She's been assured by her sister a thousand times that they are equals, so where the hay is her throne?
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Fire Gazer the Alchemist
The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.
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Needs a sequel, or at least another chapter, because this can only end hilariously
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, not sure what to say. It was certainty well written, and the characters were well represented, there was also a good amount of original humour. However, I think that I would have rather had frostburn or shattered glass. No offense.
5278263 I'm still working on them, don't worry.
Celestia spending four billion bits on cake and donuts is what I expected from her. Maybe she will give Luna a throne made out of swords.
5278267
Can't wait to see those then.
5278272 I dunno, I don't think she's satisfied.
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5278285 Plus it must leave a mark on her hindquarters.
OH YOU WENT THERE
plus to solve this you basically just need to raise a few taxes a tiny bit and hook onto a scandal while saying that is the cause.
It's kind of a throne
well as they say "he who has the toilet has the house"
I was expecting her to say the current throne.
Also, she could have said that she opened the wrong door. Or that the construction company misunderstood.
5278419 True, but where's the fun in that?
and three days later luna makes her own kingdom and makes a throne out of the princesses and elements thrones.
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A porcelain throne.
Well my guild in some game never gave me a darn throne while i donated 3839487483k moneys to the guild... Yes ingame money
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At least you don't have to get up to go to the restroom...
On the outskirts of Ponyville, three fillies were dragging along a wagon full of pudding in an attempt to get their Cutie Marks. Suddenly, one of them froze, poked her head up, and glanced off into the distance of Canterlot.
"What's the matter, Scootaloo?" Apple Bloom asked.
"I... I don't know," Scootaloo admitted. "I just suddenly got the feeling that I've been screwed over."
Lol!
I almost died laughing!
It also would have cured cancer, ended poverty, and caused cats to vomit rainbow-colored gold instead of hairballs.
Wow, when I got to the part where Celestia was wondering what to use as a thrown I thought 'try the toilet'.
5281563 But it can't give Luna a throne.
So Twilight can come up with a proposal to end tribalism and find homes for orphans, but she can't come up with a proposal to make Equestria not bankrupt anymore?
5281997 The banks threatened to go on a book-burning crusade?
Oh Luna.
If they're Princesses, couldn't they just threaten the bank owners with their alicorn powers or something?
Alright, cool story anyways. It was pretty funny!
WTF WHY U DO THAT TO MY QUEEN!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU TO TARTARUS
5278439 She could have opened another door, until they actually were lost. But this is ok to.
you realize they could pretty much just ask Discord for the throne, and the bits, and the whole nightmare moon after luna went berserk. I would be easy really...
5283326 I'm pretty sure if they asked Discord for a throne and some money, he would have turned the castle inside out, barfed up a load of lottery tickets and then sent fifty dancing pigs to tour Equestria in a mini-van.
But who knows, maybe it could have worked out.
this begs for a sequel!
5283362 you should add that part to the story that would make it even more hilarious
Ah, so Celestia has a gold throne, Cadance has a diamond throne, Twilight has a crystal (?) throne and Luna gets ... the porcelain throne.
5282653 The ironic part is they are monarchs of the nation. They own the bank. And every last single bit. Technically every single bit in the kingdom is borrowed from them.
5284061 Euuuuuughhhh.... Porcelain....
And on that day, we saw the return of Nightmare Moon.
5282587 Plot twist... that Gold Armor isn't Gold.. but gold painted Styrofoam.
I can confirm that it's now featured with Mature settings turned on.
Luna and Celestia have job as princesses of Equestria so they must have pretty big sallary. Luna can buy new throne from her sallary.
But if i am not mistaken in the IDW comic Luna patrols Equestria in the night and she doesn't hold court as Celestia and when she dreamwalks she uses her own bed. She realy doesn't need a throne and when the situation demands it she can always sit on Celestia's throne.
But evryone needs the porcelain one.
Oh, oh my XD
That's how I felt when Equestria girls came out
Also, didn't Luna have a throne in their old castle? Tia could just salvage it and put It next to hers in the Canterlot castle.
Good story. There needs to be a sequel or another chapter. I want the hilarity to ensue.
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Yes, Lulu get's a porcelain throne.
5284836
Hmm... Maybe I can convince her to get it herself...
Gold, Diamond, Crystal, that's all well fine and nice...
But let's be honest, Luna got the most functional throne out of all of them.
Gold is a super soft metal, and Luna could use just let the CMC go to town with a hammer on Celestia's throne (cutie mark crusader throne designers?) and the case is closed.
Diamond can be cut pretty easily, but I'm not sure how much you can do to Cadance's throne. I'd assume it wouldn't be too hard to cut it to tiny shards, but I myself have little experience with gem laying.
"Crystal" isn't actually that great- many crystals out there are quite weak and can be smashed to little bits with a common household hammer.
But if you destroy Luna's throne? You'll flood an entire floor of Canterlot Castle if you don't turn the water off first. Even then, have you ever smashed a giant dinner plate? good luck finding all the pieces, some idiot servant is going to get a shard stuck in his hoof, and then, OH, and then just you wait and see how BROKE Equestria can be with those kinds of medical bills and lawsuits over workplace safety coming in. Scootaloo isn't going to be the only one with a feeling they just got screwed.
Tldr Luna has best throne.
You know, I don't think you can end it any better then you did right there. A great job all around. *golf clap*
So, Luna would be like
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Men. If I were Lulu, I'd go to Rarity. I'm sure that she's got the old throne in the castle usable by now!
bwahahahah!
Well, I see one more alternative.
Celestia got to spend four billions on cake. While Luna was stuck in the Moon.
It's only fair that Celestia now gets a job to fund Luna's throne.
"Sorry Lulu, we're all out of thrones. Can I interest you in a banana instead?"
"Why do your hooves smell like cream cheese?"
A porcellain throne! As befits a princess!
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Actually, you can break diamond with a hammer. Like glass, it's brittle, and if enough energy goes into the right place, it'll crack and break.
Lol, #REKT! Technically, however, another word for 'toilet' is golden throne.
I wonder if Luna could learn to pole dance, good money in that!