestia's Tonka Truck-Sized Badonka Tanka which does not feature the appearance of Ivanka or Sri Lanka 
// Story: ⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩ 
// by Super Trampoline 
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" Super! " Twilight angry yelled very loud with much commotion and frustration

Uh oh I thought. 
Hey Twilight sparkle, Princess of equestria, how are you doing?

"Are you about to miss use Japanese poetry by making it about celestia's large behind?"

Twilight sparkle, I replied in as Sachurine and blatantly fake of a voice as possible, how could you, you wound me. I would never make fun of our dear Celestia and her ineffably collosal rear end that is both red shifting and blue shifting simultaneously

Wow, Twilight replied that is actually a very slightly clever cosmetology joke well played anyway remember this is a rated everyone's story you cannot use inappropriate content.

Are you telling me that celestia's Pixar Mom-sized posterior is inappropriate content for a five line poem with syllables per line of five, seven, five, seven, seven?

Yes Twilight said face hoofing. Yes I am.

Wow I said, truly hurt. So much for the tolerant left.