There is no room for love and Tolerance in this high octane thriller. A chapter series by Bill O'Reilly.

Twilight finds a dusty old book full of puns and begins to use them, much to the dismay of her friends, considering her puns are slowing down their travels and they need to be PUNCTUAL.

When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*

Twilight Sparkle isn�t dead.

But she's not exactly alive either, and there�s only one pony who can see her, can hear her, can prove that Twilight still exists. Unfortunately for Twilight, or perhaps fortunately, that pony is a certain pink baker and party planner.

Image by Coyoterainbow. Link: http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/233/a/f/good_life_by_coyoterainbow-d47eeub.jpg And no, I have not seen Ghost. Improved summary courtesy of Donny's Boy.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders land a job at a local Wal-Mart in their desperate search for a cutie mark. The new found responsibility soon takes a toll on their sanity as they struggle to make the job work. Will they be able to keep their new job and it's promising chance at earning a cutie mark? No.

After a bad incident that leaves you in a coma you find yourself in Equestria where you discover the love of your life, Twilight Sparkle.
*Warning! this fanfic has been known to cause brain cancer in the state of California.*

Nightmare Moon and Queen Chrysalis have returned to exact their vengeance upon the Mane-6 and Equestria. However this time it doesn't seem like Twilight Sparkle and her friends will be able to defeat their greatest foes. Will friendship be able to conquer evil? Or will they have to call upon a much greater force...

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One fateful day, while Twilight Sparkle and her friends are enjoying a picnic, a strange being appears out of the blue. A being that is enshrouded in mystery and danger. A being that possesses great power. A being that is a pudding fiend and wears crazy sweaters. The man, the myth, the legend: BILL COSBY.

NOTE: This story is CANCELLED after all of the evidence of Bill Cosby's criminal actions. This was written and published years before any allegations were widely known. I am keeping this story up for the sake of remembering the bizarre time that was the early MLP fandom when ANY story could be made and featured.

Twilight Sparkle has a lot of difficulty getting a good night's sleep. She has to keep it a secret from the ponies who care about her, because they might disown her. Worse, they might try to help...

WARNING: The first five or so chapters are, on reflection, properly grimdark. If this makes you run away like a puppy that just laid a brown egg on the new carpet, that's your prerogative entirely. Please don't tell me that I'm objectionable for having written it, though, because that's not very nice. Or accurate. At all.

The shiny new art is a commission by this lovely person, so do feel free to check her out for all your creepy-pony needs.

Sly Clop is a laid back slacker who runs one of Ponyville's only porn shops on Soresaddle Street. He is a regular customer of Hard Cider's "gentlecolt's club", the Knife and Apple, where he regularly shoots the breeze with Rainbow Dash, who's seen better days.

One day, his only employee quits, and he's forced to hire a new one, starting a new awkward relationship with Lyra, who needs cash. What follows is a lighthearted fic with dark undertones that I hope you'll enjoy.

And if I haven't convinced you enough by this point, no, this not a clopfic.

New cover image by mickf18 on deviantART (DeusExKane here).