Twilight and Celestia have been in a relationship for a while now, and Twilight decided that it was the right time to introduce her new marefriend to her parents. Celestia was nervous, of course, but thought little of it.

But when Twilight asks about Celestia's parents, things get far more complicated.

After all, it's always a little awkward when your parents aren't exactly ponies in the first place.

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Entry for the Fourth Twilestia Contest

Super special thanks to Fuzzyfurvert and Habanc for putting up with me and my silly ideas and generally being awesome, and to OnionPie and Craine for proofing.

Battle Path is usually a modern sci-fi fantasy story, but I'm now putting a pony twist.

Rainbow Dash finally returns after she spent four years away. Except for the fact that her home wasn't the same as she left it. Ponyville, canterlot, and yes even cloudsdale has been taken over by a new ruler. Rainbow Dash is literally the only one left to stop the madness. She must find her missing friends and find the missing elements of harmony.

How long can this war possibly last? Are they real, or is it just my dreams? Have I truly lost my mind?

Even if it is insanity, it's the only escape I've got from this jungle...

Tired of Luna's constant nagging, Celestia agrees to give internet dating a try. Using the website www.notforeveralone.com, Luna helps Celestia go on dates with potential immortal suitors. Shouldn't be too hard to find true love, right?

You can make a suggestion for any immortal across any manner of genre or fiction for Celestia to date next. Just make sure they're immortal for it to work.

Updates every Tuesday and Friday.

Guest chapters for immortals I have not covered are welcome, since I won't be able to write about every suggestion someone has. Note that all guest chapters are non-canon from the main story, so there is a bit of leeway to them. Talk to me over PM's for any further discussion.

Thanks to my editors The Ponytrician and Garnot for all their help!

Cover art from the hilarious tumblr you all should check out, ~Letters For Celestia~

The High Jew Elf Kyle, has found himself in Equestria or more specifically the Everfree Forest. As Kyle journeys through this land he will find ponies, griffons, princesses and even unexpected friendships on his quest to find a way home to South Park.
But will he even want to go home once the opportunity is shown?

A bustling experiment brings a warring mage to a place of peace and tranquility, however there's more than what meets the eye in this place...and in him.

It's been one year since the Second Network Crisis, one year since the world nearly came to an end due to an unknown cause. Though the world has more or less managed to repair the damage, people still feel the effects of the disaster, particularly the numerous coma victims.

But despite that, there are still a large number of people who log into C.C. Corps incredibly popular MMORPG, "The World". Three such people, linked together by their online group or "Guild", are out on a normal dungeon adventure when they are inexplicably taken from their world to an idyllic paradise.

But not everything is as it seems... beneath the peaceful exterior, a vanquished evil ahs been called forth that now seeks to wreak it's vengeance upon an unsuspecting populace.

For the three friends, what once started out as an average dungeon crawl will turn into their greatest adventure as they try to defeat the evil before it has a chance to find the secrets buried within the sunny world, a land known as... Equestria.

This is an MLP/.hack crossover.

It's that time of year again. Like every other time she had experienced this anniversary, Celestia simply wishes to forget about everything, but some things cannot be simply forgotten.

Special thanks to Washingtonian for editing, and mondo thanks for Twilight_Crow for ripping it apart and fixing absolutely everything that was wrong.

Live reading here

Oh, and apparently, I did something good, because I was featured on the same day that I posted it. 8/29/13

Now that it was featured, i should add that I did not make the original coverart. It was made by this guy, for his own story, but, with permission, I took his image and used a photo editing app on my phone to change it to how I wanted it.

What's this? Another Human in Equestria story? Yeah I know this thing has been done many times before me, but hey I figured I'd give it a shot anyway. The idea has been stuck in my head for quite some time and I finally decided to run with it and see where I could go with it.

Its just a simple cutesy story, or at least that's what I'm hoping it'll be. This is the first thing I've really wrote in 5 or so years and back then I was pretty terrible. Maybe I'm still terrible, who knows! Be sure to let me know what you think though, just try to be nice. <3

His name is Daniel, he's a 20 year old Human who is pretty typical, he worked at a library, mainly an organiser and book shelver and just went from work to home on a daily basis and as such is rather lacking in social skills and understanding. Not to mention a lack of courage. He'll have to deal with the overwhelming situation of meeting many new faces all at once and the various looks and comments such a strange creature like him will get. But with friends like these, how can you say no?

Story itself takes place after season 2, also meaning the main character has knowledge of the show and the characters. Its also before the Crystal Empire and Twilicorn. Will also contain light shipping, as in cutesy sharing moments. Don't expect anything graphic.

I also want to mention that although the method on how he got there and why he is there is going to be questioned and looked into, its not going to be the main focus of this story, I want to make this story about a series of slice of life cutesyness and character interaction. The intro stuff of course has its talk on it as it should but I just wanted to get it out there that its not going to be an overarching thing. But we'll see how it goes I guess.

Writer's Note: This story is not very good. It was my first foray into actual fiction. Don't read this.

Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash. The closest of friends. The living embodiments of the Elements of Harmony. Together they defeated Nightmare Moon, Discord, and the changelings. They discovered the magic of friendship.

Recently, they have been practically isolated from one another. Each one of the Mane Six reflects on the personality and mindset of another. Will they become closer once more? And what exactly is Twilight's plan?

Lyrics are copyright Pink Floyd. Constructive criticism and feedback are humbly requested, as this is my first MLP fic.

Thanks are in order to my wonderful pre-readers: Regidar (Ch. 1), zaponator, and LonelyBrony (Ch. 4-6).