What if Rainbow Dash had been present when Discord gave the Mane Cast their first shot at him? How could things have gone different? How could this have changed things?How could this have changed Twilight?

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Now with the super editor FredMSloniker!
Now with a wonderful cover image by Conicer!
Also - Awesome Fanart - http://nyuuchandiannepie.deviantart.com/art/Discolight-273099814

Update Plans
December 11 - Edited versions of first four chapters
December 14 - Chapter 5
Future updates at least 1 time per week.
Total Planned Chapters - 12

Twilight Sparkle wakes up one morning to find she's undergone some changes. She shortly discovers she wasn't the only one. (New cover art by Jamey4 on deviantart http://jamey4.deviantart.com/)

Warning, this work of fiction contains multiple fourth wall breaks, massive silliness, and more than a trace amount of alicorns.
The author may or may not have snapped at times in the writing of this work, and it shows. Bring a towel, you may get wet.

When Twilight Sparkle first arrived in Ponyville, she thought every pony there was crazy. Nowadays, she fits right in. This is the story of a normal day in her new home.

In a freak accident from the Cloudsdale weather control team, Twilight is struck down by an errant lightning bolt. But the veil of death is relatively thin...

Octavia is a high-class pony. Fine alcohol is her wont, and uncouthness her intense chagrin. Such is her surprise to find herself lumbered with an insufferable oaf of a DJ pony. However, sometimes these situations work themselves into a satisfactory ultimatum all the same.

Twilight is an intelligent mare, and always has something to say. But when a group of bizarre creatures shows up at her library offering life long service and devotion, for once she's at a loss for words. Which is too bad, because she'd really love to ask: what's a human and why are they so weird?

Story Image by: Megan Lara

I have lived a hard and long life, a life not many survive. I've stolen more then I care to brag about and done better at it then anypony before me. But what will I leave behind... will I die lonely and forgotten from the minds of ponies everywhere...or will I leave... a Legacy.

If you go to the chapter titled "Legacy" it will have a fully updated and edited, e-reader friendly version of the story on google docs.

In the Canterlot Underground Research Facility: Equestrian Warfare Division, a technologically advanced weapons developer, progress is at a halt. Attempts are made to create P.M.D.s (Ponies of Mass Destruction), Equestrian super-soldiers infused with concentrated Rainbow. All test subjects coming through the facility come out either horribly mutated from the radiation from the Rainbow, or in body bags. Celestia has sent word that they will no longer be receiving test subjects, and it looks like C.U.R.F.E.W. will be shut down or converted into a munitions factory.

Yet there is hope. Test Tube, a genius scientist working within the division, comes to a conclusion:

If the Princess will not supply us with experiment ponies...why not make our own?

AN: First official fic. I've done other writing, but never a fic.

*Warning: Will contain gore and sex later on. You have been duly warned!*

*^Credits! Thanks to my pre-reader, Starlight Scratch, as well as the artist of my cover art, Rose Brush.^*

Luna has had enough of Celestia's games, and has found the perfect means of revenge. Using a long-forbidden spell, she transforms her sister into little more than a small filly, all so she could pull the greatest prank ever. Unfortunately, she soon learns that before you fool around with dangerous magic, you really need to read the fine print...

A sequel can be found here.

It's been more than a year since Princess Luna's return to Equestria, and she is making great strides in her language skills. And along with this come a slew of new writing skills.

However, Celestia may have a few objections once she finds out just WHAT Luna has been writing...

Now with a reading by Fanficsational!
And another by Doom Pie Network!
And another by FarnesyFudge!
And another by Teksune Studios!

...Almost forgot to mention! This fic is dedicated to FIMFiction user Karrakaz, who requested more silly Luna and Celestia! Hope you enjoy!