When Twilight was young, she used to sit on the balcony and look down at the statues in the royal garden. At the strange creatures of fur and armour and feathers and horns, and just...wonder on them.
And out of all of them, out of the unique draconequus and the rare Cyclops and the terrifying Invention Monkey, one particular statue always caught her eye.
Four...blocky, for lack of a better word, knights. Frozen in perfect formation, their heads hidden deep within the confines of their helmets. Each one stuck in the same pose, for as long as she'd known them.
And beneath them, engraved into the stone they were a part of, was a simple message.
"Wake us when something fun happens or Celestia stops being a bitch, whichever comes first."

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How do you think weather is controlled? Pegasi moving clouds? Unicorns altering the changing of weather in their midst? Maybe, of the skew of different occupations. But how did it start? What caused bright droughts and gray downpours? It may be farther back than you think. For three titans, of the land, of the sea, and of the sky. The former of all three had created the land to begin with. Using its force to drought the land and raise massive continents, while its counterpart created downpours and put roaring oceans into bloom.

Now, normally, this causes contradiction. And where there is contradiction, there is fighting. The two couldn't settle their quarrels and several millenniums ago, engaged in a brutal fight to the death. However, the final titan, the being of the sky, resolved their qualm, sending the beast of the sea to the darkest depths of the deepest ocean, and the beast of the earth into the pit of the largest volcano.

Now, it is the time under Princess Celestia and Luna's dual-rule, and Twilight Sparkle is preparing important events as it is the week-eve of Hearths Warming Eve. However, a sudden surge of spontaneous squalls and droughts begin to violently wrack the area. Rounding up her friends, Twilight approaches the princess to ask for help, but as she tries to rack her mind for an explanation, one of Equestria's largest catastrophes is in development.

A Crossover with da' Pokemons.

Comet takes his job too seriously. Angel doesn't take anything seriously.

Comet joined to protect kingdom and princess(es). Angel joined for adventure and danger.

Comet isn't interested in mares. Angel can't stop talking about stallions.

Comet is a pegasus. Angel is a bat pony.

Together, this unlikely duo goes through life as Royal Guards from basic training to fully fledged guardsponies. Who knows? Maybe they'll even start to get along.

Cover art by slawomiro.

Deadpool has found himself in Equestria. He isn't very happy about being in a place that's too happy, but he is trying to fit in with everypony. He makes friends and enemies, and confuses the hell out of everything. Will he be able to find a way home?Will he be stuck there? And if so, will he be a good citizen, or bring about the end of Equestria as we know it?

"You know, I don't do that to EVERYWHERE I go, you didn't have to mention that. You're lucky you're safe behind your little laptop screen or wherever the hell you're using this from. If you destroy my image completely in here, I will not hesitate to strangle ya through the-"

Do you wish for a story or not?

"Fine."

So let it be said... so let it... be done.

Hi. If you're listening to me, chances are you're probably not a human. Or, at least, not anymore. Human's don't really exist around here, except others in other forms. Me, I'm pretty much unique. Unique among the unique. And I like this place. Beats getting a swirly on a daily basis anytime. Except for maybe the almost-dying part, but even that seems better. This is my story. How I went from being everybody's favorite punching bag to a legendary beast. Who knows, maybe you'll catch lucky and come here with me. Probably better than living on the planet of the jerks. But enough about that. Let me tell you about, well, me.

This is a part of the many-writer story called "Chess Game of the Gods", which started with Rust's "The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog" which merged with Blackwing's "Griffin the Griffin", and many others joined. Permission has been granted.

After a freak power surge while recording an episode of "Sunshine of Israpony", Simon Lane and Lewis Brindley are teleported to Equestria. Declared dead IRL, and with no way to contact Earth, they are trapped in this magical land, FOREVER.

I am Davette! Yognau(gh)t
Salute/ brohoof to all Yogbronies.

Changelings were always considered to be mindless, emotionless bugs. But three changelings will change those stereotypes when they find themselves captured for research. Twilight needs to take care of these changelings if she wants to or not, but she'll find out that there's more to a changeling than meets the eye...

Edited by the wonderful Shamanim and the amazing Chrissy.

What if there was another pony who joined the pony gang? An actual male who at first seemed worthless? Will his actions, even presence, affect the choices and outcomes of the pony gang? Will different relationships form? That's for him to find out...

(Remake of the FIM series)

The Outsider. His power had been sealed away, and without it, Dunwall and the rest of the universe maybe destroyed. In a desperate attempt to save himself and his universe, he tricks Corvo into fighting his way through a unknown land to regain his magic, by destroying the one who sealed his it away.

Or does he?

Crossover, Dishonored/MLP
Not a self-insert...I based my account off of Corvo/dishonored.

Reader, in ancient days, the old lords of the world numbered in thousands. Then hundreds. Then even less.
Now, they are found only in tapestries and fanciful ballads.
The creatures are all vanished. All but one.

Rumors say there are more of him, somewhere far away. A young and supposedly gifted mage called Star Swirl, and Heartstrings, a gentle spinster, have joined him on a journey to find the rest.

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