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Sir Mortimer of Eden


Hi, my names Mortimer (no its no really my name) and i'm just an ordinary guy wanting to write fanfiction.

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The High Jew Elf Kyle, has found himself in Equestria or more specifically the Everfree Forest. As Kyle journeys through this land he will find ponies, griffons, princesses and even unexpected friendships on his quest to find a way home to South Park.
But will he even want to go home once the opportunity is shown?

Chapters (7)
Comments ( 134 )

answer........no. cause his world sucks ballz and has cartmen in it.

4202520 .......... think you misunderstood my statement. I am not saying the SHOW sucks, but the world it is sucks........ cause its supposed to suck.

I am more or less indifferent to the show. I don't like the humor but I have to admit for it to be going not only for a profane amount of seasons, but to keep up a certain level of quality and it gives no fucks to right and wrong attitude, I have to admit some admiration.

the point of the show is that the character live in batshit insane world of ass raping aliens, idiot adults, and general insanity and madness....... and cartman who is an alpha ass. it sucks because it is a madhouse to live in.
compared ot equestrian which is......... relatively normal in comparison. cool thing I find is that while the characters and ponies are better off they are no frolicking in rainbow fields of candy canes or anything like that. they work for what they get. there are threats. there are fights, and even wars. yet the ponies basically have their lives in balance enough that they are not gonna maul their own over walmart merchandise and not experience either a sacharrine world that could only exist through compeltley idiocy or sinister undertones, nor a world that exists as a hyperstyled parody of real world problems.
and if you die, its your own damn fault and not the fate of some long going.............

I think I just heard Kenny throwing himself through a portal to equestria at that last part.

4202520 put simply, i think he might want to stay in the world lacking cartman, cartman, and anal probing. not beef against the hsow personally, because its DESIGNED to have one fucking hell of a sucky world for the sake of its themes.

so can everyone who downvoted my first comment reverse that decision? cause i am not saying i hate the show i am saying that it would really take something to convince him that he should return to cartman and anal probing.

Jew, huh?

Looks like we'll never really be friends.

"If you don't side with us, we'll tell everyone, you're a butthole."~Kyle

does the first chapters always ends with the protagonist getting knocked out or faints!?

Yeah, I kind of rushed the end of the chapter and I was just really tired but thanks for viewing the story.

got to say, this got my attention and to play South Park: the stick of truth again, epic man, hope to see more:pinkiehappy:

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Princess Kenny alicorn.
Somebody has to draw that shit.

I enjoyed this. Can't wait for more. Good job.

I wonder how the princesses will react to his swearing. It'll probably be funny.

Oh my god yes someone finally did it!
this inspires me...time to totally steal this idea change a few things and call it mine :rainbowlaugh:

I fucking dig this story, as Kyle is my favorite of the boys.

But, you should get yourself a pre-reader, so that he could fix any spelling or grammar errors....*Whistles innocently*

Oh, don't mind me, just standing here.....

I wonder, if you let some humans into equestria to tell their side of the story.... or cartman

If Cartmen comes I mean going to lol so hard

..I would have said "My people, shortly after the war, began to die out...We were weakened greatly by the war..We lost others to animals and to those seeking either vengeance or treasure...I was not born many years ago..but my father, the king before me, fell with the last of my people..I am all that is left..

So is Kyle hardcore RPing, does he think he's really the elf-king, or what?

Oh man that can't be good:fluttershyouch: But lets see how Kyle would handle this.

Of this will be going like Southpark does .
It will be bad.
Fuck yeah

I will love this........ so... fucking... much.

I cannot wait for Kyle's continued adventures!

I FUCKING TOLD you I would love this story. Holy shit this will be good!!! :DD

Great start.

How will Kyle affect and change thing's? Will he end up going through the MLP episodes? Will more South Park character's end up in Equestria?

I look forward to reading more and seeing what happen's next.

i am pleased with this story...but beware of manbearpig....his power knows no bounds

Yes, I will be adding one other South Park character but i'm having trouble choosing between the two. :twilightsheepish: Because I have future thoughts of this story in my mind that would very well for both of them.

Jimmy the Bard who will bring his s-s-songs of enchantment to the ponies of Equestria as well as his funny stuttering. (His bardic powers will be able to protect, use invisibility and summon a creature for a short time).
OR
Stan the Ranger who will bring honor to the guard and well as his bravery to protect those who need it. (His swordsmanship is near perfect and can tell when there is an enemy near).

Will he only be around before season one? Or is he actually immortal and will live through all the seasons?

Well, yes Kyle and the other South Park character will be immortal but only in Equestria and I am going to make Equestria's the time different to South Park so to put it simply when Kyle is in Equestria after one day the time in south park will stop there until Kyle (and the other character) comes back to South Park. So it is like Kennys deaths but everybody will remember that Kyle was gone for a whole day (and Night as well).

And No, He will be in the actual MLP series but how that is going to happen i'm still thinking about it. I just still need to do the history before NMM and make Kyle (and the other character) develop a good friendship with the two princesses.

Little Spoiler Note for Future Chapter: Kyle's drastic thinking will lead his biggest consequence as well as Lunas. :fluttershysad:
I wonder if you can guess what that could be.:trollestia:

Wow cartman will come how Kyle will react and started to think that Kyle will describe cartam like a bad leader

Cartman, welcome to Equestria.

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he started walking home with his crutches

It's Jimmy.
Also, he was stuttering.

Probs gonna be really annoying when he gets a lot of dialogue hehehe :trollestia:

“OH MY CELESTIA! THAT FALLING BRICK KILLED IRON SHIELD!” I got out of bed and ran to the open window as I yelled in response.
“YOU BASTARDS!”

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

love it but is kyle gonna last till the second discord fight

Sweet! We get to see Jimmy! :D
I wonder how Kyle is gonna explain this to the Princeses though that some how one of his kind survived...
He'll probably have to get to Jimmy first, which I hope he does, in order to keep up the ruse.
I don't want him to get caught by the princesses yet... :/
Truthfully, I hope that Cartman doesn't go because he's a dick and he'll probably ruin Kyle's relations with the Princesses.
Anyway, can't wait for the next chapter and see what happens next! :D

JIMMYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pinkiecrazy: YUS!!!

OH HEEEELL TO THE FUCK YEAAAAAAHHH!

4237514 DAMN. CURSE MY EYE FOR NON-DETAIL!!!

ponies inside the castle but they seemed smaller that* the sisters and I as my height was just up to Luna’s eye level.

Are the ponies the size of dogs? Cause based on the style of south park that sounds about right.

*Also that should be than

Look's like Jimmy is going to be the next one to end up in Equestria. Who else will also be taken to Equestria? Who will end up there next? What is behind all this in the first place? Looking forward to reading more and finding out.

>How will the princesses react to Jimmy?
They probably gonna ask why he looks like little boy too.

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