GorisTheDeathclaw
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Oh no. Not Lyra. Please, no!
Well, that was unexpected. For any regular author, anyway!
Love it! Can't wait to read!
Oh lord, another Goris fic...
1151948......mrrrmmrmrrm yes heheh....
Ok.
This was pretty damn funny.
...Well, maybe not the whole raped-by-monstrosity thing. I was, however, really caught off-guard by the ending.
Keep up the good work, all right?
Little did our protagonist know, a night in lock-up would largely be more of the same.
That was horrifying
Heres hoping for more
The ending had me in stitches. Good job.
Oh LOL
Okay, I have to admit, not ending the story with the main character as Roid Rage's jail bunkmate is actually pretty clever. Because that ending would have been funny, and would have made perfect sense, and I was all
"arrgh ... author ... why ..."
... then I realized the whole point of this story was to make me
. Oooooh. You're good.
I was starting to think you've gone soft Goris. But you got back on the horse, so to speak
Loved it, didn't anticipate nearly anything, and the battle theme was brilliant.
A job well done
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Brilliant. Simply, beautifully brilliant.
I knew how the threesome was going to be as soon as it was mentioned. But it just got worse.
I don't know what to say.
I know how this is going down...
I sure hope I won't drop the soap.
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that was the most traumatizing thing i have ever read. Funny as hell though
I didnt see any of that coming. I say there should be a colgate next.
How horrifying...
The music made it worthwhile!!!
BRILLIANT! awesome story 5/5
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I think I gave him that idea
Seriously, your only Isaac Clarke has worst luck than your protagonists.
CALLED IT!!!!
No. NO. NO. NOOOOO. NO! NO. LYRA?! AND BON-BON?!?!?!
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I came so hard, from shock and from laughter upon seeing your name.
THIS WAS RICH. THIS WAS SO FUCKING RICH.
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The events that transpired in jail that night were much more deeply horrifying.
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Colgate is now on THE LIST.
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Added your name to the description - sorry I forgot to when I wrote the story.
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You came hard upon seeing my name?
I'm flattered.
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Not sure whether that was a compliment or an insult or a mixture of both... but I'll take it as a compliment.
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TAKE MY NAME OFF OF THERE! IT WAS MEANT AS A JOKE!
oh, second pers- WAIT... GORIS YOU KNOW I ALREADY ADVERTED YOU.
I.
KNOW.
WHERE.
YOU.
LIVE.
*thumbs up*
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Done.
On the plus side, at least he hasn't ruined his friendship with Bon Bon.
That won't last long.
dat last sentence....
Delicious
OWW MY SIDES the best part was I read it to a bunch of kids on xbox live
When I realized it, I laughed so hard my family stared at me.
Excellent job.
Oh my god I hope this ends up like the tiarawhy comic, lol.
Oh my god I hope this ends up like the tiarawhy comic, lol.
lmfao, not what I'd expected, however still fantastically sick, as well as funny.
1152639 "the list" you make that sound dark. Its supposed to be anonymouspony suffering not the named ponies!
Well, at the very least Pokey wasn't around to witness all that, as he's probably still busy with Cheerilee.
Let me guess... Pokey now works in the prison, doesn't he?
If the nameless protagonist ever develops 4th wall breaking powers you are in deep trouble, Goris.
Probably not going to happen, but it I'd like to read about him spectecularly failing at Rage against the author.
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It's a list of people anonpony will suffer while trying to bone.
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Pokey presumably saw the video the teens recorded when they uploaded it on YouTube and proceeded to spread it to all the most popular sites on the internet.
I don't think he'll ever develop 4th-wall-breaking abilities - the only one who could train him in that art is Pinkie Pie, but I doubt she ever wants to see him again.
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I'll re-read it now...
I guess I did!
...oh.
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Unless I've managed to ascend to a new level of retardation and miss the same joke twice , it's a play on that dumb "sugar and spice and all things nice" rhyme, followed by a wildly immature and gross (yet still funny) sexual joke.
Am I right?
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90 POINTS GAINED
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Hey Goris, what is your next target...?
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I'm writing a story about Pokey Pierce since lots of people requested it after the story with Cheerilee.
But my next normal fic is gonna be either Colgate or Nightmare Moon since people have asked for them. I dunno which it's gonna be, though.
A bird shits in our hero's mouth. I laughed so hard, i nearly died. He was raped, arrested, a pooed in the pie hole. You sir, are, amazing
I was taking a shit right when Roid Rage comes in. I didn't have to take a shit any more. My ass felt weird the rest of the night.
"BODY, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!"
"WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT, BRAIN!"
"I JUST DID! TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER!"
"I'M NEVER DOING ANYTHING FOR YOUR DARK THOUGHTS AGAIN!"
"WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!"