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This is a realistic view on how shipping would actually happen in the show. Almost every pony has been shipped with everypony else, but this is what would actually happen if two ponies ever attempted at a relationship.



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No offense to any shippers, even though you shouldn't take any. If anypony would like to see any other shippings done on this fic, just leave a comment. Maybe I'll write it if I feel like it.

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Comments ( 1613 )

just something I tossed together for fun because I was bored and I kept seeing ship fics.

I'm such an idiot :facehoof:

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this is really accurate.

597566 that was the goal

No Twipie? I want to see my OTP get ravaged by logic!:fluttercry:

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You going to write something on twixie (Twilight x Trixie)?

I think you hit the nail on the head here.

Ooh; I can just smell the inevitable butthurt that will arise from this.
You're a brave man, gotta say. You got a great writing style too. Nice and crisp.

Cannot upvote enough.

This was so accurate it's scary. Good job.

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he did not just hit the hammer on the head, he smashed it in with Mjolnir.

:rainbowlaugh: oh god. Rainbows chapter was just... Oh god.

Now please do a Crysalis-x-Nightmare-Moon one!

Anyways...

This was fun, silly, and short. Well done. *upvotes*

Okay I clearly knew I wasn't gonna win the day here reading the summary (still couldn't help myself) that being said Twilight is closer to his sister then his mom. Celestia actually raised him (Lauren Faust does specify this). I laughed, hell if he were my kid i'd be pretty damn proud of him scoring a babe like Rarity at his age (which is over 13 if we humanize it) :raritywink:

"Oh dear," says the shipper, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

597577 maybe, there's a lot of ships that I haven't written that I could write.

Well, I laughed. Take your like.

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597607
all of them, pretty please?

This was brilliant. By far your funniest piece I've read! I wouldn't mind seeing more if you ever get bored again :pinkiehappy:

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That comment made me laugh hysterically.

This is great. Very satirical. :pinkiesmile:
If you do the Tom X Bloomberg ship in this story, I'll die laughing.

i faved this story based purely on this chapter

*Octascratch

I prefer that one.

Also, cool fic. :twilightsmile:

597620 the tom x bloomberg ship is the first one on my list of ships to add should I do that.

TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

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Douglas Adams FTW. :twilightsmile:

Twilight isn't a normal unicorn.
Apparently she's one of the most powerful unicorns (if not THE) in Equestria.

...I guess that doesn't really make up anything else, though.

Dude not trying to be mean but if this is how you really fell its pretty funny i could not take any of these outcomes in a real manner i just laugh at ever ending it was to funny.

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This made me laugh so hard.
:trollestia:
:twilightangry2:

597653 Hence the comedy tag.

597660 you sir are ment for comedy. your a real discord :pinkiehappy:

Calling it right now-
TOTALLY GONNA GET FEATURED

This... I... Wow. I didn't expect me to laugh so hard at this chapter.

Oh Celestia you dog. I feel Discord needs freed from the statue anyways *throw hammer* MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

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Braeburn was walking to the orchard to find some apples to pick for pie, when he saw something very strange.
The tree that had just arrived (as a present from his cousin) now had an enourmous boulder next to it.
He stared at it for several moments, before exclaiming,
"What the buck?"

wow. this, this is perfect. words cannot describe th' amount of awesome this is. *EPIC GENTLMAN OPERA CLAP*

Making appropriate grammatical changes as I find them

This. This story right here. Give this author an award. Also, it seems this is going to quickly become featured. I approve, and got a good laugh from this.

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This whole series got a chuckle out of me. Bravo.

Oh, those poor shippers. Will they ever learn?

T_T I'm a big Octascratch fan, I'm sad now. T_T

I, for one, rather enjoyed the omnipotent (as in, how the heck she knew about the current events at hand) curtness that Twilight used in her letter. :ajsmug:

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