GorisTheDeathclaw
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Dear lord... I think I broke a rib laughing so hard.
............omg this made lol so hard.......can't help but twitch in sympathy.....
owowowowoowowowwowowowowowowowowowowowow
Nice!
At first I thought that this will be some dumb stuff, but it was hilarious!
*falls off chair laughing* OH shit i woke up the house
Ouch
BASED ON A TRUE STORY.
Although thankfully, this happened to my friend. Not me. Honest.
OWOWOW aww you cant end it like that
GRRRHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD THIS IS SO GOOD!
That shit is funny
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rolf lmfao "falls off chair"
1000 ways to die
Equestria version!
I didn't laugh until I finished the story and the thoughts started to set in. You sir just gained a follower!
yeah, piercings are dumb.
At first I was like, "Sigh. Dashie has a tongue piercing. That just killed the story for me."
Then I reached the end and I was like:
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
and:
Ooooowwwwwwww.
There's a lesson here. If you're gonna get piercings, stick to the ears.
I love how of all the ones I've read so far THIS is the one where if it were me I'd still try again compared to the other ones.
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:3
946440 Reminds me of the true story of how a guy was making pancakes, his girlfriend comes over and starts blowing him right there in the kitchen. The guy however refuses to let the pancakes burn and tries to tilt the pan to get the pancakes off, causing liquid to pour off the pan and down the chicks back. She responds to this by clenching her teeth.
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Ouch. I seriously cringed just reading that.
994570 Not kidding, is an actual true story. The guy was in the hospital for 3 weeks.
That was..interesting.
Poor buck. I mean, he has the swag going on, chicks dig him and want him like they're in heat.
But whatever god of Chaos targeted the poor hero, he is having a barrel of fun, tugging at his fate strings.
I'm actually suprised that none of the stories so far ended in death
Note to self: don't dive into the depths of Goris' old stories if you don't want to feel very, very, VERY uncomfortable.
I think that "I" need to kill myself because I have the worse love life luck in the fucking world
Well... At least it was a night to remember.
I wonder how many people came in here looking for a clopfic.