A quote from those that know him: "Eat a Dick"
Rainbow Blitz is going to come out to his friends, surely there won't be any unforseen ridiculous coincidences that will change his life forever in the best way possible, right?
I was bored one night so I decided to write.
Very short oneshot
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Short and pretty sweet.
It could use a little bit of proofreading though, as there are a few punctuation problems and suchlike. But on the whole, not bad!
I'm a sucker for a happy ending hehe
good stuff
2077980 I know it could use some editing, everything I write does, this was just done on a whim in the middle of the night because I had an idea and was bored
...
*reading*
He isn't
"It's just, you guys are my best friends and I've known you for so long, I feel like I need to tell you." Dusk chuckled. "Jeez, this is hard to do..."
He is!
"I-I'm gay..." Dusk said, wincing as the words came out of his mouth.
Aaaaaaaahaha! He got to it first!
He picked it up and looked through some of the pages before quickly putting it back down again, he didn't even know what a 'quark' was let alone how many of them were in an atom.
Science reference? In a magical world of talking technicolor ponies in a dimension where the characters from the show we usually revere are gender swapped? I approve. It's good to get some amount of reality in these stories. Helps make them relatable.
But now I have to go and learn what a quark is again... I know it has something to do with dying stars... 
I should know this! I watch the discovery channel regularly!
"AndIwaswonderingifyoucouldgivemesomeadvice!" Blitz forced out.
Dusk's eyes widened as he realized what was happening, the blushing, the nervousness, the shyness, and now this. A part of him wanted to giggle like a schoolfilly, but he repressed that urge. Instead tackling Blitz to the ground and pressing his lips to the surprised cyan stallion's, hard.
... Huh. Suddenly kiss.
Well, enough of my personal comments and down to the essential review. This is... Well... Actually good. Considering you claim to have written it out of boredom, (Ironically the state of mind all writers seem to write best in,) this is pretty good. It's a basic story, though it doesn't have to be complex at all because it's a one-shot story. It revolves around a simple problem which advances the plot quite nicely. It ends with a sudden, but still quite satisfying ending where loose ends are pretty-much tied. What was most entertaining about this, however, was the way you wrote it. It's short. Every paragraph is less than ten sentences, and each sentence is very short and simple while still fully illustrating your point. It's interesting. It's eye-catching. It's entertaining. Many people such as myself are actually intimidated when faced with walls of text in a story, though that's traditionally how they're formatted. It seems a much better use of time to read something that looks like it will take only five minutes to read instead of an eight page long story of large walls of text that I estimate would take more like twenty or thirty minutes to read. Does that make sense?
While the story is pretty good and I enjoy your style of writing, I do have a few negative criticisms too. First seems to be a title that doesn't really have any direct correlation to the story. "They're a bitch..." is certainly an eye-catching title, but I don't really see how it illustrates this story. It isn't a really negative story, doesn't have any swearing, and is, overall, a pretty happy story. It doesn't seem to be an appropriate title is all. Next, lets just skip to the ending. Suddenly kiss. This scene just seems out of place and unrealistic. I don't see this easily happening in real life, though it's surely possible. I think a heartfelt reveal of Rainbow Blitz' sexuality would have been better than, "Suddenly kiss". I know why you decided to end this story in such a way, this story is supposed to be a comedy after all, but really this is less of a comedy and more of a slice-of-life story. Don't get me wrong, it's pretty funny here and there, but I don't think it's funny enough to be labeled a comedy. This story is, however, a good concept that was well executed. You did good. I enjoyed reading it and what counts for a story to be good is if the audience likes it. I, as your audience, really liked it.
Thank you for taking the time to read this opinion of mine. I should feel lucky that you've read this far at all.
Who doesn't love R63? Great story!
2078088 Thanks for all your input! I saw that awesome huge comment of manliness and I think I peed a little. You have no idea how much I love getting input and critisicm from my viewers. I will take your thing about the 'suddenly kiss' in. I admit, reading back it does come out of nowhere a bit. I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic. But again, thank you so much for all the critisicm. It seems like most people think I'll break out in tears if they say anything bad about my stories. I know I'm far from perfect and I want all the help I can get!
2078510 The people who don't like R63 are godamn philistines!
2078088 and a quark is what the parts of atoms are made out of, protons and neutrons and all that jazz. Physics is the only thing I can do
I like it
I know you've already commented on the need for editing, but you might want to actually go in there and make the changes needed. It was short, but I couldn't finish it.
why do they have a party when dusk is happy is it he really sad all the time? why is dusk kiss blitz. Boys can;t do that its not how it works.
2079492 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mba3hsD8lZ1re7jrxo1_250.gif
2079639 but thats not how love works bcus only a boy and a girl have babys so y do they kiss like a boy and a girl? maybe u acidentally used the wrong word 4 1 of them.
2079644 gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Neil-Patrick-Harris-Gun-to-Head.gif
2079661 wait that guys the tv fag. r dusk and blits fags? bcuz thats wrong and they;ll go 2 hell.
2079671 i.imgur.com/LSGQ9Nw.gif
2079693 r u fagg
2079694 If you mean do I like people of the same gender, yes
2079694 i.imgur.com/gHjgE2I.gif
2079700 How wonderful, maybe I should give this story a review. The whole 'AndIwaswonderingifyoucouldgivemesomeadvice' bit wasn't a very good way to lead into the kiss. Nothing about that sentence implies a confession of love, just that, 'hey, I might be gay, could you help me with this difficult time in my life?'
Aside from breakneck pacing and a cliche happy ending, it was a fairly decent read, nothing special. 6/10.
2079732 Aww... You just had to go and give me legitimate advice... I had loads of gifs lined up... I still feel like using this one though. i.imgur.com/i1o2Yx8.gif
2079750 You keep deleting your own comments... You do know there's an edit button, right?
2079754 I know but I get the wrong URL's and you can't change it in the editing bit. That or I'm an idiot. Probably the latter
2079761 Yes you are. And you're a superfag. But mostly the first thing. Me, I like girls. They've got bresteses on their chesteses. Guys have dingalings, but those aren't nearly as much fun.
2079770 i.imgur.com/702MMrL.gif
2079000
">>The Dagwood Brony Thanks for all your input! I saw that awesome huge comment of manliness and I think I peed a little. You have no idea how much I love getting input and critisicm from my viewers. I will take your thing about the 'suddenly kiss' in. I admit, reading back it does come out of nowhere a bit. I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic. But again, thank you so much for all the critisicm. It seems like most people think I'll break out in tears if they say anything bad about my stories. I know I'm far from perfect and I want all the help I can get!"
Huge comment of manliness, huh?
... That's a new one...
I'm just glad I could be of help. It's what I do.
Going around and giving the best critiques I can.
Either they think you'll break out in tears like you say, or they think you'll go full rant mode like some writers (myself included
), or they simply don't want to take the time to do a critique. Plus, writing critiques isn't as easy as it seems. It requires genuine thought and effort, and one must be careful with their words. Critics have the power to break a writer in two if they like by saying what needs to be said in the most negative and cruelest ways possible, like Equestria Daily often does (so I hear). The patience and thought put into a kind critique isn't the kind of thing everypony wants to just give out to someone they don't know. 
I guess I'm an exception.
2079016
Funny. The only thing I can do is write.
2080783 Everyone has their talents, for example, I draw like a seven year old schizophrenic with no thumbs.
2079770 I like the word 'superfag'. Makes me sound like a really bad superhero.
2080827 Now that takes real talent!
I just draw like this: http://thedagwoodbrony.deviantart.com/art/Manila-Twist-Well-except-for-the-time-I-went-352657609?ga_submit_new=10%253A1360109352
And this: http://thedagwoodbrony.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d5kbeg2
That ending was too fast.
2079671 it's r 63 and I think they are if they both came out and kissed
Well played... Have several moustaches:
2079770 twix's are better than kit-kat's and im a coltculddler so what( i mean u dissing my sex life)
2080833 A fabulous superhero.
2393999 You know it, darling
sup boys?:)
im just looking for some pony fun
2446173 Not cool bro
im actually a gilr and would like it if you didnt call me bro.
i just dont couldnt get into it i think a little more editing or something might make it a little better.
care if i send you a few ideas via email ? or just on this comment?
2446614 that would be great! Thanks!
i think a more of sexual approach is the best way to go about the story but idk that is just from a females point of view
I read this a few months ago, but never got around to say that this was the best freaking Male/Male story I've read.Seriously, I was happy to finally having found a less serious one.
2633041 wait, wat. Wait.... WAT. I really thought I'd messed this one up... Thank you so much! I really didn't think it was any good!
2633279 It was funny and kind of cute, and it also had the R63 characters in them, who I think are underappreciated. Mixtures of both are even rarer, so I was very glad to find such a oneshot. Just wished it'd be longer.
This was nice. One of the better M/M stories out there, no doubt!
I really do like this little one-shot, but imagine what would've happened had Blitz been asking for advice on how to ask someone else out or anything else really. That would've been awkward afterward.
Short, cute and now faved!