Every department has them. The standouts. The supercops. The other guys. And for some reason, there's always one or two of THEM... a pair of loose-cannon cops who refuse to play by the rules, taking the law and throwing it in cuffs right alongside every mook and petty criminal they've apprehended on the mean streets of Ponyville.

These are the reports of two such officers in the Ponyville Police Department, Officer Cherry n' Berries and Officer Dodge Charger. Two officers that seem as determined to uphold law and order in town as they are to rip the place to shreds, upholding the hell out of law and order in town.

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Applejack is left blind, deaf and without the sense of smell, for a game that Rarity suggests. The purpose of the game? Figure out which pony is kissing her when she has only touch and taste left.

This is for the one hour pony writing challenge.

Twilight and Pinkie are not into mares. But much to Twilight's dismay, she is forced to go on a date with Pinkie. Can Twilight get out of this nightmare? Why does Pinkie seem to be happy about their date? Something is not right...

Miss Cheerilee informs Applejack that she never passed elementary mathematics. Since every pony in Equestria is legally required to understand rudimentary math, Applejack must retake and pass a basic exam in order to avoid going back to school.

Sounds simple enough, right?

In a poorly informed bout of revenge, Trixie has returned to Ponyville to make Big Macintosh and Rarity fall in love, because she's convinced this will prove she is the Best Showpony in all Equestria.
But Rarity's going to the spa with Fluttershy, Big Mac has chores to do, and Twilight hasn't the faintest as to why her best friend and best friend's brother are having an episode of freaky Friday...

This story will not be completed by its original author, though if one is interested, they can adopt the story and finish it as they see fit. Unpublicized story resources exist.

Applejack drinks the night away after fleeing the scene of Applebloom finally earning her Cutie Mark at Zecora's hut and it's up to Twilight Sparkle to slap some sense into her. Literally, if need be.

Is Applejack both strong and forward-thinking enough to accept the fact that families themselves can evolve and change... and that change isn't always a bad thing?

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Chronologically the 1st installment in the Equestria B Ficverse.

Rated Teen for alcohol use and crude language.

On his way to Seoul, Captain Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce comes across an unconscious, hurt Twilight Sparkle, and takes her back to the 4077 to take care of her. There, she meets the odd creatures known as humans, and learns about their chaotic activities, about both their good and bad sides. The 4077th's crew learns about her world as well.

And during it all, they heal each other's hearts, even if they don't mean to.

Twilight Sparkle is breaking up with Fluttershy, if she can only find the words.

After Twilight Sparkle discovers a new book of pick-up-lines, she wants to bring her friends closer by complimenting them with cheesy lines.

And it does more than bring them closer...

Where DO foals come from? The Cutie Mark Crusaders don't know, but they intend to find out!