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Bill O'Reilly


Hello everypony My name is Bill O'Reilly, I'm a political commenter on Fox news. When I'm not busy curing gays with prayer I like to write stories about ponies. God Bless America.

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After a bad incident that leaves you in a coma you find yourself in Equestria where you discover the love of your life, Twilight Sparkle.
*Warning! this fanfic has been known to cause brain cancer in the state of California.*

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Comments ( 80 )
Pi

Oh lord. Do I even dare read this? :rainbowderp:

"Meanwhile Bill O’Reilly arrives at an expensive Italian restaurant in a limo that costs more than your life"

Best sentence ever

I. Love. you.

Human plus Shipping...

The world is about to explode. :pinkiegasp:

Bill has written yet another fic I see, I remember his Jesus in ponyville one from when I first joined

Anyone who gives this a thumbs-down doesn't understand exactly what it is that Bill O'Reilly does here.

You're doing the Flying Spaghetti Monster's work, Bill.

637569

I WANT TO BELIEEEEEVE!

637548
Verily, that is one of Mr. O'Reilly's finest works, if I may be so bold as to put forth my own opinion.

this is god-tier

A story made by the same person who wrote The Fart?

I gotta see this...

... me gusta...

Ah, Bill. Finest troll on Fimfiction. You deserve a Derp :derpyderp2:

This fic...this fic...it's...well...it's, uh...

I have no suitable reaction image, so here is some canned bread:
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I love you. I love you so much.

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YOU PROMISED ME BREAD! YOU LYING MOTHERBUCKER! :flutterrage:

As you pull out of the parking lot you turn your radio on. You taste in music is almost as bad as Rick Perry at debating. You listing to Dub Step as loud as your stock stereo can go and turn up the base with out adjusting the treble like an asshole. Your truck vibrates the parking lot. It sounds like your truck is about to fall apart as the booming base vibrates the cheap plastic panels in the interior. You think it makes you look cool so you roll all your windows down so people can see your nasty acne ridden face. The simple drum loop and obnoxious computer generated noises is easy for your simple mind to comprehend so it soothes your anger. Everybody in traffic around you hates you.

And that's why everyone must listen to jazz.

oh god, i fucking died reading this. i have NEVER laughed so hard while reading a fanfic. tears in my eyes i was laughing so hard :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

This is just plain brilliant. The guy is a fanfic version of Colbert. You thumbs down ppl suck.

This would be an easy fave from me if it didn't have such sloppy grammar. Tsk tsk. Clean it up first and then we'll talk, Bill O'Reilly.

Why is Bill O'Reilly writing a MLP fanfic?

Why am I extremely ok with this?

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You must be new here. :pinkiesmile:

I know that I've commented waaaay to many times here, but it's Bill O' Reilly so...

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"you discover that the word “hoof” can also be a verb."

This story is AWESOMELY funny. I laughed until I pissed myself. Excellent job. The Rick Perry joke was a surprise. And the meta of the story by Bill O'Reilly is just magic. I could hear his voice narrating the whole thing.

In the center is a black Knight chess piece

“Have Tuba Will Travel
Wire Pinkie Pie, Ponyville”

I love you. (in a completely nonsexual way):unsuresweetie::rainbowlaugh:

It's not possible for me to have any words.

that's Bill O'reilly for ya XD

Other than that, dafuq did I just read?

I'm also going to assume Keith Olbermann did something stupid...?

inb4 featured.

What did I read? And why did I enjoy reading it?

Explain, author, explain!

Read the title
Thought my brain imploded.

This fic. You can't explain that.

Everyone says this is funny, but i'm from California so I cant read it safely:fluttershysad:

i laughed my ass off about how the human has jerked it to ponies befor and thats how he recognized equestria :pinkiehappy: good shit man this was hilarious

Suddenly, Poultron's recent rage over HiE stories makes perfect sense

Just then Rainbow dash sweeps Twilight off her hooves and they begin to make out and they totally do it. I won’t go into detail but it involved Twilight's horn a tube sock and a Ducati 1098 motorcycle.

:rainbowderp:

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The guy in this reminds me of the main characters in 90% of HiE stories. I love your work Bill O'Reilly, I still don't watch your show though.
There is one mistake in this story I spotted. You said he was driving a Toyota Tacoma and in another line it says something about him driving a big truck. Come on Bill you're a republican you should know better than this.

mmm... Hostile 2nd person tone...

:pinkiecrazy:

Good job, Bill O'Reilly...good job...

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