Twilight finds a dusty old book full of puns and begins to use them, much to the dismay of her friends, considering her puns are slowing down their travels and they need to be PUNCTUAL.
I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.
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Every ounce of my yes. Laughing the whole way through. Well done.
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So many puns.
Dat ending.
All I have to say.
Haha, even Pinkie Pie didn't like them. I loved that line. Kudos, it was very punny. Yeah I said that, wanna fight about?![:duck:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/duck.png)
"Nopony pikes your puns," said Rainbow Dash."
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This could very well be an episode except Hasbro would likely make Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash be the one to make all the puns.
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You bastard you.
... you have my gratitude good sir/madame... i tip my hat to you
Oh. Dear. Gods. What have I just read.
You sir deserve this like for making me LAUGH at a story about puns!![:rainbowwild:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowwild.png)
Well my brain hurts, but it's quite nice, really.
OH GOD.
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This was hilarious, if a little painful to read!
wow, eye sea what you did there
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677165 umad?
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So many puns! I love it!![:flutterrage:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/flutterrage.png)
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Terrible. Absolutely terrible.
Favorited.
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired.
What happens when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.
...That's all I got.
You do realize I'll have to punish you for this.
This is punderful.
The entire time I read this I just kept face palming.![:twilightblush:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightblush.png)
Was still funny
I "sea" what you did at the end![:moustache:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/moustache.png)
Oh oh! I've got it
I don't see why everyone is raging on this story
I thought it was
*puts on sunglasses*
punny
Because I'm a little "horse".
Ha ha ha ha! "I'll have to PUNish you." Well played Bugenhagen. Laughed until my cheeks hurt, can't really ask for more than that from a comedy tag. Kudos! You've won a like from me! Please keep writing, I'll keep reading.
677243 Your puny punishment will meet a punt from my foot, puncturing you, punk.
Wow.
I got to say, i love puns, but you have to use it right for it's an art! You have to use them right, or you'll be left in the shade, but use it right and everyone will get a stroke of laughter.![:pinkiegasp:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiegasp.png)
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But then again, you should know your limits, otherwise the mood will have quite a bad contrast
When it comes to play on words, you have to roll them out right, other wise the feel won't come out prop-er.![:moustache:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/moustache.png)
fine i'll cut with this act
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You, my good sir, are one gloriously clever bastard. Hat's off.
Jeez Twi', somepony's being shellfish with the puns.![:rainbowwild:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowwild.png)
Keep this up, and you might oystercize your friends.
To stop her, the others might need a little extra kelp.
And Spike: Neptune, really? Could ya be anymore pacific?
But even though she's annoying, Rarity, no need to be a real beach about it.
Okay, I'm done. So much puns...oww.
Liked and favorited. I'm a sucker for some cheesey puns. I blame Dead Rising 2![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
The...puns...
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THEY BURN!!!
JK. I thought they were very punny.
...I see what you did there...
OH FLUTTERSHY YOU TROLL!![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
ALL OF MY PUN-RAGE![:flutterrage:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/flutterrage.png)
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Look at me, reduced to using a ton of emoticons. +1 for you
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So many puns!!!!!!
Yes!
Well, this is the first time I've ever gotten cramps in my cheeks before...![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
As far as puns go I think that Rarity would be the one to keep her friends in stitches . As long as she
didn't lose the thread of the story she could keep needling her friends. The story would just keep
bobbin along and if one of them got sad she could stop and singer a song until someone put their foot
down. I guess with all these puns I'm going to get a good basting from everyone. The cops will arrive
get out the cuffs and make the collar. OK,OK I'll stop put the rope away.
I'd complement you with a pun, but I suck at puns.
I'm looking at you Disney channel!), and at the end of every joke, my mind added a rimshot.
Good story, it wasn't painful like puns normally are(
This was snot funny, i mean come on troll i nose you can write a story that will blow me away.
My teeth are literally grinding right now.
Why did it have to come to this?
fucking puns aren't punny....
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Can't stop smiling... damn you and ruining my sad aura of sadness!
Pure gold! God, that was hilarious!
I KNEW IT WOULD MAKE IT TO THE FEATURE BOARD. I JUST BUCKING KNEW IT.![:pinkiegasp:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiegasp.png)