GorisTheDeathclaw
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this is only going to end badly
Aw yes, Goris. This should be interesting
Ha I think the ending suits well, our poor protagonist has become immune to horrifying endings
...Goddamnit Goris. I will never trust you again!
For a second there i thought he was gonna go mike tyson on her
Ok really did you have to end it off like that. Other than the ending, good job. Is there going to be a next one?
Well. At least he got to have sex this time.
This could of ended much worse......OK WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL GORIS
The protagonist: 'Okay then, bye', *leaves* 'I don't know why I even bother leaving the house any more, I think I'll go home and hang myself now'.
Bon Bon: 'WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!'
The protagonist: 'Aw fuck, now I have to go to more therapy...'
Probably the best things have EVER ended for Anonpony.
I just......lol'd. Lol'd everywhere.
1222085 He had sex with Berry Punch
...woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Okay, I was NOT expecting that. xD
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Didn't she turn out to be his mom though?
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*reads end of chapter*
*slams face into keyboard*
That was a great story, I enjoyed the twist ending.
Now if you'll excuse me I need to go to the hospital to have these keys removed from my forehead.
1222178 Still sex although this adds to the fact the protagonist is gay
Come on Goris! I know you can do better than that!
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If you have sex with a man that had a sex change and you didn't know about it beforehand, not your fault and doesn't make you gay. :>
Sees Sex tag and Colgate: AW YEAH!!!
Sees the name of the author:
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You are a good author, but your stories are like a double-edged sword. I Nothing your stories. I don't hate 'em, but I don't like 'em either. Well, the Twist ending. Are you M. Night Shymalan in disguise?
I like this a lot and haven't we all been in that situation once or twice
Dammit, I think I just got trolled hard.
Well played.
Mature rating and dentist......*sigh* why not?
*reads story*
But I still found this funny.
As soon as I saw your name I knew I had to read this.
You sir, can make me laugh like no other.
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I have no idea what I just read. BUT I FUCKING LIKE IT!
7 Moustaches for you
This is surprisingly... normal for you, Goris. I mean, the protagonist didn't even get horribly mauled or abused! Instead, he just had... really boring sex.
Used to be a man? Shouldn't that be stallion?
Or was Colgate a human!?
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I agree. And in a way I am relieved. Naturally, seeing him being operated while Colgate rides him would be hilarious, but after the Pokey Pierce arch and the Snowflake incident that still lingers in my mind....
I guess Protagonist deserves some respite. Or boring sex
Doesn't matter had sex.
"Ok bye then"
Is it just me or is our protagonist starting to get used to this sort of stuff happening to him all the time?
This story wasn't as bad as many of the others. I am not happy, but satisfied
LOL
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I was trying to make it as unappealing as possible - imagine having sex with a half-flaccid penis while your partner gives you endless corrections and advice on how to be less shitty at sex, while the only thing on your mind is the dangers of gingivitis.
Unless there's people out there with a gingivitis fetish, in which case this is the sexiest story on the site.
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I'm sorry, but mind if I steal that gif? (I love Senor Chang)
On to what i thought of the story..Yes. Just yes. I am glad to see or protagonist manage to have sex with a dentist and not end up unconscious from ether, and then raped, and no mention of "sounding" with plaque scrapers!
Yet, another awkward ending. I feel sorry for our protagonist here, but it is still funny what happens to him every time he is trying to sleep with someone. Good Job!cdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-oclap.png
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Either that, or he was just bored, he didn't give a fuck.
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No problemo buddy :D
And I think having a gingivitis fetish might be worse than a scat based one....
YES COLGATE COLGATE GOLGATE!
dat ending...
That ending holy shit Why WHY?!
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:D
SPOILER ALERT
FINALLY! A story where our protagonist doesn't get horrifically injured or mocked. It's like a breath of fresh air, or a breath of "just had sex with an annoying girl who used to be a guy" air.
Gross.
:O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~€ BLAAGGGHHHHH: I threw up
oh, clop- WAIT
GORIS!!!! FUCK YOU GORIS!!!
Amazing, I couldn't stop laughing.
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I dun know, gives a whole new meaning to the term "Drill baby drill."
Oh, a Colgate 2nd romance this'll be inter- GorisTheDeathclaw - Oh fuck. I'm going to need a drink for this..
Of course you would drop a bomb like that at the end.