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The Cynical Brony


"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. :rainbowlaugh:" -The Hat Mann

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Dash spends a whole day with her little sister Scootaloo.

In the awakening of a giant snowball that Equestria has ever seen thrown by yours truly, causes Scootaloo to be pushed through the freezing water. Rainbow Dash dives in risking her own life to save her little sisters life. She now realizes it's a matter of life or death for both of them. She realized that just how important Scootaloo really is in her life.....

and why she doesn't want to lose her either.

Thanks for the cover art!: http://otakuap.deviantart.com/ Credit for cover goes completely to Otakuap!

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The three rulers of the Hearths Warming Eve tale have returned, and are as hateful and disharmonious as ever. Unless the Mane Cast figures something out fast, these three cold hearted mares are going to plunge Equestria into civil war. I HATED those three pony leaders! I WANTED THEM TO STAY FROZEN FOREVER! Their advisers deserved to rule more than they did! So, I wrote this Fan Fic, where everypony will get to see how evil and heartless they really are.

Oh, and this is VERY important. THE RULERS ACTUALLY DO LOOK LIKE RARITY, PINKIE PIE, AND RAINBOW DASH. This will actually be important to the plot later. Anyway, the episode was really great, and I hope you all enjoyed it. Hopefully its success will rub off onto this Fan Fic.

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Gather round and listen as Discord relates to you the very sad story of the death of a dragon named Spike. Oh, not a physical death, that would be too straight forward. This is a different kind of death Discord is talking about. But you'll have to listen to the whole story in order to fully understand this very sad tale.
Based off of the Wife ending from The Stanley Parable.
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Scootaloo is missing. Vanished. Rainbow Dash is extremely worried about her little sister, and things soon grow form bad to worse when Goldie Delicious arrives in Ponyville to inform the ponies that Scootaloo has been taken by a creature known as Slendermane. Desperately wanting to save her sister, Rainbow Dash makes it her mission to confront Slendermane and get Scootaloo back. But could it be that it's already too late to save her?
Inspiration comes from "Slender: The Arrival"

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Equestria's four Princesses expected a relaxing stay at the Crystal Empire. Unfortunately, it is rudely interrupted when Prince Shining Armor is found encased in Changeling slime. Now the empire is on high alert as everypony is searching for the Changeling Spy. However, the Princesses are also partaking in their own investigation. Suspicions are thrown around wildly, from Flash Sentry, to Spike, to. . .Princess Cadence?

This is the second mystery I've written. For my first attempt, check out The Mmmystery of the Headless Horse

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Spiders. Oh, how I hate spiders. And yet Luna insists on keeping one as a...pet.

Just a little fun story to keep my skills sharp, so don't expect it to last very long!

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Inexperience is a foreign concept to Celestia. At least she thinks it is. Right up until the moment a rash decision leaves her with a student who is a dozen years younger than what she's used to.




Enjoy.

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This story is a sequel to Drop of Moonshine


Sequel to Drop of Moonshine -

Applejack receives an order from Princess Celestia, for a batch of cider prepared with a very special recipe that involves honey, yeast, and time. She's even invited to taste the special cider when it's ready. But, when Rainbow Dash finds out about the special tasting, the three mares soon have a little too much to drink. What shenanigans will unfold and how will Twilight keep a lid on things this time?

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==Originally written Fall 2011== Equestria Daily Post==
After a long day of ruling Equestria, the Royal Sisters need a chance to unwind. Luna's solution is a few glasses of her once famous Moonshine, a drink distilled from moonlight. Celestia has been sober for a thousand years, but the temptation to have "just one" glass proves too great. Yet, when that one glass turns into several, it's Twilight who will have to deal with the princesses when they’re drunk off their flanks.

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King Sombra’s dark influence was obliterated by the Crystal Heart, and the villain is well and truly dead. But when he attempts to steal the afterlife of an innocent victim, a human spirit is left hurtling towards Equestria, where this unfortunate soul is revived into the only vessel available: the reconstituted body of King Sombra himself.

Thus, a cheerfully oblivious alien is crammed into the form of the most evil and malicious being Equestria has ever known. Not that Shining Armor and Cadence know this, of course. As far as they are concerned, the King is back and he’s lost his fricking mind.

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