GorisTheDeathclaw
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Moar pain for our poor hero..
My body was not ready.
Okay. Great troll fic. Did not see that coming. I'm not a clopfic reader myself, just trying to learn more about people's obsession with Tavi, but dammit that was funny. It goes for a total 180, and though it's short, it succeeds at what it's trying to do. Good joke, my friend.
You owe me a new keyboard, I spat my coffee all over it
OH god I cant put sound into text so just think of a reaction to this
its pretty funny
Man, he must be cursed or something.
So I wanted to demonstrated to my friends on skype how poorly written most clopfics are. So I clicked this one at random and started to read it out loud to them and it ended up hilarious.
As usual, absolutely hilarious! The dangers of having a Overactive Bladder Syndrome and not having it checked...
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The poor guy. Will anything ever work out for him. Probably not.
this story was so awesome
I love you.
Despite this being a one-shot, do more.
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At least with background ponies you can take a few creative liberties with their personalities
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bwahahaha
nough said
Remind me to never have sex. With my luck Goris will be the writer for that part of my life. Actually, with my luck, he already is the writer for my life.
He needs some luck, or he is the equestria version of bad luck brian.
awww sob
I PISSED myself laughing at this
oh please, when you write the fluttershy-fic, add a comment on the end: "...and that´s why all of the mane6 haven´t a coltfriend."
"YOU PISSED IN MY BED!"
This is hilarious!!!
*Sigh*...Octavia Doesn't play the Cello, she plays the double bass, a Cello is played sitting down. Anyways good story, the pacing was good and I enjoyed the concept.
That.. I was not expecting.. xD
Well, shit happens...
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973187 what you talkin bout willis i play the cello (and many more instruments) standing up
"I thought you'd like it!" hilarious!
"I thought you'd like it!" Me: Bro, you got problems.....
Though Trixie may like it 
-Trollestia Approves
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
And then,
DEUS EX MACHINA COCK BLOCK, YEAH!
This guy is so unfortuante. I feel for him, in a way. Or not. Torture him more
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i feel so sad fo the guy one of my friends did that while kissing his gf
...i love you *hugs goris*
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Ok lets see i have read from rarity to this on tonight and have been laughing so hard. But on the other hoof I feel so bad for him will he ever win proble not
MY SIDES ARE IN PAIN and I still read this to kids
Too bad. Our hero nearly got to...
...third bass.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This guy's a kickass opener, but the world's worst closer. *nod*
Snorted SO hard
Just when you think it can't get worse...at least he didn't run from the parade.
These story's are awesome need more
i with brain dead after this sentence “I thought you’d like it!” you yell.
but fun as hell 
That was... totally unexpected.
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I may be wrong...but that looks like something out of hentai.
Me: er...uh...
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LAWL. It's not....trust me. But I wish it was!
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Then...where is it from?
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My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute.
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Even after reading these stories multiple times, they're still hilarious to me. I love your stories!
I honestly don't know what to say here other than this fic is cringeworthy. I don't think anyone would be stupid enough to piss on a girl right before they have sex with her.