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Kickass222urmom


Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.

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What happens when Larry The Cable Guy is sent to Equestria? What kind of trouble will he cause? What will the ponies think when they see him, and hear what he has to say?

All will be revealed when, Larry goes to Equestria.

(This story will be a full on comedy, so, expect to laugh, or at least smile.)

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Because sometimes, a finale isn't the end. Sometimes, pure evil just means you have more to lose.

A changeling's body is the plaything of her mind - but can a changeling ever really change her stripes?

Also because I've wanted to try something approximating an adventure story for a while. If there's any demand for it, I'll continue it properly, otherwise I'll just wrap it up quickly.

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Part of the Equestria's Crazies Universe

Merged with Equestria's Crazies

Can a creature that feeds on love, ever truly know love?

After the blast leaves Chrysalis wounded and lost in the Everfree forest. She does her best to drag herself back to her village. However due to the severity of her woulds she collapses. Eventually she reawakens to find herself in a strange house, home to three mares and with their help maybe she could truly learn to understand the thing she calls food.

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If you ask a dozen different ponies who Palette Brush is, you’d get a dozen different answers. Librarian, artist, writer, weirdo, newcomer- and if you asked her yourself, you’d probably get just as many answers back.
Or you might get “Interloper from another world stuck here and dealing with it.”
Of course that was ages ago, and the only thing Palette is worrying about now is the upcoming Summer Sun celebration. Surely nothing can go wrong with that, right?

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It is the summer of 2020. The popular TV show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" has finished its eighth, and what appears to be final, season. In the wake of increasingly violent attacks by an extremist Internet-based terrorist group, the founders of the popular pony site, Equestria Daily, decide enough is enough. Bronies from all over the world have gathered in a small, abandoned industrial park in the run-down outskirts of Chicago to find the culmination of their dreams: Equestria. Through the wonders of science, they flee Earth for a land of magic, mystery and secrets. They will be weighed, they will be measured... will they be found wanting or will their dreams come true?

Story Idea inspired by a chapter in Shipping and Handling by PegasusRescueBrigade.

Cover image is a composite of the original Stargate movie poster and 'Canterlot At Night' by Cosmicunicorn, Source

The Sequel: Magical Wizard Brony Detectives

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* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!

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Shane White is a normal seventeen year old. He goes to school, hangs out with his friends, and in his free time, messes with the bronies on the internet. He lives a semi-happy life, but what happens when he's knocked unconscious due to certain events?
When he awakes, he finds himself in a strange new land, with strange creatures. He thinks he has to live there permanently, but what happens when he wakes up in the real world again? He soon finds out that when he's awake, he's in the normal world, but once he falls asleep, he's back in Equestria, where everything that happens there affects his physical body back on Earth.

While in Equestria, Lance Greenfield and Razor Graze from 'Living the Dream' and 'Three Of Me' show him their special ways of friendship. Will Shane be able to overcome his hate for bronies? Or will he continue to hate and live a unhappy life in two very different worlds?
(This story is brought to you by: Kickass222urmom and KillJoy.)

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Red Stripe has just woken up to find himself in a pre war lab falling quite literally into the hands...hoof's of slavers not knowing anything but his name, How will life turn out for a zebra like him in the unforgiving and deadly post war equestria

thanks goes to Kkats original fict for inspiring me
Also this im my attempt to get back into writing again critics are welcomed the more that's said the better i become

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This story is a sequel to The Rainbow's Surprise


On the day of Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash's wedding, Princess Celestia left Twilight a message saying that she should prepare herself if something happens. The next morning, Twilight awakens to find that all of Ponyville has succumb to a blinding fog. She must now travel a monster-filled town in search for her teacher and friends and try to return Ponyville back to the way it was.

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Twilight is an intelligent mare, and always has something to say. But when a group of bizarre creatures shows up at her library offering life long service and devotion, for once she's at a loss for words. Which is too bad, because she'd really love to ask: what's a human and why are they so weird?

Story Image by: Megan Lara

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