GorisTheDeathclaw
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dude, this is fucking hilarious! From the beginning, I thought it was just going to be another shitty horse-sex fic I could mock, but the ending really caught me off guard. That was great.
Holy shit, I was ready for a nice short romantic story, and it took a turn for the amazing. Good lord that was hilarious. I lost it at "MY COCK ISN’T FUCKING WORKING".
I don't know what just happened, First i was taking her on a date, then it was "FUCK MY COCK ISN'T WORKING!".
dafuq did i just read?
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A public service announcement about the horrors of erectile dysfunctions. Or something.
AHAHAAHH
OMG I JUST SKIPPED TO THE END AND BURST OUT LAUGHING
AHAHAAHH
OMG I JUST SKIPPED TO THE END AND BURST OUT LAUGHING
turbo boner?
you sly dog
942921 Oh dear god that caught me off guard, I'm dying of laughter here.
I usually laugh at the end but I exploded in the middle this time great job
Do all your stories involve sexual tragedy?
and now i remember to not read any clopfics by you because I CANT GET ANYTHING!
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It's a recurring theme.
oh god these are just brilliant!
"I can't wait to be a horny piece of shit and nail Rarity all night"
:"I WARNED YOU ABOUT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION DEAR! I TOLD YOU DARLING!"
"FUCK I'M FAILING TO GET ALL THESE ERECTIONS"
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IT
KEEPS
HAPPENING
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Oh yes, this just made my day, it's....beautiful. Amazing. Hilarious. Side-splitting. Other adjectives to that effect.
Hi-fucking-larious my friend good work
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It is indeed the same guy over and over again. He just has hideously bad luck.
And a weird subconscious appetite for bunny semen.
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The watch was lost forever. There was no way to retrieve it.
"like some gruesome atari joystick" lol!
At which point I remember, Rarity is a stuck up bitch
MY COCK IS BROKEN!!!1!!!1!!!
Your style of writing is spectacular.
I never heard of a turbo-boner.
Hands. Man. Someone. Not sure if humanized, world where Equestria and Earth coexist or I am over analyzing.
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Oops, that was a typo. The guy's meant to be a pony.
My head is full of
as well as images of a pony tugging his flaccid member while shouting curses at it with Rarity cowering on the other side of the room.
Interesting, I shall be watching you Goris...
Inbetweeners reference? Also, BRILLIANT
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At least he didn't piss the bed and ask a dutch girl for a threesome.
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I'm afraid to ask about that.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
GENIUS
Lel gotta read everything on this account