EveryponyDash
Rainbow Dash woke up, her fluffy cloud bed beneath her and her Daring Do book still resting on the nightstand, but something was amiss.
She sat up, rubbing her eyes and yawning. When she opened them, she saw her five friends standing in the room, looking at her. Behind them were multiple other ponies, all looking at Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. This was the seventh time this week. She let out a heavy sigh.
"For the last time, I'm not a lesbian."
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i faved this story based purely on this chapter
My chest hurts...
Insta-fave.
*agrees with every comment above this one*
More luls. Why does someone's sexual orientation depend entirely on their hair, anyways?
I'm going to fav and like this story for other reasons, but mostly because of this chapter!
If we could somehow fav chapters, this would be #1!!!!
Hilarious!
597942 A fucking damn-good question.
This is brilliant and so true.
oh my. LOL
Of course not dear you are Bi. xD
LMAO. Unexpected and simple, but hilarious, nonetheless.
So true
not sure when having rainbowhair and not the girlyest voice made you a lesbian.
597868Seconded.
And the award for most ironic chapter goes here.
all my love
597942 I only base it on the fact that she KISSED fluttershy
Heheheh. Shortest, yet easily the best chapter so far. Enjoyed the others too, but this was perfect
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598975 When?
597621
Did the EXACT same thing.
YES!! HAY YEAH!!! FINALLY!!!
Finally, it's about time some one gets it.
Best of them all!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... Rainbowdash, NOT a lesbian?
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598988 during the battle with the changlings she picked up Fluttershy and kissed her on the nose. swicthed to diffrent location on the battlefleid before you saw Fluttershy's reaction though. I watched it frame by frame she I know she kissed fluttershy
Fluttermac was my fav chap, but this one was lulz-worthy as well. Maddeningly short, but other than that, good job!
I don't know which is better; the humour, or the fact that TheOnly didn't even need ninety words to make the greatest chapter.
So, Dash is not a lesbian, however every single one of her friends are. So much so they convinced Twilight to cast the cloudwalking spell just so they could wait to seduce Dash. Basically, you could end this chapter with: "Her friends as a unit shrugged, said: "Your loss." and began to make out right there in front of her."
This.... chapter was just great! Love it!
What dash should have said.
I thought this was rather short.
The length just EMBEDS THIS GEM IN GOLD.
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OH MY GOD NO WAY THAT MAEKS NO SENSE! Care to explain, though?
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True story.
Her friends aren't lesbian either, they just totally go gay for her awesomeness.
All joking aside... even though I love TwiDash, this is just too funny.
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It's fillyfooler, for the last damn time the Island where the word lesbian comes from doesn't exist in equestria and Sappho never existed thus the word lesbian doesn't exist in this world
. Get Over IT
598889 Seconded
598975 What? When?
599015 THANK YOU! Finally, someone who knows what the hell they're talking about! I'm so sick and tired of people being in denial that that never happened, when it so CLEARLY did. Everyone who tries to write it off as "a background noise" or "part of the battle" are just in denial. I'm proud of you for actually going as slow as possible, frame by frame, and seeing the truth. THANK YOU!
As for this chapter...seriously, her hairstyle is NOT the only reason why it's clear Dash is a lesbian. Let me list many different points that are (arguably) worthy of showing her lesbianism, if not bisexuality:
1. In "Friendship Is Magic, Part 2", Dash goes out of her way to tackle Twilight onto the ground. There was no possible way that was by accident; out of ALL the places she could've landed, she tackled Twilight? Then, she giggles and shows off for Twilight, and even performs several "favors" for her when she didn't have to, since she didn't even KNOW her by this point. To me, this almost screams that Dash was flirting with Twilight.
2. In "The Ticket Master", Dash is seen sleeping suspiciously closely to Applejack's orchard. She HAD to choose that area to sleep at? I could go into the twosome hoof-wrestling, but that was more of just sporty play instead of real flirting.
3. In "Griffon The Brush Off", just listen to Gilda's voice and look at her hairstyle. Then look at how thrilled Dash acts when in her presence. I think that says enough.
4. In "The Mysterious Mare Do Well", Dash pulls Applejack in what COULD'VE been a kiss; we can't say for sure, since the camera flashed. But, still, Dash really loves touching other females and holding them close to her.
5. In "Hearth's Warming Eve", Dash in her alter ego grabs Fluttershy around the waist and forcibly uses her to mark the ground. As debatable as her actions are, it's just another point to how willing Dash is to grab other girls in whatever way she desires without any concern for their feelings.
6. In "The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000", Dash pulls the cover off Fluttershy and she gets noticeably embarrassed and attempts to cover herself up. Not sure if this says more for Fluttershy or Dash, but it's still a risque scene.
7. In "Read It And Weep", the way Dash almost orgasms over Daring-Do can't be healthy. Seriously, regardless of what you could say to justify her thrilled feelings over a good book, she did WAY too much. She was seriously willing to risk breaking the law to get the book. I blame Daring-Do and Dash's sexuality for that.
8. In "A Canterlot Wedding, Part 2", Dash very clearly gives Fluttershy a kiss on the nose in the heat of battle. Granted, you naysayers could say that this was just a "sporty" thing that some people do just to tease, but just look at all the other examples. Plus, Dash DID kiss Fluttershy; even those above said that they did it frame by frame. It happened. Regardless of the reason, when a girl kisses another girl on the nose, it's gonna lead to suspicion. I'm a male, and do you see me going around kissing other males on the nose? No, you don't. Case closed.
That's all I can think of right now, but I'm sure there's more I'm just not thinking of. So...see? The fact that Dash's mane is a rainbow means nothing. It's her ACTIONS. Her squeaky voice and all her posing might factor in as well.
damn tailslover13 you certainly are dedicated to it arent you? GOOD because you are totally right!
....damit you win
599015 Pssst, your flimsy excuses to see lesbians is showing.
Are you really so desperate to see lesbians in the show that you think a very specific frame of animation showing mere proximity of heads is enough to prove anything? Come on, you can do better than that.
599966 This has got to be the most stupidest, most desperate, most flawed logic I have ever encountered. I mean oh my god, are you serious? You same sex shippers are a desperate, desperate, desperate bunch.
599966 Ok, now you're really stereotyping.
1. Dash's nickname is Rainbow Crash. She crashes all the time. Yes, she could have crashed anywhere, but chances are equally likely for her to hit somepony, and just as likely for it to be Twilight as anypony else. If you had just hit someone, and, say, knocked all their stuff out of their hands, you'd stop to help them pick it up. At least, I would, because I'm not a horrible person. What Dash did is akin to that, only they were carrying carefully ordered papers and she put them back out of order and wrinkled.
2. Dash sleeps on random clouds. Clouds drift with the wind. Perhaps the winds just happened to take her that direction. Alternately, maybe Dash just really likes apples(the fruit, not the pony family) and helped herself to a few of them. After all, she clearly wasn't asleep when they finished harvesting that day.
3. Now you're just stereotyping Gilda. Besides, I'm always really happy to see my friends, regardless of gender, and moreso when I haven't seen them for awhile.
4. Dash is just a really huggy pony. So is Pinkie, and Rarity certainly isn't shy about touching others. Hay, AJ stuck her hoof in Twilight's mouth within 5 minutes of meeting her.(consequently, I'm convinced AJ's hoof cut the inside of Twi's mouth. Look at the footage. Green apple goes in, red chunks come out)
5. She was impatient. Fluttershy was taking longer than necessary to mark the ground, so maybe she was trying to make sure the play stayed on track by making sure the line was marked before the next spoken lines needed to be said. Or maybe, that was in the script, too. Maybe that's how it actually happened.
6. Fluttershy's always been shy, so maybe she just got embarrassed by having somepony see her when she's at her most vulnerable. Regardless, by Read It And Weep, she'd gotten a bathrobe, so she obviously learned from her mistake.
7. I saw nothing sexual about Dash's behavior in Read It And Weep. Out of line? Yes. Crazy? A little. A product of her sexuality? Nope, and I don't know where you got the idea that lesbians are easier to corrupt to a life of crime.
8. Yes. Dash did kiss Fluttershy on the nose. This says nothing about her sexuality, though, only her willingness to kiss other ponies, ponies she's been friends with for years, on the nose. A sensitive place, to be sure, but not really erogenous. I've never actually met anybody who does kiss their prospective significant other on the nose. Most people stop getting kissed on the nose when they are babies.
So, yeah, I'm not saying one way or the other. I'm just saying all the reasons you gave have reasonable, non-lesbian explanations.
599793 How do you know there is no Isle of Lesbos on Equestrian Earth? You've never been there, and the entire thing is heavily entrenched in Greek mythology, so there could very well be a Lesbos. We only see the smallest fraction of the planet on the show, and there are no true, canon maps to go off of.
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Rainbow Dash actually only digs griffons.
......MALE Griffons.
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Not to mention that's actual horse-y behavior, which they've done before. Like Pinkie rolling on the grass. Yep, SURPRISE, that's NOT just Pinkie being Pinkie.
Praise the lord
The truth had been spoken
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597621>>598992 Same!
Personally I think the key to having fun with the whole "Rainbow Dash is a lesbian" thing is to not take it so seriously. ^_^
Green apple goes in, red chunks come out
You can't explain that!... oh, wait, you just did.
It looks as if the bread to toast mystery is about to be uncovered!
Ok, I didn't see the kiss thing myself but was it during the battle? It sounded like someone said it was during the battle and if that's the truth then it points to lesbianism due to the fact that the only real reason someone would snatch a kiss in total chaos is that they wanted to kiss them but needed to do it in an environment where nether the recipient nor anyone else would have the time to process what just happened and if they did manage to tuck that info away, it could be explained as an accident of some sort. However... I haven't actually seen anything else pointing to lesbianism that couldn't be explained away in at least a few different ways. ALSO, are you sure the dash kissing fluttershy was the real dash? it WAS a battle fought against shape shifting creatures that lived off of love and affection.