Anonymous leaves Ponyville to pursue a quiet office job in Manehattan. While he finds the possibility of new love in his future, he finds that his past from Ponyville isn't willing to give him up so easily. Some mares just don't know when to stop.

Who will Anon choose? His past life, Fluttershy? The mysterious Autumn? Or, perhaps the troubled Mulberry?

After seeing that something that wasn't quite right on Twilight's birth certificate Pinkie Pie decided to go ask her about it.

After all, it was probably only a simple mistake, right?

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Everyone knows that making friends is hard. Keeping them long enough to defeat several evil villains bent on world domination, and a few ponies who are just jerks, with nothing but the sheer power of friendship and good feelings is even harder.

Wouldn't everything be easier if you just had a gun?

Let's find out.

Coverart and the concept as a whole is from that guy named tjpones, go look at his stuff.

This story is a sequel to How to Hug a Five-Hundred-Foot Tall Dragon

It was supposed to be a routine flight over the desert, just a relaxing trip to stretch his wings out. He'd done it a thousand times before.

This time, it wasn't so routine.

Sex tag is for innuendo. No clop.

Part of the Hellpiercer 'verse, but knowledge of that story is not required. Reading the direct prequel How to Hug a Five-Hundred-Foot Tall Dragon is advisable, however.

Diamond Tiara has been redeemed in the eyes of the fillies and colts of Ponyville, but there is someone else that isn't so forgiving. Krampus, the evil punisher of naughty ponies during Hearths Warming, has come to whisk Diamond Tiara away to Tartarus and only Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Silver Spoon can rescue her.

The Ponyville Public Access channel is where any and all Ponyville residents can go to advertise whatever they want or force those with a T.V. to watch their antics.

Tune into the The Ponyville Public Access channel. It’s literally the only channel that works.

Inspired by a random conversation with Tired Old Man

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After only five minutes of marriage, Twilight comes to her senses and realises that Flash Sentry is actually really, really boring. It's time to lawyer up and get a divorce!

To navigate the complex Equestrian legal system and not lose all her money, Twilight needs the best lawyer in all of Equestria. Unfortunately what she has is Fluttershy.

She's been assured by her sister a thousand times that they are equals, so where the hay is her throne?

Twilight Sparkle continues to write letters to Princess Celestia & Princess Luna after becoming a princess herself, but this time as a friend rather than a student.

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1 part episode analysis, 1 part character analysis, a dash of comedy, and a sprinkling of feels. I hope these are fun and relaxing to read, if that makes any sense. They have been fun to write, so far.

Scootaloo is a grown lady now. All her friends had outgrown her, and are busy with their own lives. This would be fine, really it would have. But it's the little things that add up, the little things that drive you absolutely mad.